Childrens Books you Haven't Seen

[Mic Cheque]

1. Strangers Have the Best Candy

2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

3. Some Kittens Can Fly!

4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!

6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking

7. You Are Different and That’s Bad

8. Dad’s New Wife Michael

9. POP! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games

10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

11. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

13. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

14. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

15. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

16. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

17. Bi-Curious George

18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

[cunexttuesday]

Metal objects and sockets: Shocking good fun!

All the different tastes under the kitchen sink.

The fun of riding a bike without your helmut

[pinzNneedlz]

Dr. McPickles Funtime Abortion Clinic (we'll bring out the kid in you!!!)

[Mic Cheque]

Dr. McPickles Funtime Abortion Clinic (we'll bring out the kid in you!!!)

:lol:

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[Bambi]

Books You Should Not Read Before You Die

“20 Great Things To Abuse When You’re Drunk” by Mel Gibson.
Underexposed – Bits of Paris Hilton You Haven’t Seen Yet” by Paris Hilton
“How To Spot A Religious Nut” by Tom Cruise.
“You’re Not Beautiful Unless You Can Count Your Ribs - The Olsen Diet” by Mary-Kate Olsen.
“Any Publicity is Good Publicity” by Wayne Carey
“Knowing when to let go” by John Howard (The sequel to "Knowing When to Say Sorry"). “Knowing when to shutup” by Peter Costello.
"Marriage and Fidelity" by Shane Warne, Bill Clinton & Jack Nicholson.
"The complete guide to modern medecines and their correct dosages" by Heath Ledger.
"How to be a good mother" by Britany Spears.

[Guilty]

Out now, from Britain's favourite children's publishing house - Publisher's of Entertaining Dramas and Oratories!

The 'bedtime with uncle' series:

A) Uncle's magic wand rings a bell in your tummy. :jaijai:

B) Some things are a secret. :X

C) If you tell... mummy and daddy will go away forever. :stop:



And the 'God LOVES your children' trilogy:

i) God watches you go potty. :peek:

ii) And this little piggy was 'chosen' by the priest :gift:

iii) Unbaptised Sam goes to hell (forever). :infidel:


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