Nation States: Join Oddthoughtania! Political Game!

[Az]

http://www.nationstates.net/region=oddthoughtania (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=oddthought)

I would like everyone to participate in this, if you can find the time to answer one political question a day, this will be quite fun

You will need to make a nation: Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/)

You will need to join our region: NationStates | Oddthoughtania (http://www.nationstates.net/region=oddthoughtania)

Post ITT With Your Nation So We Know Who You Are.

[!clo!]

[ Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/bloody_hatchets) ]


The Republic of Bloody Hatchets is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem. Bloody Hatchets's national animal is the hoes and its currency is the bucks .

[Jacx]

Mofo nation in

[newportbadboy]

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=newportians


The Kingdom of Newportians is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

Motto "Its lonely at the top but you eat better"

[KACK]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=kackaroos)

The Dictatorship of Kackaroos is a fledgling, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 13%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kackaroos's national animal is the king cobra and its currency is the ktt.

[Calienta]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=paard_minaaren)

The Rogue Nation of Paard Minaaren is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Paard Minaaren's national animal is the paard (horse) and its currency is the zadel.

[e11even]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=xaos_11)

[newportbadboy]

Civil Rights:
Rare

Thats what i m talking about..Freedom is so out of style


Dictatorship is the new black

[Jacx]

http://www.nationstates.net/ (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation)
The Empire of Mofo Nation

“SI NON CONFECTVS, NON REFICIAT.”

The Empire of Mofo Nation is a fledgling, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 5 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 20%. A healthy private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Retail and Cheese Exports.

Crime is moderate. Mofo Nation's national animal is the goat and its currency is the shister.

[shadow]

The Republic of Shadowtonians

“Get laid or die trying”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average Economy:
Reasonable Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific


Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Shadowtonians is a fledgling, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, followed by Soda Sales and Uranium Mining.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Shadowtonians's national animal is the llama and its currency is the poundollapence.

[Jacx]

NationStates | Oddthoughtania (http://www.nationstates.net/region=oddthoughtania)

join our region shadow...were gonna take those bastards over

[!clo!]

oddthought FTW :jacxy:

[shadow]

I've joined mate.

What do i do now, just wait for telegrams and issues?

[shadow]

Obviously a guy that didn't know what he was doing.

Regional Happenings

* 1 minute ago: FlagThe Republic of Shadowtonians arrived from The middle of nowhere.
* 2 minutes ago: FlagThe Republic of Shadowtonians departed this region for The middle of nowhere.
* 8 minutes ago: FlagThe Republic of Shadowtonians arrived from The North Pacific.

I got it right the first time :S

[Jacx]

your in becuase i see u...do your 1 issue of the day and ur done...its that simple

[Sir Mankalot]

Bitchniggahz

[Santo]

Location: the South Pacific (http://www.nationstates.net/region=the_south_pacific)
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Holy Empire of SantoM is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20%. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Cheese Exports industry.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SantoM's national animal is the coyote and its currency is the santom.





Wtf Am I doing in the south pacific??

[Jacx]

lol...nice to see you mr santo.

So im playing poker...tables go on break and i thought...to hell with it lets see if it updated any and yep i had a new issue to vote on....fuck i had to laugh out loud.

The Issue and choices

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mofo Nation's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that goats could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1. "The fact is, the goat population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson May McGuffin. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have goat kebabs, goat pies, goat-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."


2. "I agree that something needs to be done about goat over-population," says random passer-by Miranda Dodinas, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."


3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bianca Rifkin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The goats were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The goat is part of what makes Mofo Nation a great nation!"

[newportbadboy]

Newportians is ranked 1st in the region and 2,441st in the world for Most Income Equality.


Bow down bitches :D

[e11even]

Newportians is ranked 1st in the region and 2,441st in the world for Most Income Equality.


Bow down bitches :D

uh huh... because your whole economy sucks, your rich and poor are equally screwed :P

[nick]

Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Weak
Political Freedoms: Some

The People's Republic of Serious Discussion is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 6 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Elections have been outlawed and meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy. Crime is totally unknown. Serious Discussion's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the serious thought.


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Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

The Empire of Urzamalandi is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 22%. A healthy private sector is led by the Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Voting is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Urzamalandi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cannabinoid.

[Asgard]

The Republic of Kaos101

“Si vis pacem para bellum”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of



Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Kaos101 is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 30%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime is moderate. Kaos101's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ecu.

[JaiJai]

lol...nice to see you mr santo.

So im playing poker...tables go on break and i thought...to hell with it lets see if it updated any and yep i had a new issue to vote on....fuck i had to laugh out loud.

The Issue and choices

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mofo Nation's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that goats could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1. "The fact is, the goat population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson May McGuffin. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have goat kebabs, goat pies, goat-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."


2. "I agree that something needs to be done about goat over-population," says random passer-by Miranda Dodinas, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."


3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bianca Rifkin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The goats were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The goat is part of what makes Mofo Nation a great nation!"

:haha: they seen you coming!

[JaiJai]

Location: Oddthoughtania


Regional Influence: Minnow

The Queenom of ReesDawgies is a fledgling, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 51%, and even higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Furniture Restoration industry.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReesDawgies's national animal is the cocker spaniels, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the doggie bisquits.

[Sir Brian]

The Kingdom of Nottinghamshires

“Never Surrender!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Some

Location: Oddthoughtania

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Kingdom of Nottinghamshires is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16%. A small private sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nottinghamshires's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Clough.

[Cheeky]

National Flag
The Republic of Kinkfactor

“Leave your dignity at the door”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good Economy:
Fair Political Freedoms:
Few



Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Kinkfactor is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Kinkfactor's national animal is the possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the gram.

[Uganja]

i'm in fuckers

[Calienta]

Just updated ...

Paard Minaaren is ranked 5th in the region and 15,278th in the world for Most Income Equality.

[Az]

Oddthought is ranked 3rd in the region and 11,766th in the world for Most Income Equality.

everyone try to get other peoples to signup, I'm amazed we have 19 nations in a day

Edit: http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Oddthought

you can view how you actually rank up there

[!clo!]

Children as young as eight have been spotted gambling in some of Bloody Hatchets's seedier casinos.
The Debate

1. Social activist Prudence Thiesen is outraged. "Gambling needs to be outlawed immediately. It's no wonder children are becoming sucked into the vice, with adults setting such a poor example. Gambling is a stain on Bloody Hatchets's international reputation and it must be stopped!"


2. However, Crown Casino chairperson Naki Chicago says, "What's wrong with children gambling? It prepares them for the realities of life, teaching them that success or failure is not due to hard work or intelligence, but the roll of the dice. Besides, if kids weren't gambling, they'd be spraypainting trains."



what shitty choices :clo: thanks jaijai

[Jacx]

Harry Potter Censorship Row

The Issue

The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Mofo Nation has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.
The Debate



"I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Pete Fellow. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."
Teachers union President Tobias Clinton says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

[Az]

# 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mofo Nation, goats are considered a delicacy.

hahaha

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The Issue

Oddthought's TV soaps--famous around the region--have come under fire for their lack of ethnic diversity.

The Debate

1. "Every night my family and I sit down to watch 'The Brash and the Backstabbing'," says Al Thiesen. "But where are the Lilliputians like myself? Where are the Bigtopians? The Marche Noirians? People from those cultures can be just as brash and backstabbing, but we never see them on the screen. The government must act to remove this silent apartheid from our TV screens."


2. "Those Lilliputians don't know how good they have it," says Roxanne Washington, spokesperson for the Tasmanians Against Ethnic Stereotyping. "Tasmanians are on television all the time, but always in crude, stereotypical roles. The answer is not to enforce ethnic quotas, but to award government prizes for the positive portrayal of minorities. That'll work better, and be cheaper, too."


3. "The government should do what now?" says TV studio executive Bianca Trax. "You've got to be kidding. We make soaps here, not documentaries. I should be able to put whichever characters I want into my shows. Quotas! Government prizes! God save me! Hasn't the government got anything better to do? Why don't they just back off and let society work out these things on its own?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Raskil]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=reverend_raskil)

So what do I do now :P

[Flipchic]

The Republic of Flipinianas

“If you a lame motherfcker, get yo' ass out!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the West Pacific


Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Flipinianas is a fledgling, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Gambling.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flipinianas's national animal is the gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the banana bills.

[zwixxx]

The Dominion of Zwixxxia
“What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine”



Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: the West Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow



The Dominion of Zwixxxia is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 6%. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Retail industry.

Crime is a serious problem. Zwixxxia's national animal is the muppet and its currency is the loon.

[!clo!]

you rizz and zwixx have to join oddthoughtania

[Flipchic]

I'm there.. still exploring.. and freakin reading a lot of stuff...

[zwixxx]

i'm joined now. not showing up though in the rankings :S

[Az]

it only updates once a day guys calm down

remember to decide on your issues once a day (or you can change it to 2x a day via settings)

[!clo!]

I'm there.. still exploring.. and freakin reading a lot of stuff...

I Know!!!!1 I felt as if my eyes were gonna pop out its weird

[Az]

# 5 minutes ago: The Republic of Bitchniggahz ceased to exist.
# 9 minutes ago: The Free Land of PhuckPhaces ceased to exist.

what happened d00dz?

[Dalamar]

The Republic of Dalamars is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Education are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A robust private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Uranium Mining.

Crime is a problem. Dalamars's national animal is the aardvark and its currency is the dalamar.

[Jacx]

# 5 minutes ago: The Republic of Bitchniggahz ceased to exist.
# 9 minutes ago: The Free Land of PhuckPhaces ceased to exist.

what happened d00dz?


illegal names

[Az]

right, keep your names civil then :hurr:

[Sir Brian]

>Can I steal another player's nation?

No. This is fraudulent behavior and breaches the site's terms & conditions. The same applies to any attempt to impersonate another player, including attempting to hack nation or region passwords.
>Can I invade other people's regions?

Yes. The practice of "region crashing," where a group of nations all move to a region with the aim of seizing the WA Delegate position, is part of the game. Certain groups within NationStates are particularly adroit at this, and can attack very quickly.
>Once I've taken over a region, can I eject everyone else?

You can try. Invader Delegates tend to have very little Regional Influence, which makes ejecting long-time residents difficult. But Delegates can be as kind, generous, evil, or despotic as they wish. It's up to regional residents to elect good Delegates.


:haha: :haha:

It's looking good! :D

Now lets get us a delegate sorted and lets go about nicking other regions :P

[zwixxx]

>Can I steal another player's nation?

No. This is fraudulent behavior and breaches the site's terms & conditions. The same applies to any attempt to impersonate another player, including attempting to hack nation or region passwords.
>Can I invade other people's regions?

Yes. The practice of "region crashing," where a group of nations all move to a region with the aim of seizing the WA Delegate position, is part of the game. Certain groups within NationStates are particularly adroit at this, and can attack very quickly.
>Once I've taken over a region, can I eject everyone else?

You can try. Invader Delegates tend to have very little Regional Influence, which makes ejecting long-time residents difficult. But Delegates can be as kind, generous, evil, or despotic as they wish. It's up to regional residents to elect good Delegates.


:haha: :haha:

It's looking good! :D

Now lets get us a delegate sorted and lets go about nicking other regions :P

i was actually thinking that this afternoon :hehe: we should all get together and find a smaller place to kick some ass against :D


just found out actual war with other places isn't possible :sad:

[I'm teh birfday boy]

The Republic of Man in a boat is a fledgling, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17%. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Man in a boat's national animal is the bearded clam and its currency is the pubes.

[Uganja]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4302/filteru.jpg


major gay :(

[Call Me H]

Joewalker's national animal is the winnie pooh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests :yay:

[zwixxx]

Joewalker's national animal is the winnie pooh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests :yay:

:haha:

[Sir Brian]

+1

:haha:

[Az]

The Issue

A group of emergency room doctors has petitioned the government to introduce mandatory organ donations.

The Debate

1. "It's not as crazy as it sounds," says Dr. George W. Wu. "Every day, people die because we don't have the organs to save them. Well, that and widespread under-funding of the health system. But the point is, if the government allowed us to take organs from dead people, we could save hundreds of lives a year. And come on, it's not like dead people need them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "You keep your damn hands off my organs!" says alarmed hospital patient Jazz Hamilton. "They are my organs, and I'll do with them what I like. The government has no right to my body."

[Cheeky]

The Issue

Some people say Kinkfactor's policy on free speech has gone too far.
The Debate

1. "These days, anyone says whatever they want with no regard to what kind of dribble is coming out of their mouths!" says angry commuter Zeke Longfellow. "It's gone too far. We should go back to the good old days, when if someone started talking garbage, we'd smack them one."


2. "We need more free speech, not less," argues civil rights campaigner Lars Rubin. "Free speech allows ideas to be explored, challenged, and discussed in a productive, open forum. It teaches our kids to be critical thinkers. And dirty words, of course, but that's just the price you pay."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[!clo!]

The Department of Defense has put its case for a substantial increase in funding for the coming financial year.
The Debate

1. "These are turbulent times we live in," says Defense Chief Hope Chicago. "Turbulent and dangerous. And the only sensible response to that, of course, is to build a lot more weapons. Unless we get the funding we need, I can't promise that we'll be able to defend Bloody Hatchets's sovereign borders from rogue nations and foreign powers. Or those leaky boatloads of refugees, for that matter."


2. "NO MORE BOMBS," chant the protestors outside Parliament House, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Beth Jones, speaking through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, "Bloody Hatchets needs fewer weapons, not more! Make the world a safer place! Disarm now!"

The Government Position

The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.

leaning towards 1

[shadow]

The Issue

A recent poll has revealed high levels of dissatisfaction among the populace about tax rates.
The Debate

1. "Do you know how much of my year's work goes to the government?" demanded angry worker Falala Chicago. "Too much! Government spending has gotten way out of control. It needs big cuts in welfare, health, and education. But leave those subsidies to business alone. We need them to create jobs."


2. "It's not the AMOUNT of tax, it's where the burden falls," says student activist Calvin du Pont. "And at the moment, far too much of the burden is falling on the poor. People on high incomes still have more money than people on low incomes. I don't think I need to say anything more than that."


3. "I don't object to the amount of tax, I object to where it's being spent," says social reformer Sue-Ann Wu. "I'd like to see everyone have a choice as to where their poundollapences go every time they fill out a tax return. Everyone would feel a lot better about opening their wallets if they had a say as to where the money went. I think you'd see a lot more public money going to education and a lot less to business."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[zwixxx]

The Issue
Children as young as eight have been spotted gambling in some of Zwixxxia's seedier casinos.

The Debate
Social activist Steffan Jones is outraged. "Gambling needs to be outlawed immediately. It's no wonder children are becoming sucked into the vice, with adults setting such a poor example. Gambling is a stain on Zwixxxia's international reputation and it must be stopped!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


However, Crown Casino chairperson Billy-Bob Wall says, "What's wrong with children gambling? It prepares them for the realities of life, teaching them that success or failure is not due to hard work or intelligence, but the roll of the dice. Besides, if kids weren't gambling, they'd be spraypainting trains."

[!clo!]

got that one too what shitty choices i picked the bottom one and now my casinos are filled wit kids

[nick]

Peoples Republic of Serious Discussion for WA Delegate!

[Flipchic]

The Far-Reaching Holy Empire of Windica
Received: 6 hours ago

To the most esteemed leader of The Republic of Flipinianas:

Greetings from the Far-Reaching Empire of Windica!

We would like to ask if you would like establishing an embassy in our wonderful land. Of course, we would do the same to your country, and as a sign of goodwill, we would give you a free lot in which to build. Please telegram if interested.

With highest regards,
Edward Jacob VI
The Holy Emperor of Windica

<<< What to do now? :$

[!clo!]

you simply serve them a big cup of go fuckyourself and stay with us :hehe:

[Flipchic]

lol ok.. and what are the endorsements for?

[!clo!]

dont know Rizzy but ya got one from me :bighug:

[Flipchic]

i know.. i endorsed you guys too.. :bighug:

[JaiJai]

The Issue

The increasingly militant Animal Liberation Front struck again last night, freeing dozens of chickens bound for delicious snack packs.


1. "These nuts have got to be stopped," demands concerned consumer Jazz Trax. "They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[nick]

While effusively praising Urzamalandi's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future.
The Debate

1. The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Call Me H]

how come i got a crappy nation

The Kingdom of Joewalker is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 56%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail. (yeah right, its just like in DW)

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control (well at least one good point), thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Joewalker's national animal is the winnie pooh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fle$h.

[zwixxx]

The Far-Reaching Holy Empire of Windica
Received: 6 hours ago

To the most esteemed leader of The Republic of Flipinianas:

Greetings from the Far-Reaching Empire of Windica!

We would like to ask if you would like establishing an embassy in our wonderful land. Of course, we would do the same to your country, and as a sign of goodwill, we would give you a free lot in which to build. Please telegram if interested.

With highest regards,
Edward Jacob VI
The Holy Emperor of Windica

<<< What to do now? :$

i think they're referring to the Dossiers or the endorsements :S

[!clo!]

i think they're referring to the Dossiers or the endorsements :S

*clo kicks zwixxx in the balls :clo: they are trying to get her to join there region ..... Pay attention here zwixxx dont make me come over to your cubicle and do it again :O

[zwixxx]

*clo kicks zwixxx in the balls :clo: they are trying to get her to join there region ..... Pay attention here zwixxx dont make me come over to your cubicle and do it again :O

:haha: then i'll just jump on your head monday morning :zwixxx:

:bleh:

[Az]

# 97 minutes ago:Oddthought lost the position of Oddthoughtania WA Delegate to The Dictatorship of Kackaroos.
# 97 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, organ donation is compulsory.

:hurr:

[Az]

double post:

NSTracker (http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/)

you can check how you are doing #-wise there

as well as compare your nation to another nation

[!clo!]

how did you loose the delagate pos ????

[Jacx]

Government Acts

The Issue

Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad' staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.
The Debate



"People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles," said protest organizer Buffy McAlpin. "They're choking the city, the environment--our lives! Cars must be banned!"
"The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares," says committed motorist Bill Chicago. "People shouldn't be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. "It's clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of... um... anyway, we need more government funds."
The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

[Jacx]

and u lot need to make
The People's Republic of Serious Discussion


have the most endorcements....he is the only person sane enough to bring up mad stuff in the world assembly...aka spend the time writing a pile of crap that no one else has time to do

[Santo]

and u lot need to make
The People's Republic of Serious Discussion


have the most endorcements....he is the only person sane enough to bring up mad stuff in the world assembly...aka spend the time writing a pile of crap that no one else has time to do


That nation is full of good for nothing lefties :glare:

[Cheeky]

The Issue

Workers across the nation have gone out on indefinite strike over what they claim are substandard wages in the Uranium Mining industry.
The Debate

1. "We are the backbone of this country, and we demand a fair wage rise!" says union leader Tobias Christmas. "I don't think a 20% increase over two years is too much to ask. Unless the government forces employers to give us our due, we'll shut this whole industry down! Let's see how well Kinkfactor's economy manages without any Uranium Mining, huh?"


2. "We pay our employees very generous wages," says employer representative Beth Wong. "Especially when you consider that without us, they'd be OUT ON THE STREET. Hear that, you scumbags? OUT ON THE STREET! Anyway, my point is, if you cave in, you make our entire industry uncompetitive. You can't do that in the global marketplace. It'll hurt the whole country. The best solution, economically speaking, would be to relax industrial laws and allow us to fire troublemakers on the spot."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Phuquit]

The Republic of Utarg

“Du mußt Amboß oder Hammer sein”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: Oddthoughtania


Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Utarg is a fledgling, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Utarg's national animal is the hypnotoad and its currency is the jenkem.

Basket weaving???

[e11even]

I found this guide on their forum, it has some interesting info...

NationStates; View topic - Military Gameplay: A Basic Guide to Raiding and Defending (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=12930)

[Jacx]

ok...who is in charge now...


and whoever it is...hook us up NationStates &bull; View topic - Stoklomolvi Communist Federation Embassy Centre (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8183)

pmsl


anyway

Government Acts

The Issue

Workers across the nation have gone out on indefinite strike over what they claim are substandard wages in the Soda Sales industry.
The Debate



"We are the backbone of this country, and we demand a fair wage rise!" says union leader Roger McGuffin. "I don't think a 20% increase over two years is too much to ask. Unless the government forces employers to give us our due, we'll shut this whole industry down! Let's see how well Mofo Nation's economy manages without any Soda Sales, huh?"
"We pay our employees very generous wages," says employer representative George W. Frederickson. "Especially when you consider that without us, they'd be OUT ON THE STREET. Hear that, you scumbags? OUT ON THE STREET! Anyway, my point is, if you cave in, you make our entire industry uncompetitive. You can't do that in the global marketplace. It'll hurt the whole country. The best solution, economically speaking, would be to relax industrial laws and allow us to fire troublemakers on the spot."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.


fucking unions...i'll stamp them out

National Happenings





63 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Mofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), bicyclists are banned from major roads.
113 minutes ago: Mofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation) voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Currency Exchange".

[KACK]

The Issue

A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.
The Debate

1. "For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Anne-Marie Rifkin, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"


2. "I agree," mused sociology professor Lars Mistletoe. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."


3. "Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Bianca Wu. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"

[Call Me H]

The Issue

National marijuana consumption has hit an all-time high, with alarming results, a new poll has found.
The Debate

1. "My factory's productivity is down ten percent since marijuana was decriminalized," complains employer Zeke Thiesen. "And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale. This so-called 'pot' needs to be banned in all public places. Let the junkies do what they want at home, but not in my workplace."


2. "Whoa, dude, no need to get, like, you know," says Free Your Mind campaigner Max Barry, from his parents' basement. "This is, like, a personal choice issue, you know. It's like... whoa, just back off what I want to do with my own body. Don't let the fascists win, man. There are some hot new eckies coming in soon, they should be legal too."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Flipchic]

The Issue

It's time for the government to hire a new religious advisor. Your people have narrowed down the candidates to:
The Debate

1. Catholic Archbishop Charles Rifkin: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.


2. New Age thinker Calvin Christmas: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."


3. Finally, there's Peggy Washington. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."

[Az]

Oddthought is ranked 1st in the region and 44,815th in the world for Most Influential.

:hurr:

The Holy Empire of Oddthought is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed population of 8 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining industries.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation is compulsory, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oddthought's national animal is the drama llama and its currency is the oddinet.

update~ livin in a treehouse in the jungle~ :durr:

The Issue

Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad' staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.

The Debate

1. "People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles," said protest organizer Beth Wong. "They're choking the city, the environment--our lives! Cars must be banned!"


2. "The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares," says committed motorist Freddy Wong. "People shouldn't be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. "It's clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of... um... anyway, we need more government funds."

[zwixxx]

had to agree with you guys on this one

The Issue

Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad' staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.
The Debate

1. "People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles," said protest organizer Calvin Hanover. "They're choking the city, the environment--our lives! Cars must be banned!"


2. "The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares," says committed motorist Roger Johnson. "People shouldn't be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. "It's clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of... um... anyway, we need more government funds."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

[!clo!]

I d go with 2

[comander john]

The Issue
Hospitals have requested that they be allowed to pay people for donating blood and other bodily organs, such as kidneys.

The Debate
"We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Arggggg One hospital administrator Jack Chicago. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred credits in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


"Great idea," says social commentator Klaus Bush. "Except for one thing. You know who's going to be selling their organs? Poor people! They'll be so desperate for money that they'll sell their own kidneys. Well, a kidney. This is just another way for the rich to buy themselves a better life at the expense of the poor. It must be outlawed."

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

[Calienta]

The Issue

The Police department is considering installing surveillance cameras in all major public areas, in an effort to crack down on crime.

The Debate

1. "This is a blatant invasion of the right to privacy!" says libertarian web site operator Bianca Clinton. "Now I can't even go out in public any more without being watched? And you know this is just the beginning. Today there are cameras in city streets. Tomorrow they're peering through your bedroom window."


2. "Hey, I've got news for you," says Police media liaison Sue-Ann Chicago. "When you're out in public, PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU. These cameras will be extremely helpful in reducing the national crime rate. Frankly, I can't see what the fuss is about."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "This 'slippery slope' argument has got me thinking," says Police Minister Thomas Mombota. "You know, it would be a lot easier to fight crime if we watched people all the time. Not with cameras, of course. That's clearly an invasion of privacy. But how about a national database of our citizens, coupled with compulsory ID cards and barcoding? It would stop crime dead in its tracks."

[Az]

87 minutes ago: Oddthought seized the position of Oddthoughtania WA Delegate from Serious Discussion.

PLEASE ENDORSE SERIOUS DISCUSSION EVERYONE, AND STOP ENDORSING ME :hurr:

[newportbadboy]

The Issue

Big business, fed up with over-regulation in Newportians, are heading offshore in ever-increasing numbers.
The Debate

1. "Good riddance!" says noted environmentalist Bill Gutenberg. "Sniff that air! It's never been so clean! At last, our society is freeing itself from the consumer death-trap! I say it's time to take the final step and outlaw capitalism once and for all!"


2. "This is a catastrophe waiting to happen," says the Chamber of Commerce. "Think of the consequences! Without big business, where do the jobs come from? Where do we get our medicine? Our cars? Our latest fashions? There are dozens of useless regulations the government could abolish today to make life easier for commerce, and it's high time they did."



Thats how u run a dictatorship bitches :bleh: bye bye capitalism



HAHA i love power..so far our voting system is outlawed,i accidentally banned survillance cameras tho..not happy about that...Our tax rate is as high as it gets...meat-eating is frowned upon,Private enterprise is illegal,:D

[Jacx]

$4,299,982,848.00 for defence

our military budget may be found by visiting either NSDossier (http://nsdossier.texasregion.net/) or NSEconomy (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/).

[Jacx]

Oddthoughtania Economic Statistics Gross Regional Product: $13,821,903,616,719.91 GRP Per Capita: $10,314.85 Regional Population: 1,340,000,000 Regional Average GDP: $511,922,356,174.81 Largest GDP: FlipDizzle (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Oddthoughtania&nation=flipdizzle) ($11.9 trillion) Smallest GDP: Endless Failure (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Oddthoughtania&nation=endless_failure) ($2.66 billion) Largest GDP Per Capita: Dalamars (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Oddthoughtania&nation=dalamars) ($29,598) Smallest GDP Per Capita: Newportians (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Oddthoughtania&nation=newportians) ($433.22) Largest Trade Surplus: FlipDizzle (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Oddthoughtania&nation=flipdizzle) ($3.25 billion) Largest Trade Deficit: Kackaroos (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Oddthoughtania&nation=kackaroos) ($968 million)

[Az]

funny thing is, we have no idea who flipdizzle is, he joined right after i made the region and has been registered for about a year

[Phuquit]

Hmmm...
Income tax has dropped from 17% to 10%, and we have a trade deficit...
I've looked everywhere, but I can't figure out how to put the unemployed and children into forced labour camps :/

[JaiJai]

funny thing is, we have no idea who flipdizzle is, he joined right after i made the region and has been registered for about a year

I thought Flipdizzle was Flipchic... at first :hehe:

Maybe it's a spy who's planning on overtaking us? I read somewhere on there where that can happen

[!clo!]

yea i seen that too i as well thought it was Rizz :hidey: be careful about it :hehe:

[newportbadboy]

haha i think it would be hilarious if we were overtaken..We are all noobs there

[Dalamar]

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Dalamars's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that aardvarks could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the aardvark population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Lars Summers. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have aardvark kebabs, aardvark pies, aardvark-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."



"I agree that something needs to be done about aardvark over-population," says random passer-by Naki McAlpin, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."



"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Aaron Jones. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The aardvarks were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The aardvark is part of what makes Dalamars a great nation!"

:haha:

[Call Me H]

The Issue

The Police department is considering installing surveillance cameras in all major public areas, in an effort to crack down on crime.

The Debate

1. "This is a blatant invasion of the right to privacy!" says libertarian web site operator Bianca Clinton. "Now I can't even go out in public any more without being watched? And you know this is just the beginning. Today there are cameras in city streets. Tomorrow they're peering through your bedroom window."


2. "Hey, I've got news for you," says Police media liaison Sue-Ann Chicago. "When you're out in public, PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU. These cameras will be extremely helpful in reducing the national crime rate. Frankly, I can't see what the fuss is about."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "This 'slippery slope' argument has got me thinking," says Police Minister Thomas Mombota. "You know, it would be a lot easier to fight crime if we watched people all the time. Not with cameras, of course. That's clearly an invasion of privacy. But how about a national database of our citizens, coupled with compulsory ID cards and barcoding? It would stop crime dead in its tracks."

i just dismissed the issue,,wanted to see how bad things can be.

btw, Joewalker is ranked 2nd in the region and 13,703rd in the world for Highest Police Ratios. And our police motto happens to be same "Kill, Rape, Rob, Fuk anything that moves"

Please issue you citizens travel advise.. make sure they carry guns all the time, worthers not welcome... :)

[Sir Brian]

funny thing is, we have no idea who flipdizzle is, he joined right after i made the region and has been registered for about a year

Dangerous.

We would do well to withdraw all our endorsments of him.


Edit: i just checked, he isn't a WA member, thus cannot be endorsed and cannot endorse.

I say we kick him out of the region, because if he suddenly applies for WA then he'd become the most influential member in our region and could start taking us over.

Kick Him Out!!! :clo:

[Dalamar]

The Republic of Dalamars is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A robust private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Cheese Exports.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a problem. Dalamars's national animal is the aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dalamar.

Dalamars is ranked 20th in the region and 38,568th in the world for Highest Police Ratios.

:haha:

[Az]

The Issue

It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.

The Debate

1. "The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Dave Wu. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future."


2. "We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Calvin Shiomi. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."


3. "Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Bianca Clinton. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?"


4. "Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Freddy Christmas. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"

--
also for safety i am kicking flipdizzle out

[Az]

The Democratic Republic of FlipDizzle has been ejected and banned from Oddthoughtania.

[shadow]

I just banned cars :S

The Issue

Several major city streets were clogged with bicycles this morning, as the environmental group 'Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad' staged a protest. Several hundred riders ambled through downtown streets, blissfully ignoring the torrent of abuse hurled at them by thousands of motorists running late for work.
The Debate

1. "People are sick of dirty, smelly automobiles," said protest organizer Thomas Jones. "They're choking the city, the environment--our lives! Cars must be banned!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "The only thing people are sick of is long-haired idiots riding their bicycles at two miles an hour on major thoroughfares," says committed motorist Violet Rifkin. "People shouldn't be able to protest like this. The government needs to crack down on them."


3. The Automotive Manufacturers Association, meanwhile, has called for government support. "It's clear that we need to boost the level of automobile support in this country. This protest this morning is a clear indication of... um... anyway, we need more government funds."

The Government Position

[Az]

35 minutes ago: Oddthought lost the position of Oddthoughtania WA Delegate to The People's Republic of Serious Discussion. :thumbs:

The Issue

Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on Oddthought's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?

The Debate

1. "There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."


2. John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."


3. "There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Dave Rifkin. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[comander john]

Cheap, foreign-made cars are becoming increasingly popular, causing concern in Arggggg's automobile manufacturing industry.

The Debate
"Unless this government does something, Arggggg won't have an auto industry for much longer," says auto industry union boss Jean-Paul Longfellow, in a rare public appearance alongside management. "These foreign companies employ people for a few credits a day. The only way to level the playing field is to raise tariffs. The government would make more money, too, so it's win-win."



"For once, I agree with my grubby colleague here," says General Chassis CEO Fleur Hamilton. "Although I have to say, tariffs aren't the only answer. A more effective solution would be to abolish minimum wage laws. Now that would level the playing field. And we'd be able to employ more--argh, let go of my throat!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


"I think we need to face facts," says noted economist and chat-show regular Konrad Johnson. "We live in a global economy now, and automobile manufacturing just isn't Arggggg's strong suit. There's no point taking money from taxpayers in order to line the pockets of a few greedy workers and corrupt managers in a doomed industry. Let the market takes its--argh, let go of my throat!"

[Jacx]

The Democratic Republic of FlipDizzle has been ejected and banned from Oddthoughtania.


Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago


4 days ago: FlipDizzle (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=flipdizzle) was refounded.
4 days ago: FlipDizzle (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=flipdizzle) relocated from Lazarus (http://www.nationstates.net/region=lazarus) to Lazarus (http://www.nationstates.net/region=lazarus).
221 days ago: Following new legislation in FlipDizzle (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=flipdizzle), high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.


erm...they were deffo someone from OT


As crime rates rise, some in the community are calling for increased policing.
The Debate



"Just the other day, I got mugged in the broad daylight!" says ruffian Sue-Ann Mombota. "And the ironic thing is I had just stuck up this other guy. When muggers are getting mugged, even I have to admit that crime has gotten out of control. We do need more police."
"The solution to crime is not more police!" says noted sociologist and occasional crime novelist Klaus McGuffin. "Studies repeatedly show that crime is caused by poverty and poor education. Increase government spending in these areas, and crime will fall! Maybe not overnight, but it will happen."
"Yeah, good luck with that," says conservative leader and gun enthusiast George W. Spirit. "Look, we do need more police, that's clear. But that's not enough. We need real punishments: sentences that will act as a genuine deterrent to people considering a life of crime. Like public floggings."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

[Cheeky]

Kinkfactor Awash With Red-Rimmed Eyes
The Issue

National marijuana consumption has hit an all-time high, with alarming results, a new poll has found.
:thumbs:

[zwixxx]

I thought Flipdizzle was Flipchic... at first :hehe:

Maybe it's a spy who's planning on overtaking us? I read somewhere on there where that can happen

Dangerous.

We would do well to withdraw all our endorsments of him.


Edit: i just checked, he isn't a WA member, thus cannot be endorsed and cannot endorse.

I say we kick him out of the region, because if he suddenly applies for WA then he'd become the most influential member in our region and could start taking us over.

Kick Him Out!!! :clo:

agreed...maybe not so much for the kicking though. unless we get more randoms

[Az]

if he/she is indeed from OT, let he/she speak up here, otherwise to secure our region it was for the best. we dont need random people wandering in to overtake the region and screw up what we started.

[zwixxx]

if he/she is indeed from OT, let he/she speak up here, otherwise to secure our region it was for the best. we dont need random people wandering in to overtake the region and screw up what we started.

but me thinks so of us should try to overtake another regions :whistle:

[nick]

* Seconds ago: FlipDizzle was removed from the regional ban list of Oddthoughtania by The People's Republic of Serious Discussion.


Innocent until proven guilty!

[Cheeky]

Possums On The Dinner Table?
Government Acts
The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Kinkfactor's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that possums could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1. "The fact is, the possum population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Steffan Summers. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have possum kebabs, possum pies, possum-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.



:yay: lets eat our national animal

[newportbadboy]

You cheeky,i know you just got your debate and i mma let you finish but i got the best nation of all time..Best nation OF ALL TIME

:4chan:

[Cheeky]

You cheeky,i know you just got your debate and i mma let you finish but i got the best nation of all time..Best nation OF ALL TIME

:4chan:
/me grabs engins nation, rams it down his throat, kisses him on the cheek and stalks off
:D

[zwixxx]

The Issue

It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.
The Debate

1. "The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Chastity Frederickson. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Freddy Jong-Il. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."

you crazy tinpot dictatorships...stealin mah cars :haha:

3. "Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Buffy Frederickson. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?"


4. "Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Abraham Frederickson. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"

[Dalamar]

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Good
Economy:Powerhouse :thumbs:
Political Freedoms:Very Good
Location: Oddthoughtania
Regional Influence: Vassal




The Republic of Dalamars is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports industries.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, aardvarks are considered a delicacy, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is a serious problem. Dalamars's national animal is the aardvark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dalamar.

Dalamars is ranked 1st in the region and 10,018th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

[newportbadboy]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=newportians)

endorse me pls :)

[KACK]

I thought Flipdizzle was Flipchic... at first :hehe:

Maybe it's a spy who's planning on overtaking us? I read somewhere on there where that can happen

i read that the delegate can set a password to join the region.

[Jeffromofo]

I'm in

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/jeffromania)

[newportbadboy]

Prospecting company Nukes4U has uncovered a large uranium deposit in Newportians's south-west

dont fuck with me..i got nuclear bombs bitches :D

[Jacx]

Government Acts

The Issue

It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.
The Debate



"The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Konrad Hanover. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future."
"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Sue-Ann Barry. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Falala Wall. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?"
"Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher Jean-Paul Hanover. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"

if he has nukes...all my money goes on military...fuck u engin

[JaiJai]

Government Acts
The Issue

Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views.

The Debate

1. "Frankly, I'm appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead," says prominent Jewish personality Peggy Wall. "We can't let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely ReesDawgies is too civilized for that."

2. # "It's exactly because we're civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed," says free speech campaigner Hack Barry. "We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is."


This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Az]

The Issue

Scientists using cloned human embryos for research are on the verge of a medical breakthrough.

The Debate

1. "It's really very exciting," says lab head Aaron Mombota. "Until now, we've kept very quiet, to avoid being targeted by lunatic fringe groups who for some reason think it's wrong to clone human embryos. It's too early to promise anything, but we hope that one day we will have genetic cures for a whole range of debilitating illnesses. I certainly hope the government will support our work."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "Well, if you have to be part of a lunatic fringe group to object to this barbaric practice, I'm a lunatic," says placard-waving protestor Zeke Longbottom. "Of course it would be nice to cure these unnamed diseases, but at what cost? They're messing with the sanctity of human life. It's wrong, and the lab should be shut down immediately."


Az clone army coming through

[!clo!]

Same issue here today bud let the cloning begin

[Santo]

The Issue

Some people say SantoM's policy on free speech has gone too far.
The Debate



"These days, anyone says whatever they want with no regard to what kind of dribble is coming out of their mouths!" says angry commuter Klaus Chicago. "It's gone too far. We should go back to the good old days, when if someone started talking garbage, we'd smack them one."
"We need more free speech, not less," argues civil rights campaigner Pip Wong. "Free speech allows ideas to be explored, challenged, and discussed in a productive, open forum. It teaches our kids to be critical thinkers. And dirty words, of course, but that's just the price you pay."
"The right to free speech is a central tenet of our system of democracy," says religious leader Colin Wong. "But surely the right to not have your religious beliefs mocked by others is worth something, too? We mustn't put up with intolerance!"




Uhmm... I really don't know which way to go here.....

[Az]

# 76 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
# 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, all recreational drugs are legal.


that is such a disaster waiting to happen hahaha

[!clo!]

# "This is supposed to be a democratic country," Uranium Mining industry spokesperson Naki Li says. "Yet these archaic laws say I can't donate money to support a political party. They put ceilings on the amount any party can spend on advertising. It's time to stop treating voters like children, and trust them to make up their own minds. Free the ballot box!"


# "You say political freedom, I hear vote-buying," says popular anarchist Naki Hamilton. "If these fat cats get their way, politicians will buy their own seat in Congress. And let's face it, a slick advertising campaign can convince a lot of apathetic voters. We need to tighten the laws, not repeal them. Money should have no place in politics!"


# "Frankly, I don't see why we need to have elections at all," says your brother, Tobias Thiesen, over a late-night malt whiskey. "You always seem to know what's best. Why not scrap the whole political system? It would make things so much simpler."


#3 for the win

[newportbadboy]

# 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
# 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, organ donation is compulsory.

haha

[Asgard]

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagKaos101, public nudity is compulsory.
:haha:

[Santo]

While effusively praising SantoM's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future.
The Debate



The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."
"Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms," muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. "Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn't just full of your puppets, I mean."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[zwixxx]

Government Acts
The Issue

Dorothy Terwilliger lies immobilized in a hospital bed, unable to move. She has end-stage cancer, and wishes to end her struggle against death. However, laws prevent her doctors from obeying her wishes.
The Debate

1. Dorothy and her family are campaigning for a "Dying with Dignity" bill, to change this situation. She implores the government to legalize euthanasia.


2. "I understand this is a very difficult time for these people," says freelance medical writer Billy Chicago. "But the solution is not to let our medical system slide down the slippery slope of killing people in pain. We must cure, not kill. This is not the right time for euthanasia."


3. "I agree, but go further: there is never a right time for euthanasia," says Bishop Miranda King. "The lives we lead are given to us by the grace of God, and he decides when they end. It is not for us to question God's divine purpose, no matter how odd or screwed-up it may seem."

The Government Position

The government is preparing to dismiss this issue.



...like hell i'm answering this bill...NEXT

[Flipchic]

I thought Flipdizzle was Flipchic... at first :hehe:

Maybe it's a spy who's planning on overtaking us? I read somewhere on there where that can happen

i wish i was that person.. :sad:

Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Fragile :S
Political Freedoms: Very Good

How can i improve my economy?

[Az]

The Issue

Cheap, foreign-made cars are becoming increasingly popular, causing concern in Wud Grainia's automobile manufacturing industry.

The Debate

1. "Unless this government does something, Wud Grainia won't have an auto industry for much longer," says auto industry union boss Jack Silk, in a rare public appearance alongside management. "These foreign companies employ people for a few bones a day. The only way to level the playing field is to raise tariffs. The government would make more money, too, so it's win-win."


2. "For once, I agree with my grubby colleague here," says General Chassis CEO Randy King. "Although I have to say, tariffs aren't the only answer. A more effective solution would be to abolish minimum wage laws. Now that would level the playing field. And we'd be able to employ more--argh, let go of my throat!"


3. "I think we need to face facts," says noted economist and chat-show regular May Wu. "We live in a global economy now, and automobile manufacturing just isn't Wud Grainia's strong suit. There's no point taking money from taxpayers in order to line the pockets of a few greedy workers and corrupt managers in a doomed industry. Let the market takes its--argh, let go of my throat!"

[zwixxx]

i wish i was that person.. :sad:

Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Fragile :S
Political Freedoms: Very Good

How can i improve my economy?

it's based on the choices you make

[drago]

just joined:
Location: Oddthoughtania


Regional Influence: Minnow

The Most Serene Republic of Nirad is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 23%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Voting is compulsory. Crime is moderate. Nirad's national animal is the long haired gnome, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ogard.

Nirad is ranked 20th in the region and 32,409th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

[Santo]

The Issue

It's time for the government to allocate spending for the coming year, and as always, special interest groups are keen to have their say.
The Debate



"The state of the education system is, in many areas, simply frightful," says Teachers Union leader Hack Longbottom. "And even where we are doing well, we could do better. I appeal to the authorities for a substantial boost in funding. Remember, the children are our future."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Jennifer Washington. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."
"Education is nice, but Health and Social Welfare are more important," says celebrity social worker Clint Hendrikson. "This is where the people who really need government help are: the marginalized of our society. If we don't help them, what kind of a nation are we?"
"Hey, I've got a crazy idea," says noted libertarian and bird-watcher May Christmas. "How about the government stops taking so much tax from people? Give us a tax cut and we'll buy the things we need ourselves. People need to be weaned off the government teat!"

[nick]

The Most Godforsaken in Oddthoughtania

1. The Empire of Urzamalandi Iron Fist Consumerists "Get 'em High"
2. The People's Republic of Serious Discussion Democratic Socialists "Think before you post."

does this mean i rule or am the spawn of the devil?

[Essayeffsee]

The Holy Empire of Gerany is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gerany's national animal is the brah and its currency is the wagwan.

[shadow]

The Issue

A group of emergency room doctors has petitioned the government to introduce mandatory organ donations.
The Debate

1. "It's not as crazy as it sounds," says Dr. Jack McAlpin. "Every day, people die because we don't have the organs to save them. Well, that and widespread under-funding of the health system. But the point is, if the government allowed us to take organs from dead people, we could save hundreds of lives a year. And come on, it's not like dead people need them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "You keep your damn hands off my organs!" says alarmed hospital patient Colin Frederickson. "They are my organs, and I'll do with them what I like. The government has no right to my body."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

[shadow]

Last Decision

The resolution "Fairness in Currency Exchange" was defeated 3,780 votes to 1,353.

[!clo!]

The Rogue Nation of Bloody Hatchets is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Gambling.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, Bloody Hatchets's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is a serious problem. Bloody Hatchets's national animal is the O Aiaiai , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bucks .

Bloody Hatchets is ranked 3rd in the region and 15,110th in the world for Most Godforsaken.

[!clo!]

The Issue

Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on Bloody Hatchets's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?
The Debate

1. "There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."


2. John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."


3. "There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Beth Barry. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."

[Santo]

The Issue

Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on Bloody Hatchets's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?
The Debate

1. "There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."


2. John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."


3. "There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Beth Barry. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."

I dismissed that one!

[Jacx]

The Issue

The increasingly militant Animal Liberation Front struck again last night, freeing dozens of chickens bound for delicious snack packs.
The Debate



"These nuts have got to be stopped," demands concerned consumer Tobias Licorish. "They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance."
"These Liberationists are highlighting an important issue," pleads Larry Bush. "Too often, animals are put through needless cruelty, just to make their flesh taste a little more deliciously succulent. I'm sure we could ban the more horrific abuses without putting too much of a dent in our national obesity figures. Couldn't we?"
"Animals have feelings too!" yelled protestor Samuel Christmas, before being set upon by hungry passers-by. "Free the animals! Ban meat-eating!"
Economist Jack Dredd has an alternative. "You don't need to take away the people's right to choose. You just need to build the costs of animal suffering into the price. A tax on meat-eating, in proportion to the amount of cruelty involved, would do the trick. Plus think of the benefit for the national coffers! Of course, poor people wouldn't be able to afford meat, but that's just more incentive for them to get jobs."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

it was a tight choice between 1 and 4 lol

[Az]

The Issue

Oddthought's upcoming hosting of a major international beauty pageant has upset some citizens concerned about the message it puts across.
The Debate

1. "These beauty pageants are a disgrace to women everywhere!" shouts feminist campaigner, Buy Hamilton. "They objectify the female body and re-enforce negative stereotyping! They celebrate the appearance instead of the personality! What message is this sending out to our children? Do we want them to think shallowness and vanity are virtues? Ban beauty contests! We must focus the education of our progeny on ethics and equality or suffer the consequences!"


2. "I agree that the pageants should be banned," pontificates renowned moralist, the Ever So Slightly Reverend Faith Clinton. "But purely in the name of moral decency! All those fashion stores that sponsor these contests make lots of money from this blasphemy and that is just plain wrong! These women wear revealing clothing that seek to entice and seduce young men. As such, we should go a step further, and institute a dress code! Long, plaid skirts for the girls, with necklines that never drop below the base of the neck! Only then will the women of our nation be cleansed of sin!"


3. "What in the name of all that's decent and good are you talking about?" exclaims Sue-Ann du Pont, leader of the egalitarian civil rights movement 'Everyone Is Equal, Dammit'. "Obviously these pageants will always be sexist unless they're open to everyone. Admiring women only for their beauty is an insult to their intelligence and the beauty of men! It's dually sexist! Open up the pageant to both sexes!"


4. "Agh, no, no boys please, let's just host the pageant as is, alright?" implores Catherine Gratwick, one of Oddthought's most celebrated models. "No matter what you people think, appearance is important! Mine allows me to pay for all the dresses I want! So no, I don't think there's anything wrong with telling kids that you can make money from being pretty. In fact, I think beauty contests should be held at schools every year!"

im stumped

[Cheeky]

The Issue

Due to the ongoing wars in neighboring countries, a recent rash of illegal immigrants have been caught at the borders of Kinkfactor, prompting many citizens to call for tighter immigration laws.


The Debate

1. Al Hanover of the Kinkfactor National Purity League says "These illegal aliens are just an eyesore with their strange customs and funny languages. Uneducated immigrants like these only worsen crime and steal valuable jobs! I say we should boot them all out on their ears and put a big fence around the country!"


2. George W. Nagasawa of the Kinkfactor Civil Liberties Union says "We must welcome these refugees from any nation into our open arms, they are fleeing one oppressive dictatorial regime in the only way they know, we must not let them think they're jumping from the frying pan into the fire!"


3. "Hold on there, hold on people!" says Randy Johnson of the Kinkfactor Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Im thinking a few land mines, couple of bear traps, some popcorn and a comfy lounge :D
Bring on the Immigrants!!:yay:

[newportbadboy]

A medical report has detailed a twenty-fold increase in infection rates over the past ten years of the sexually transmitted disease VODAIS (Viral Overactive Dysfunction of the Auto-Immune System). People all over the nation are petitioning that the government do something about the epidemic.
The Debate

1. "This situation is about to explode. At this rate, this epidemic could severely impact our economy, our way of life, and even our government," says Doctor Billy-Bob Chicago. "We must supply powerful drugs to all infected people, even if we have to produce and distribute it ourselves. We must also educate people on the dangers of VODAIS and supply condoms to all sexually active males. Sure, we'll need to divert tax money from the military to fund all this, but what good is a military if the soldiers are too sick to fight?"


2. "If you supply condoms, you'll increase sexual promiscuity," scoffs religious leader Buy Silk. "If you supply drugs, you'll risk creating an aura of invincibility which in turn increases sexual promiscuity. Sexual abstinence is 100% effective in preventing VODAIS infection. This knowledge must be taught at all schools and workplaces, and all other choices must be ridiculed. Make celibacy the only option!"


3. "Supplying drugs and condoms will not stop VODAIS infections and forcing everyone to be celibate will be the slow death of Newportians," whispers Health Minister Violet Nagasawa in a poorly-lit back room. "Segregating the infected people is the most effective method. Everybody in Newportians must be tested for VODAIS. Then all the VODAIS positive people will be shipped to seperate gated communities away from the rest of us. If they need to mingle with uninfected people, then they must wear distinguishing badges that feature a Grim Reaper holding a skeletal lion."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[mr doom]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/eastendbaddies)


what do i do now?

[Dalamar]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/eastendbaddies)


what do i do now?

answer the issues as the arise.....the choice u make will shape you're nation

:)

[Cheeky]

Immigrants and homeless people beware, I'm killing you all off :nana3:


# "As far as I can see, homeless people are already a nuisance," says Calvin Rubin, a proud citizen. "They're mostly thieves and drug addicts, they make the streets a dangerous place for our children, they make honest people feel guilty for turfing them off their doorsteps and, frankly, they smell bad. They're vermin, plain and simple, and as such I suggest they be destroyed before the infestation gets even more out of hand."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.



84 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kinkfactor, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

[Az]

The Issue

Enthusiastic sports fans have been petitioning the government all week to apply for the much-coveted honour of hosting the next Regional Olympics. While most citizens are excited at the prospect of a Oddthoughtania-wide competition in their own country, some have expressed reservations about the enormous expense hosting would incur.

The Debate

1. "WAHAAAAY!" screams Thomas Barry, captain of Oddthought City's premier division ballroom dancing team. "Finally, a chance to show the world exactly how great I am! Everybody's always complaining that Oddthought never does well in sports and you know why? It's because we're never in front of the home crowd, that's why! We're going to need a great big stadium! No! TWO stadiums! WHOOP! OL-YM-PICS! OL-YM-PICS!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "Oh great," mutters Elizabeth Jones, spokesperson for the Angry Taxpayer Society. "That's all we need, more things to pour money into for no obvious reason. Surely it would be easier to just let another country host the Olympics and keep the cash? Then maybe it could go to something useful, like, I don't know... my wallet?"


3. "We'd be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up," says Calvin Wu, your Minister of Sports. "But we've got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won't be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone's tax oddinets, ha ha. Ha."


4. "There's nothing like a feat of strength to please the dull-witted masses, is there?" sighs Randy Bush, flipping through 'One Hundred Gambits for Advanced Go Players'. "It's so boring. Why can't more intellectual pursuits be given the spotlight, like chess or debating matches? Ban organised sports and make our dreams come true! I think you'll find it comes at a far lower price than the populist Olympics ever will."

[Jacx]

The Issue

Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Mofo Nation, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections.
The Debate



"Give us the vote!" cries protester Pip Johnson, before hurling another volley of eggs. "It is the right of the many to decide who leads our country, not the few! If we don't get democracy right now, we'll... we'll, uh... we'll throw more eggs, that's what we'll do! Don't say you haven't been warned!"
"Elections?! Have they gone quite insane?!" shouts red-faced government hard-liner, Clint McAlpin. "We can't possibly allow that rabble to have such a degree of control over this country! They're never happy! One moment they're demanding democracy, the next they'll be complaining about all the new taxes! If we dropped taxes, you'd find that they'd be much more compliant. And if they're not, we'll get the army to fill 'em full of lead."


i think option 2 is in order

[Az]

The Issue

All of Oddthought has been in an uproar since yesterday when a car exploded in the middle of the capital city, killing dozens and injuring hundreds. This terrorist act was traced back to a violent minority group known as the Lilliputian Freedom Fighters. A group allegedly supported by an unfriendly regime, despising Oddthought for its heathenish ways and political bent, but more particularly for supporting the recent occupation of their homeland by an ally.

The Debate

1. "They simply crossed the line!" shouts General Lars Hendrikson. "Far too long have we tolerated these terrorist threats, it's time that they realise they can't mess with us. Send the order to prepare an invasion, and we will show them who is boss! Our brave soldiers are prepared to die for their country, all we need is your signature and a lot of money. But what is the cost of freedom and safety for Oddthought's peoples?"


2. "Attacking another country isn't the answer," says Samuel Frederickson, director of the Oddthought Intelligence Agency. "The problem doesn't lie abroad, but within Oddthought itself! We should have more freedom to do our work. Protecting our nation from these cowardly scaremongerers would be much easier if we had an inherent right to tap phones and other communications, get search warrants whenever we need, and detain suspects indefinitely. Remember, to prevent is better than to cure."


3. "No, that's what those terrorists want us to do!" speculates chairman Colin Jong-Il of the Patriots' Tea and Biscuits Club. "We don't want to give the Agency any more responsibility, they're the ones who messed up in the first place. What we need is to purge Oddthought of these rats who don't respect the laws and traditions of our way of life. We know who they are and where they come from, so the solution is obvious: we just won't let those sorts of people cross our borders and kick out those who are already here. It might seem a bit harsh, but hey, we were here first. Long live Oddthought!"


4. "I think it's clear to anyone with half a brain in their head that this will just not work," says Buffy Gutenberg, a noted professor of social studies. "The people who perpetrate these terrible crimes do so because they feel they have no other recourse to demonstrate their political opinions. They'll do anything and I'm sure they're not above hiring mercenaries. You must understand why terrorists act as they do and fix it! What we should do is to reach out to the ethnic and religious minorities and seek common ground! Negotiation is the key! Violence solves nothing."


5. "We spit on Oddthought!" expectorates Beth Dodinas, leader of the Lilliputian Freedom Fighters. "You disrespect our people and our country and everything we are! You spread your sickening influence where it is not wanted! You must change your ways and cease to oppose us or else there will be more bloodshed. You have been warned!"


6. "Is terrorism such a terrible thing? Really?" asks George W. Summers, avant garde journalist, discreetly sliding a pipe bomb under your desk. "These people are simply expressing their political opinion the best way they know how. I think we should legalise terrorism as a legitimate form of political commentary. It'll certainly get people interested, don't you think?"

MY OWN FREEDOM FIGHTERS!

[!clo!]

The Rogue Nation of Bloody Hatchets is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Gambling.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, a nation-wide cull of O Aiaiai s is in effect, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem. Bloody Hatchets's national animal is the O Aiaiai , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bucks .

Bloody Hatchets is ranked 18th in the region and 24,219th in the world for Nudest.

[newportbadboy]

# 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
# 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
# 1 day, 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
# 1 day, 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, smoking is banned in public areas.
# 2 days ago: FlagNewportians voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Biological Weapons Conference".
# 2 days, 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
# 3 days, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, euthanasia is illegal.
# 3 days, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagNewportians, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.


haha i love my issues

[Cheeky]

5 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagKinkfactor, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".

[Kanders]

The Issue
Falling standards at Endless Failure's retirement homes have prompted OAPs to take to the streets and demand better treatment.

The Debate
"There needs to be more done for the elderly," says Bianca Longbottom, a resident of 'This Old Man' retirement home. "We can't work to support ourselves anymore, and the pensions we get are measly. We need more benefits such as higher standards of living, free bus tickets, and a continuous supply of bottlecaps. All it requires is a little more generosity on the part of the tax payers - after all, we fought the war for their sort."



"I'm not giving any of my hard-earned wages to a bunch of old fossils," says Al Washington, a devout taxpayer. "If they weren't smart enough to save enough money for their later years, then why should the government pay out for them now? They had their chance and they didn't take it. If they really want money so bad, they can go out and work for it like everyone else."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


hmm...Me needs to find a way to extend my Euthenasia policy to kill old people aswell as disabled and terminally ill people :P

EDIT: it could also solve the nations food shortage at the same time. and i dont just mean less mouths to feed, they could be fed to the poor :D

[Az]

The Issue

More and more, citizens are drinking before getting behind the wheel. A group of concerned citzens wants something done.

The Debate

1. Clint Johnson, head of Wud Grainia's chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous, says that drunk drivers need help. "Alcoholism is a nasty thing, a disease. The government has to help these poor souls to avoid the temptations of liquor, and wine, and beer, and hard cider, and brandy, and?" His eyes get a glazed far off look, "Where was I? Oh right, we have to help these people, not imprison them."


2. "That's lovely," says Randy Thiesen, a noted anti-alcohol advocate, "In a perfect world where rehab fixes everything. But this is the real world, and it doesn't bring back the victims. Drunk drivers kill people every day. If they take other's lives, the government must take theirs!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "All of those plans attack the symptoms, not the disease," says Minister of Transportation Bill Wong, "Alcohol is a curse, a poison sent by the Devil to tempt mankind. We cannot trust people to make decisions for themselves. The only answer is prohibition. Ban alcohol completely."

[Blade]

Jennifer Government: NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/dopewars) ]


this is me need asome hewlp

[Jacx]

just deal with the daily issues...u will catch up soon enough

[Cheeky]

# 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagKinkfactor, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.

Fuckers, if Ive gotta do it, so do they :D

[Az]

The Issue

A group of holidaymakers from Oddthought have been arrested while visiting the scenic, yet corrupt and totalitarian, nation of Maxtopia on charges of drug trafficking - an offence which carries the maximum sentence of the death penalty. The story has provoked outrage from citizens, many believing the government should intervene to bring the tourists back home.
The Debate

1. "Everyone knows what barbarians those Maxtopians are!" says Thomas Hamilton, parent to one of the arrestees. "They've not even allowed my son and his friends access to lawyers! That government is as corrupt as they are cruel, my boy would never have anything to do with drugs! You need to do something to save them, I'm begging you! I'm sure the Maxtopian officials will back down if you threaten trade sanctions or something. Right?"


2. "You've got to see it from the other side," argues Bianca Mombota, a customs official. "While it's unfortunate that the sentence is so stiff, they really shouldn't have been smuggling drugs. I'm sure we wouldn't be happy if Maxtopians came over here with banned goods. I just can't sympathise: they were greedy, they broke the law, they got caught. What makes them so special that they should be bailed out? At the taxpayers' expense I might add. Let them be - it'll show we respect the judicial rights of other countries."


3. "I agree," chimes in Faith Mombota, an anti-drug campaigner, waving a banner which reads 'Don't Be a Fool, Drugs Aren't Cool'. "Did you ever stop to think that our foreign neighbours might have the right idea? A zero-tolerance attitude to the drugs issue is what this country needs! Death to the dealers!"


4. "You people are so quick to lay the finger of blame," says Max Rubin, an ambassador at Oddthought's embassy in Maxtopia. "My motto has always been 'If you want something, give something away'. It is the government's duty to protect its citizens from harm! We don't want to cause too much international friction by making a mockery of their laws so we've got to settle things more diplomatically: they scratch our backs now and we'll scratch theirs later."


5. "That's what they want! Leverage!" hollers Randy Dredd, your Minister of Defence, storming into your office. "Advances in our markets, political favours - they'll do anything to undermine us! They've always hated us, those rats! If you ask me, this brouhaha isn't about drugs - it's a spit in our eye, that's what it is! What kind of people execute kids for having a few ounces on them? We ought to give them a good bombing, then they'll know how a proper country behaves!"

[!clo!]

Members of a new weird religious cult, called the Order of Violet, ask for the government to appease their mighty god by offering Her a sacrifice of the human variety.
The Debate

1. "What have we got to lose?" says religious freedoms advocate Pete King. "Just cut up a few homeless folk - it appeases this group's bloodthirsty Goddess, gets rid of unsightly bums that drain welfare, and everybody goes home happy."


2. "We must go much further than a few beggars!" argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Clint Washington. "You must pass a law that everyone's first born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!"


3. "You aren't going to listen to these whackjob Violetists, are you?" comments Bill Jefferson while leading a prayer group. "Human sacrifices! Surely we're too civilized to permit such barbaric practices! These lunatic fringe groups should be outlawed, and their leaders should be executed!"


4. "Who's being a lunatic?" retorts Calvin Fellow of the Bloody Hatchets Humanitarian Society. "I agree that these practices ought to be outlawed, but instead of sinking to the same level of these fanatics and killing our fellow people, why not simply start a re-education program? Even the worst person can be rehabilitated into a useful member of society, with enough time, care, and lots and lots of funding!"

[Jeffromofo]

The Issue
As crime rates rise, some in the community are calling for increased policing.

The Debate
"Just the other day, I got mugged in the broad daylight!" says ruffian Bill Clinton. "And the ironic thing is I had just stuck up this other guy. When muggers are getting mugged, even I have to admit that crime has gotten out of control. We do need more police."



"The solution to crime is not more police!" says noted sociologist and occasional crime novelist Miranda McGuffin. "Studies repeatedly show that crime is caused by poverty and poor education. Increase government spending in these areas, and crime will fall! Maybe not overnight, but it will happen."



"Yeah, good luck with that," says conservative leader and gun enthusiast George W. Shiomi. "Look, we do need more police, that's clear. But that's not enough. We need real punishments: sentences that will act as a genuine deterrent to people considering a life of crime. Like public floggings."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Az]

The Issue

A small religious group is lobbying the government to allow them to take multiple wives.

The Debate

1. "It's about time we had our religious rights recognized," says Billy Nagasawa, a devout member of a faith that is never made quite clear. "Who is the government to tell me I can't love more than one woman? The government doesn't know how much of me there is to go around!"


2. "This is nothing more than sexual deviants using religion as a pretext for perversion!" says Reverend Aaron Dredd. "Marriage is one man, one woman, and death do we part. What's so hard to get? Anything else is a perversion, and must be banned."


3. "Multiple wives? Excellent!" says passer-by Akira Rubin. "Presumably we will allow multiple husbands, as well. And gay marriages, of course. In fact, now is probably the time for the government to butt out of marriage altogether. Let people marry their cats, if they want."

hmmmm

[Jeffromofo]

lol come on bro, gotta be an Option 1 for sure :haha:

[Jacx]

No Pain, No Gain!

Government Acts

The Issue

Due to the recent capture of a foreign terrorist in Mofo Nation, high-level military officials want the government to authorize torture to extract information about other terrorist activities.
The Debate



"Torture is the only way that we can get these idiots to tell us anything," says General Buy Dredd of Mofo Nation's special forces division. "After all, violence is the only shared language we have with these scum."
"Are you kidding?" states political activist Jennifer Licorish. "Torture never works. If anything, it should be outlawed. What do we want to become, genocidal maniacs?
"There's nothing wrong with torture, but we can't make it too obvious," says Secretary of Defense Jack Falopian. "How about we simply ask them nicely, and then, if they don't tell us, we kill them? That's better just from the intimidation."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


National Happenings





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[newportbadboy]

The Issue

Enthusiastic sports fans have been petitioning the government all week to apply for the much-coveted honour of hosting the next Regional Olympics. While most citizens are excited at the prospect of a Oddthoughtania-wide competition in their own country, some have expressed reservations about the enormous expense hosting would incur.
The Debate

1. "WAHAAAAY!" screams Freddy Christmas, captain of Newportians City's premier division ballroom dancing team. "Finally, a chance to show the world exactly how great I am! Everybody's always complaining that Newportians never does well in sports and you know why? It's because we're never in front of the home crowd, that's why! We're going to need a great big stadium! No! TWO stadiums! WHOOP! OL-YM-PICS! OL-YM-PICS!"


2. "Oh great," mutters Clint Hanover, spokesperson for the Angry Taxpayer Society. "That's all we need, more things to pour money into for no obvious reason. Surely it would be easier to just let another country host the Olympics and keep the cash? Then maybe it could go to something useful, like, I don't know... my wallet?"


3. "We'd be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up," says Akira Wall, your Minister of Sports. "But we've got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won't be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone's tax dallas, ha ha. Ha."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

4. "There's nothing like a feat of strength to please the dull-witted masses, is there?" sighs Beth Rubin, flipping through 'One Hundred Gambits for Advanced Go Players'. "It's so boring. Why can't more intellectual pursuits be given the spotlight, like chess or debating matches? Ban organised sports and make our dreams come true! I think you'll find it comes at a far lower price than the populist Olympics ever will."

[Santo]

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in SantoM (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=santom), elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

WTF is wrong with this people, I didn't want to ban anything but this is ridiculous. :glare:

[Az]

The Issue

After a recent left-wing broadsheet exposé of agricultural practices, an outburst of public paranoia has stirred up the organic foods debate.

The Debate

1. "I just can't stomach it any more," rants concerned parent Hope Fellow. "My children's future is being put at risk by irresponsible corporate practices. We must outlaw the use of pesticides and additives by farmers and food producers."


2. "I've heard enough of this treehugging, lefty nonsense," argues corporate spokesman Calvin Wall. "The agricultural industry needs to use the most advanced technology available, it's the only way to keep Wud Grainia competitive in food production. Besides, the studies we have commissioned prove that only a very small number of child deaths are due to our products, and surely that's an acceptable rate in the name of progress?"


3. "Stop torturing Mother Earth!" yells outraged environmental extremist Zeke Love. "Are we prepared to sacrifice our planet and our souls for the sake of a few extra bones? If we hope to live in harmony with the environment that nurtures and protects us, we must ban all industries that pollute our world. Let us return to the trees, my brothers!"

immediately saw "let us return to the trees" and :durr:

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The Issue

Thousands of migrant citizens and expatriated citizens of Oddthought have asked the government to take them home from Marche Noir, a faraway country on the brink of a terrible and violent civil war.
The Debate

1. "We must co-ordinate with the government of Marche Noir in order to secure our absentee voters- ahem- citizens who are in their country," says Anne-Marie Broadside, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "We must also create an emergency fund to assist our expats and help bring them back to Oddthought. No matter where any of our people are, they're still ours and our responsibility."


2. "That's rubbish," objects Randy Dodinas, your Minister of Finance. "Why waste hundreds of thousands of oddinets in bringing those expatriated citizens back to Oddthought? They chose to leave our great country; they are no longer our concern! They could have stayed here and been an asset to our workforce! Helped us grow strong! No, they've had their chance. You reap what you sow. We should cut any financial assistance we give to those traitors."


3. "That's a good point," says Dave McGuffin, your Minister of Civics. "Our people are the generators of the economy. The expats should be allowed to come back, but only if they stay. If we keep letting our citizens emigrate, then we're losing our doctors, our teachers, our skilled and unskilled workforce to damn foreigners! Close the borders to those wanting to leave our nation. If they can't see how wonderful Oddthought is then we'll make them!"

[Brick Shit House]

The Issue

A small religious group is lobbying the government to allow them to take multiple wives.

The Debate

1. "It's about time we had our religious rights recognized," says Billy Nagasawa, a devout member of a faith that is never made quite clear. "Who is the government to tell me I can't love more than one woman? The government doesn't know how much of me there is to go around!"


2. "This is nothing more than sexual deviants using religion as a pretext for perversion!" says Reverend Aaron Dredd. "Marriage is one man, one woman, and death do we part. What's so hard to get? Anything else is a perversion, and must be banned."


3. "Multiple wives? Excellent!" says passer-by Akira Rubin. "Presumably we will allow multiple husbands, as well. And gay marriages, of course. In fact, now is probably the time for the government to butt out of marriage altogether. Let people marry their cats, if they want."

hmmmm

What is wrong with multiple wives My religion states i can have 7 Woot Woot

[Az]

your religion sucks

[Brick Shit House]

your religion sucks

Sure does with 7 sets of upper lips and 7 sets of lower ;)

[Jacx]

Government Acts

The Issue

The fierce debate on Goat hunting in Mofo Nation has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.
The Debate



"Goat hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Prudence Johnson of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!"
"Banning Goat hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Steffan Mombota from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Goat scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Goats are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Goat hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"
"Well, you know what I think?" asks Prudence Thiesen, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Goat is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"I'm firmly against the slaughter of dumb animals," says Colin Barry, while feeding an infant Goat with a milk bottle. "It would be best if the animals didn't die, and hunters could still do what they love to do - how about instead of shooting them or sending vicious canines after them, the hunter runs up to his quarry and gives it a symbolic 'tap' with his hand? Now isn't that much nicer for everyone?"

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.





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[zwixxx]

:haha:@ cruise missiles

[Brick Shit House]

[QUOTE=Jacx;317802]Government Acts

The Issue

The fierce debate on Goat hunting in Mofo Nation has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.
The Debate



"Goat hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Prudence Johnson of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!"
"Banning Goat hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Steffan Mombota from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Goat scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Goats are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Goat hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"
"Well, you know what I think?" asks Prudence Thiesen, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Goat is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"I'm firmly against the slaughter of dumb animals," says Colin Barry, while feeding an infant Goat with a milk bottle. "It would be best if the animals didn't die, and hunters could still do what they love to do - how about instead of shooting them or sending vicious canines after them, the hunter runs up to his quarry and gives it a symbolic 'tap' with his hand? Now isn't that much nicer for everyone?"

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.




LMFAO Jacx you have this one down

[Az]

The Issue

An old supporter of yours has recently passed on, leaving a quite sizeable plot of land to you in his will - but only under a rather unusual condition: that the site be developed into a colosseum for hosting gladiatorial fights and other bloody spectacles.

The Debate

1. "Yes, yes!" cries Charles Clinton, waving a wooden sword enthusiastically. "You've gotta do this, man! Gladiator fights are like the ultimate in spectator sports! And it doesn't just have to be people! We could pit man against pterodactyl! Blade against claw! Nothing to their names but their wits and their stamina! You'd have to pay people a lot to risk their lives doing this but I bet you'd earn a whole lot more from merchandise and wagers and stuff!"


2. "That's just sick," says Gregory Dodinas, president of the Kill Violence Now Association. "I don't believe you'd find anyone willing to watch actual people tearing each other apart. It's savage and horrible! It's even worse than boxing! Violent sports should be outlawed for the sake of this country's moral integrity. I'm sorry, I've got to go - I'm ashamed you're even considering this."


3. "Actually, we could use this to our advantage," whispers Chief of Police, Calvin Licorish. "Why not just force convicted criminals to fight for the amusement of the public? They'll be paying for their crimes, contributing to society, and totally freeing us of having to build jails to throw their useless hides in!"

[Az]

The Issue

A collection of citizens, civil rights workers, and concerned mothers have signed a petition to stop the manufacturing of the 'BFG-69' (AKA 'the Organ Grinder'), a new rifle planned to be used in the military which works by shredding people's internal organs.

The Debate

1. "If we don't produce these weapons we will be left behind in the arms race," says Melbourne Washington, director of the Alliance of Rifles, Grenades, and Handguns. "These weapons are the future and it won't just stop with the BFG-69. We're planning on introducing the Bone-Breaker 62-DX Sonic Rocket Launcher next year along with our anthrax grenade line. If Oddthought is going to stay ahead of the game then it'll just have to accept that highly destructive weaponry is part of life. We'd also like to sell it commercially to your police force and citizens if you'd just sign here...?"


2. "This rifle is completely inhumane," says Dr Dave Christmas, leaning on a cane. "These weapons are unnecessarily violent - how can anyone condone something that rips apart your innards like this? how long do you think it will be before these new inventions get into the wrong hands? Shootings are bad enough but at least most people are just wounded. The BFG-69 and those of its ilk are lethal in the extreme and are completely unacceptable! We need some moral decency here and get rid of these unconventional weapons along with all the other shameful armaments like mustard gas."


3. "Excuse me, but whenever has anyone ever heard of a weapon that WAS humane?" asks Billy-Bob Dredd, ballistics expert. "These are devices for firing slugs of metal at people. It's not nice, but it IS necessary. People are always so squeamish. They've already accepted the standard ripping through the body of the standard bullet but the moment something a little more effective is made they kick up a fuss. Typical. These nonstandard weapons should only be put into trained military hands anyway. We're not making rocking horses here, we're protecting Oddthought against her enemies! Just this once, let's try to stay ahead of them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Jeffromofo]

The Issue
While effusively praising Jeffromania's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future.

The Debate
The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."



"Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms," muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. "Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn't just full of your puppets, I mean."

[Jacx]

how comes az gets all the bloody decent ones???

however this is amusing: 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), main battle tanks stalk the woods of Mofo Nation in search of Goats.

[Jacx]

The Issue

Students from many universities in Mofo Nation are protesting about the rising financial cost of studying at university and are demanding that the government provide more financial aid to students.
The Debate



"We need money now," screams Naki Summers a student from one of Mofo Nation's top achieving universities. "All these tuition fees are just too much! I need that money to spend on books, study materials, accomodation, and alco- well, uh, you get the gist of it. All these fees are doing is preventing people from poorer backgrounds achieving their potential. The government ought to pay for all university expenses. After all if nobody went to university where would all the doctors and teachers come from?"
"OH GOD NO THE EXPENSE!" screeches Freddy Rifkin, your minister of Education before eventually calming down. "No, no. This is not a good idea. Do you know how high the tax rate is already without introducing something like this? We should be making tuition fees higher if anything. University is a privilege, not a right, and only the elite should be allowed within those walls. And by elite, of course, I mean rich."
"These young people are the greatest resource our nation has," says Fleur Dredd, a famous demographer. "If you're going to discourage them from going to university then you're cheating our nation out of its potential. What I suggest is government-funded loans to students from poor families. That way we can have the best of both worlds without the expense. Admittedly, some may still not be able to afford it but there's no pleasing some people."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"Why bother with universities anyway," says refuse collector Steffan McGuffin. "These students could be working and earning a living instead of wasting time and money learning things with no point whatsoever. Who needs to know about ancient Maxtopian poetry, huh? Who would hire you for that? There are plenty of jobs out there, so why don't they go and get one? I'll tell you why: it's because they are lazy. I propose the government close all universities in Mofo Nation and make people get a job after they leave school. With all the money saved from closing down universities we can have a well-deserved tax cut too."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

[Cheeky]

The Issue

After a recent spate of high-profile lawsuits against corporations concerning the safety of their products, corporations have appealed to the government to change the laws of compensation.
The Debate

1. "It's crazy!" cries Falala Thiesen, CEO of Sharp 'n' Pointy Things Incorporated. "These people should simply not be allowed to put the blame on us if they mindlessly abuse our products! I'd have thought it would be common sense not to stick your hand in a blender to 'see if it was working properly'. We need to outlaw these ridiculous lawsuits so I can get on with my business and those working in the law profession can get on with theirs."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "I'm almost inclined to agree," muses Max Clinton, a nearby firefighter. "People really should know better than to dry their cats in the microwave oven. But it's also that microwave oven that should not start a fire if one leaves it running overnight. Let's just put higher national safety standards in place that all products must be certified to meet. The extra expense shouldn't worry people if it's the difference between life and death after all."


3. "There's nothing wrong with victims getting a little money for the damage they've suffered," claims Buy Mistletoe, Kinkfactor's most notorious lawyer. "In fact we should be increasing court capacities so everyone with a complaint to file won't have to wait long before they can get before a judge. Sure it'll be expensive to implement, but maybe then the manufacturers will think twice before selling their unsafe junk without explaining things clearly in the manuals!"

[Jeffromofo]

how comes az gets all the bloody decent ones???

however this is amusing: 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), main battle tanks stalk the woods of Mofo Nation in search of Goats.

:haha: thats hilarious jacx

[Az]

haha "the tank stalks its prey..."

* 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing.
* 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
* 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
* 1 day, 23 hours ago: Oddthought was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".
* 1 day, 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
* 1 day, 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication.
* 1 day, 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
* 3 days, 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
* 3 days, 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, smoking is banned in public areas.
* 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Oddthought, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.

AIW AS FUCK.

[zwixxx]

how comes az gets all the bloody decent ones???

however this is amusing: 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), main battle tanks stalk the woods of Mofo Nation in search of Goats.

i had one where i could have forced people to get licenses to breed...i gave the people the benefit of the doubt...should promoted the licenses :P

[mr doom]

Location: Oddthoughtania
Regional Influence: Minnow



The Kingdom of Eastendbaddies is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 18 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastendbaddies's national animal is the bulldog , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the wonga.

[Jacx]

Mofo Nation Decides:

When Goats Attack!

The Issue

After several reports of pet Goats violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate



"These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Clint Dredd, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
"Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Buffy Falopian, covered in scars from previous encounters with Goats. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"
"I agree that we shouldn't kill them," says Falala Wong, a famous lawyer. "But I don't think the owner should get away with breaking the law! This is clearly a case of 'intent to greviously harm' if I ever saw it. All citizens should be held accountable of their pet's actions as if they had done the act themselves. It's the only way to be fair - after all, they're just dumb animals."
"Who cares!?" screams Aaron Christmas as he sends out his pirate radio station broadcast. "Just repeal any laws preventing us from shooting the things when they attack and we'll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!"

The Government Position


i really cannot pick lol

[Az]

The Issue

Some people say Oddthought's policy on free speech has gone too far.
The Debate

1. "These days, anyone says whatever they want with no regard to what kind of dribble is coming out of their mouths!" says angry commuter Al Dredd. "It's gone too far. We should go back to the good old days, when if someone started talking garbage, we'd smack them one."


2. "We need more free speech, not less," argues civil rights campaigner Colin Li. "Free speech allows ideas to be explored, challenged, and discussed in a productive, open forum. It teaches our kids to be critical thinkers. And dirty words, of course, but that's just the price you pay."


3. "The right to free speech is a central tenet of our system of democracy," says religious leader Chastity Mistletoe. "But surely the right to not have your religious beliefs mocked by others is worth something, too? We mustn't put up with intolerance!"


more aiw as fuck options

[Cheeky]

# 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagKinkfactor, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Kinkfactor City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
Bahahahahahahaaaa

[Calienta]

mmmhmmmmm y'all don't come back now

Due to the ongoing wars in neighboring countries, a recent rash of illegal immigrants have been caught at the borders of Paard Minaaren, prompting many citizens to call for tighter immigration laws.

The Debate

1. Jean-Paul Hanover of the Paard Minaaren National Purity League says "These illegal aliens are just an eyesore with their strange customs and funny languages. Uneducated immigrants like these only worsen crime and steal valuable jobs! I say we should boot them all out on their ears and put a big fence around the country!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Az]

The Issue

A top fertility clinic has recently announced a new service allowing parents to create so-called 'designer babies'.
The Debate

1. "Embryo selection isn't really genetic engineering in the technical sense," explains Dr. Jazz Johnson, owner of the Babies-2-Go Clinic. "It's more like being able to have a dozen abortions per month until you get the foetus you desire. I can't really see what's wrong with parents who can afford it being able to eliminate foetuses with undesirable genetic traits - like stupidity."


2. "Thou shalt pay for thy sins!" screams Violet Jefferson, waving a crucifix. "This is just meddling with the sanctity of life. If these children are to be born with horrible defects then it's God's will and who are we to question it? This technology must be banned at once!"


3. "This technology shows promise," muses Charles Nagasawa, minister of health. "But we can't trust the private sector with the future of our nation's children. We must place it under strict government regulation, so that we only screen out embryos with serious genetic conditions."


4. "This has got me thinkin'," says General Aaron O'Bannon, thumbing through a big folder marked 'X'. "If this technology lets us reduce genetic defects, then couldn't it work the other way? We could create ourselves an army of genetically superior soldiers! With our army of Super Soldiers, no nation would dare stand in our way!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Jacx]

The Issue

Hospitals have requested that they be allowed to pay people for donating blood and other bodily organs, such as kidneys.
The Debate



"We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Mofo Nation One hospital administrator Thomas Longbottom. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred Bacon Buttys in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."
"Great idea," says social commentator Roger Licorish. "Except for one thing. You know who's going to be selling their organs? Poor people! They'll be so desperate for money that they'll sell their own kidneys. Well, a kidney. This is just another way for the rich to buy themselves a better life at the expense of the poor. It must be outlawed."

The Government Position

The government is preparing to dismiss this issue.



The Issue

A group of environmentalists are protesting against plans to expand urban and suburban developments into greenbelts, the designated countryside between settlements.
The Debate



"Do we really have to listen to these nutcases?" asks real estate developer, Jonathon Cogswell. "The fact of the matter is that nature is BORING. Give us permission to build on the greenbelt and you'll have pink hotels, boutiques, and swinging hot spots that'll be the envy of the region and draw tourists from all around! We can always transplant a few trees and put them in a tree museum to keep the tree-huggers happy. Mofo Nation stands to make a lot of money from this! Think about it for a moment!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"I agree with my colleague here, but he doesn't go far enough," says Larry King, a city planner. "These protestors are standing in the path of progress. It slows the growth of our economy and harms my portfolio - er - the future of our nation, I mean. It's unpatriotic and we should increase police funding to deal with these troublemakers. Then we wouldn't have to worry about greenbelts or any other nonsense about keeping the 'environment' safe. Think about it for a moment!"
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!" exclaims environmental activist Peggy Washington. "Tree museums? Police funding? Don't it always seem to be the case that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? We're talking about natural treasures and you're talking about destroying them. Is there anything that you can build that can really be better than nature? We should put a stop to all encroachment into natural areas. Think about it for a moment!"

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.



National Happenings





118 minutes ago: http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation) voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Feudal Japan"".
15 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), all news sources are under strict government control.
1 day, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), all footpaths have tollbooths.
1 day, 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
1 day, 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
2 days, 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing.
3 days, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
3 days, 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), loans are available for students from poor families.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), main battle tanks stalk the woods of Mofo Nation in search of Goats.

[Az]

Following new legislation in Oddthought, Oddthought's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.

:haha:

[zwixxx]

From: The Republic of Foolproof Dynasty
Received: 1 day, 21 hours ago Hey Zwixxia we were wondering if your amazing nation would join our region you have a very strong army and you could be even more powerful by joining us we need your military help for future wars and battles we also believe in your motto oh and go Uruguay

wtf? that was random :S

[Az]

They are poaching our players!

[zwixxx]

They are poaching our players!

i'm not going anywhere lol. i started thinking though that maybe we should all hickjack their region :whistle:

[zwixxx]

The Sky Is Falling
Government Acts
The Issue

A particularly bad spate of bombings, hijackings and snake attacks aboard airline flights has crippled the air travel industry in Zwixxxia. The government has convened to discuss possible ways of improving airport security.
The Debate

1. "It's a no-brainer," says Miranda Gutenberg, frisking you as you enter the meeting. "Put police officers on every flight, armed and ready to deal with those blasted sky pirates! It's deterrence and protection wrapped up in one. If anyone so much as says the word 'bomb' they'd better watch out!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "You want to put people with GUNS on aeroplanes?!" asks Buy Jefferson, a security guard at Jazz Thiesen International Airport. "And at the taxpayers' expense to boot? For the love of Violet, keep the police out of this! Airport security should remain in private hands! Think realistically for a moment: government priorities change all the time but companies are in it for profit. Bombings are BAD for business! We don't LET them happen! So just... butt out will you? I'm not losing my job to a flatfoot!"


3. "We don't need no copper protectin' us! We can look after our own hides!" laughs Al Broadside, president of the Zwixxxia City Rifle and Revolver Association. "Air flight passengers should be allowed to carry concealed weapons. If one of them terrorists thinks he's gonna walk all over Zwixxxia like he owns the place then he's got another thing coming, ha!"


4. "I only wanted to tour Oddthoughtania for a few w-weeks," wails Samuel Trax, recovering from a particularly vigourous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"


5. "Let's just ban all planes!" shouts Klaus Utopia, prodding you angrily in the chest. "Bombings and terrorist attacks aren't the only problems these things cause! The aeroplane is one of the worst pollutants mankind has ever created! They're loud, they're ugly, and they burn fuel like there's no tomorrow! There are more environment-friendly ways to travel than by plane even if they are slower! Much slower. But cleaner!"

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

[swiss miss]

i'm not going anywhere lol. i started thinking though that maybe we should all hickjack their region :whistle:

i havent really read the rules, just made a couple of decisions and joined WA..... the above might make me pay more attention to the "game"....... please continue :P

[zwixxx]

i havent really read the rules, just made a couple of decisions and joined WA..... the above might make me pay more attention to the "game"....... please continue :P

not sure what page it's on in this thread but there was talk about whether we can actually fight other countries. we can't but after reading some info wecan send like 15 people into their region, everyone of us vote for you for example, and when you become the representative of the region you can kick them all out or do whatever you want with the region. hostile takeover :D

[Jacx]

Mofo Nation Decides:

Buy A Better Baby?

Government Acts

The Issue

A top fertility clinic has recently announced a new service allowing parents to create so-called 'designer babies'.
The Debate



"Embryo selection isn't really genetic engineering in the technical sense," explains Dr. Akira Dodinas, owner of the Babies-2-Go Clinic. "It's more like being able to have a dozen abortions per month until you get the foetus you desire. I can't really see what's wrong with parents who can afford it being able to eliminate foetuses with undesirable genetic traits - like stupidity."
"Thou shalt pay for thy sins!" screams Billy Spirit, waving a crucifix. "This is just meddling with the sanctity of life. If these children are to be born with horrible defects then it's God's will and who are we to question it? This technology must be banned at once!"
"This technology shows promise," muses Larry Rifkin, minister of health. "But we can't trust the private sector with the future of our nation's children. We must place it under strict government regulation, so that we only screen out embryos with serious genetic conditions."
"This has got me thinkin'," says General Calvin Wong, thumbing through a big folder marked 'X'. "If this technology lets us reduce genetic defects, then couldn't it work the other way? We could create ourselves an army of genetically superior soldiers! With our army of Super Soldiers, no nation would dare stand in our way!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 4.

[zwixxx]

:az2:Nudists Demand Time In Sun:az2:


Government Acts
The Issue
A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.

The Debate
"For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Freddy Licorish, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


"I agree," mused sociology professor Calvin Mistletoe. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."



"Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Gregory Longbottom. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"

The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.


:flasher::flash:

3 days, 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagZwixxxia, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked

[Jacx]

im not touching this one FFS

Cannibals Demand To Taste What Mofo Nation Has To Offer

Government Acts

The Issue

A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate



"I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Gregory Hamilton, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Mofo Nation's sometimes dull palette."
Civil rights leader Violet Nagasawa came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"
"You're all absolutely out of your minds!" exclaims Gregory Dodinas, head of Mofo Nation's largest health-food manufacturer. "It's immoral, it's unhealthy, and it's disgusting. Not only are these so-called 'dietary rights' activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that's almost as bad as beef!"

The Government Position

The government is preparing to dismiss this issue.

[Az]

The Issue

Politicians from a distant and obscure part of Oddthought have been calling for the government to split Oddthought into various semi-autonomous regions, each with an elected council to govern their designated area.
The Debate

1. "The government is too centralised," complains rural villager, Pip Chicago. "We get these big-city politicians making rulings that affect our way of life, when they have absolutely no idea what our way of life is! One of them even suggested that farmers should be banned from picking crops in case they disturbed the local wildlife! What we need are various councils to govern their own part of Oddthought, giving us the chance to have our say on laws affecting our area. It'll bring politics to the people! Of course this will require the implementation of a council tax to fund it all, but if that's the cost of more political freedom, then so be it!"


2. "Councils? Are you mad?" gasps political commentator, Anne-Marie Johnson. "Most of the politicians we already have earn very large sums each year - and you want to employ even more?! We must not listen to the whims of some dangerous separatist movement; next they'll be wanting independence! I suggest we keep the government in one place where we can keep an eye on it and stop creating more jobs for over-paid politicians. Heck, why not trim off the ones we don't need while we're at it and give some leeway to the taxpayers? Anyway, if we allowed places like West Oddthought to make decisions for themselves, they would soon be introducing laws allowing them to marry their cousins or something - you know what they're like..."


3. "These people are obviously power-hungry lunatics," whispers Falala Winters, one of your innumerable advisors. "They're simply trying to loosen your grip on the nation! Let's just send anyone who opposes your absolute rule to the gallows and ban elections. We hardly need them when you always know what to do! There may be some protest, but we can just lower taxes and they'll be as happy as clams."

:haha:

[swiss miss]

# 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagSwissymissy, Swissymissy's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

f*ckin :yay:

[Santo]

The Issue

The malicious computer virus "DEAT.exe" is infecting nearly all the computers in SantoM and the people are crying out for the government to do something about it.
The Debate



"It's those horrible kids. Hacking in where they don't belong. You've got to give us more funding to put a stop to it," says SantoM Federal Police Chief Naki Chicago. "Like with cars- ban kids from using computers until they pass a test and get a license!"
CEO Colin Longfellow of CyberMirage Labs has a different idea. "Let us release SAL9000, our new AI, into the SantoM Network. It'll put a stop to this virus. Nevermind that it's still only an untested beta!"
"Yeah, wonderful! Fix a virus by releasing an AI that will likely turn on its creators? Are you people trying to get us all killed?!" Decries infamous technophobe Abraham Steele, "What do we need computers for anyway? They will only bring us trouble and disaster! Personal computers ought to be banned!"



I cannot decide :|

[Az]

The Issue

After a series of bloody wars between the nations of Maxtopia and North Bigtopia, fights have broken out in the streets between immigrants in Oddthought who came from the warring nations.

The Debate

1. "Foreigners are a major cause of civil disturbances," begins Johann Barry, whose opinions form the book '101 Arguments FOR Slavery'. "What we should do is make all immigrants, foreigners, and non-native Oddthought folks slaves! I mean, who in Oddthought wouldn't like a minority slave group to do his bidding? Imagine! People could be bought and sold over the Internet!"


2. "I am shocked and appalled at what my colleague is suggesting!" exclaims Elizabeth Wu, President of the Civil Rights Union of Oddthought. "Slavery? We should punish these offenders, yes, but send them to rehabilitation centres instead! As for the ethnic squabbles, programs in school should begin to stop these racist attitudes in childhood! All it will take is some slight fortification to the education budget!"


3. A quiet old man stands up to speak. "Now, I may be a quiet old man, but I believe that these ethnic disputes are none of the government's business. It's not our war anyway, so it's not our problem. I'm sure if you leave it alone, it'll work itself out. Just think of the money that would be saved if the police don't have to be paid to deal with this!"


4. "It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries (in)famous Oddthought-born fascist Konrad Washington. "Well maybe it's time it became our war! Oddthought should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! Leo Terram Propriam Protegat! Sieg Oddthought!"

[kate_mossberg]

National Flag
The People's Republic of Mossbergatory

“Don't trust whitey”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average Economy:
Reasonable Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Oddthoughtania


Regional Influence: Minnow

The People's Republic of Mossbergatory is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 26%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration industries.

Crime is moderate. Mossbergatory's national animal is the owl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the duckets.

[zwixxx]

Zwixxxia Decides:
Filibuster Bust-Up
The Issue

Filibustering, where politicians attempt to keep a debate on new laws going indefinitely, has been plaguing recent attempts to pass bills. Several aged politicians have been orating non-stop throughout three days worth of debating time, stopping any legislation from being passed.
The Debate

1. "This sham of a tactic is totally demolishing our ability to accomplish anything!" complains Falala Jones, Minister of Ministries. "Who cares if a few old fossils fail to see reason? The majority of the government clearly wants this legislature to pass! Just set a limit on the time a person can speak for; this really is demeaning to the democratic process!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. While taking a bathroom break before moving on to read aloud from the phonebook, Randy Longbottom states: "It is a great thing for the minority and the oppressed that our system of government allows the filibuster to be utilised to harness the majority! Let the hills, the mountains, and the valleys reverberate with the sounds of our voices! We will not surrender to this repugnant legislation."


3. "The filibuster is not enough to protect the minority, since they are too afraid of the tyrannical majority to use it," says political commentator, Konrad Dredd. "I suggest that all legislation must require a unanimous vote before it can pass. That way, nobody goes away unhappy."


4. "Why do we need to debate legislature anyway?" questions Randy Christmas, your Minister of Alternative Solutions, who also happens to be the best friend of your distant cousin. "Everything would be so much more simple if we just decide what to do, and do it. After all, we're the ones who know what's best for Zwixxxia. If the minority parties want to say something, they can submit it in writing."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

[Az]

The Issue

A surprise raid conducted on ISPs over the last week in Oddthought shows that more than 30% of all Internet data transfer in Oddthought at one time or another is used by illegal file-shares to illegally distribute files, most notably songs.

The Debate

1. "What we need to do is hack their computers and format their hard drives," says Max Falopian, recording industry representative. "People need to be taught to not mess with the law. This is theft, pure and simple. And they're not only halving our revenue to tune of billions of oddinets, but you are also stealing a few hundredths of a oddinet from the artist for every song they steal. THINK OF THE STARVING ARTISTS!"


2. "Yo, dude, like, don't be hatin' man," says teenager Naki O'Bannon. "We're like, going to change the whole structure of our society. Everything should be like, publicly available to, like, everybody, dude. Copyrights are so, like, uncool man and we need to get rid of them. That'd be totally radical, and cool as well."


3. "Yo, dang, blizzity blang, yo, this ain't, right, yo," says Alexei Winters, famous rapper with three platinum albums. "Dang, yo, we dang need to copy-protect my dang CDs, yo. That dang playability life dang decreases, yo, but it's the only way to stop this, dang, yo."

[kate_mossberg]

Cash for Colons?
The Issue

Hospitals have requested that they be allowed to pay people for donating blood and other bodily organs, such as kidneys.
The Debate

1. "We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Mossbergatory One hospital administrator Bill Wu. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred ducketss in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."


2. "Great idea," says social commentator Alexei Longbottom. "Except for one thing. You know who's going to be selling their organs? Poor people! They'll be so desperate for money that they'll sell their own kidneys. Well, a kidney. This is just another way for the rich to buy themselves a better life at the expense of the poor. It must be outlawed."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

[nick]

I'm back in business on nation states and on ot! Hope ya'll didnt miss me too much ;)

[kate_mossberg]

Dorothy Terwilliger lies immobilized in a hospital bed, unable to move. She has end-stage cancer, and wishes to end her struggle against death. However, laws prevent her doctors from obeying her wishes.
The Debate

1. Dorothy and her family are campaigning for a "Dying with Dignity" bill, to change this situation. She implores the government to legalize euthanasia.

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "I understand this is a very difficult time for these people," says freelance medical writer Pete Barry. "But the solution is not to let our medical system slide down the slippery slope of killing people in pain. We must cure, not kill. This is not the right time for euthanasia."


3. "I agree, but go further: there is never a right time for euthanasia," says Bishop Thomas Summers. "The lives we lead are given to us by the grace of God, and he decides when they end. It is not for us to question God's divine purpose, no matter how odd or screwed-up it may seem."

[Jacx]

Mofo Nation Decides:

What's In A Name?

Government Acts

The Issue

A man by the name of &%*\@# Smith hit the headlines yesterday when he had his first name legally changed to 'John', citing the ridicule and stress he suffered because of his given name. Mr Smith publicly commented afterwards that there should be more restrictions on what parents can name their children.
The Debate



"People do so love to be different," says Insert Name Here, with a heavy sigh. "I don't know what my folks were thinking when they named me. Probably about how 'novel' and 'with it' they were being, but I didn't get a say in it did I? Growing up in my neighbourhood with the first name 'Insert' wasn't fun at all I can tell you! The government should set up a registry of recognised names that are clean, sensible, and non-teasable. Kids deserve better."
"It's none of the government's business what I name my daughter," says Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, cradling [expletive deleted] in her arms. "Are you going to tell us what to think next? Where to go? Who to love? I don't want some grey-faced bureaucrat deciding what name is appropriate for my child! What kind of country hates personal freedom so much you can't even choose your own name?"
"Names? Names are so inefficient!" Says Five-Oh-Three McGoohan, counting beads. "Who can honestly tell one Clint Winters from another? That name's so popular now, I met three people at the mall with it just last week! Face it! Names are old-hat! Everyone ought to go by a government-allocated ID number instead, much more practical. Who could make fun of a child named Six-Eight-Four?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


Mofo Nation Decides:

Secret Police In Mofo Nation?

Government Acts

The Issue

Anarchists have been covertly putting up anti-government posters all over Mofo Nation. Some of your closest advisors have suggested the implementation of a secret police force to deal with the more... difficult members of society.
The Debate



"Sometimes a government has got to deal with something without having to go through the 'proper channels'," says Konrad Clinton, who does not exist within any of Mofo Nation's records. "It happens sometimes and we have to deal with it. It's not just anarchists either - it's the terrorists, the criminals, the traitors, and the goddamn hippies. With a secret police we can arrest the troublemakers and torture them to find other dissenters without having to worry about fiddly matters like human rights."
"Don't listen to that idiot!" whispers Clint du Pont, one of your more guilt-ridden henchpersons. "I don't know how you feel about this but I think this would be a bad path for our government to go down. Mofo Nation shouldn't resort to deceit and off-the-record brutality to put away people. A secret police force would ruin our fine nation. It's time our government was candid with its people and let them say what they want!"
"Or how about we be candid AND have a secret police force," says Peggy Broadside your head spy from behind a newspaper with eyeholes cut out. "We could just reassign all the normal police into secret police. The beauty of it is that we won't have to bother solving crimes if it doesn't benefit the government! It's what we've always wanted! Not what the people want of course, but if they complain we can just make them... disappear."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.








Mofo Nation Decides:

Going Postal

Government Acts

The Issue

It has come to your attention that there is some serious debate over whether Mofo Nation's postal service should be either privatised or nationalised.
The Debate



"The postal system ought to be privatised," says Lars Steele, Director of PostHaste, a small package delivery company. "All the government is doing is putting the tax Bacon Buttys of hard-working citizens into an outmoded and wasteful system. Private businesses can offer a much more efficient system with less junk mail. A little more expense on stamps is worth that right?"
"Uh huh? And what about those in rural or remote areas?" asks Thomas du Pont, the CEO of Mofo Nation Mail, the government-owned postal service. "If you privatise this business then they'll get marginalised and ignored. With a nationalised service everyone can use the system and cheaply too. We provide a good service for our customers and have been doing so for a very long time! The postal service should be nationalised and all competition banned!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"There's plenty of room for compromise," says Hope Rifkin, a stamp collector. "How about we just privatise the mail system and allow other competitors to move in but continue with government funding to Mofo Nation Mail? That way everyone can get their post and the companies can have their own slice of the pie. It'll require an increase in tax to cope with losses to competition but not too much. I think. To be frank, I just want more stamps."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.


The People's Republic of Mofo Nation

“SI NON CONFECTVS, NON REFICIAT.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State Civil Rights:
Good Economy:
Powerhouse Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: Oddthoughtania (http://www.nationstates.net/region=oddthoughtania)
Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The People's Republic of Mofo Nation is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 146 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Tourism industries.
The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mofo Nation's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Bacon Butty.
Mofo Nation is ranked 17th in the region and 28,024th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
National Happenings





5 minutes ago: http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation) voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend 10000 Islands"".
1 day, 2 hours ago: http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation) was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
1 day, 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
2 days, 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
2 days, 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
3 days, 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
3 days, 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), military service is compulsory.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), Mofo Nation is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mofo_nation__268168.jpgMofo Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=mofo_nation), shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.

[Dalamar]

The Republic of Dalamars is a very large, economically powerful nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 151 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

All guns must be registered, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dalamars's national animal is the aardvark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dalamar.

Dalamars is ranked 2nd in the region and 6,312th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

[zwixxx]

Wedlock Worries
Government Acts
The Issue

After a recent article in 'Salutations!' magazine highlighted a growing trend in arranged marriages throughout Zwixxxia, several civil rights protesters have camped outside your parliament demanding changes to the law.
The Debate

1. "This can't go on!" exclaims Freddy Washington, a long time campaigner for the rights of single young women. "Right now there's nothing to stop my parents marrying me off to anyone they please! Surely it ought to be the sole decision of the individual as to who they spend the rest of their life with? You can't just force two people together and expect it to work! Arranged marriages must be banned!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "I only want what's best for my daughter," argues Cyril Duckworth, father of three. "She's young! Far too young to know what's good for her! Everyday when I look in the newspaper I learn of another unwanted teen pregnancy, of poor, sad adolescents who have gone down the slippery slope of drugs and violence. If parents have the power to arrange marriages with other, respectable, wealthy families, then it helps set the foundations for our children to have a decent life! I propose that all marriages should be arranged by the parents of the families - it's the best way."


3. "That's crazy!" says Samuel Clinton, your Minister of Domestic Affairs. "Everyone knows that the people who screw your life up most are your parents! And now you consider letting them to decide who you marry?! I think we, the government, should arrange all marriages by national census. Distribute everyone to a place and person in an economically stimulating way - why, we'd solve the housing problems just like that! Especially if we dismiss outmoded things like divorce and monogamy! This could be a golden opportunity for us."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

[Cheeky]

The Issue

A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
The Debate

1. "I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Max Broadside, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Kinkfactor's sometimes dull palette.":|


2. Civil rights leader Dave McGuffin came out publicly for moderate pro-cannibalism legislation, commenting, "While it may strike some as a crude, even evil practice, our ancestors have practiced cannibalism for years. If we create a government organization to strictly regulate and grade all human meat prior to its arrival on the market, we can ensure that respect for diversity is maintained while health concerns are also allayed. And instead of killing average people, why not make being turned into snack foods a post-mortem option? Like donating your body to science!"


3. "You're all absolutely out of your minds!" exclaims Sue-Ann Bush, head of Kinkfactor's largest health-food manufacturer. "It's immoral, it's unhealthy, and it's disgusting. Not only are these so-called 'dietary rights' activists leading us down a dark path of sin, but right into a marketplace with yet another product that's almost as bad as beef!"

[zwixxx]

Public Loudspeakers Shrill With Controversy


The Issue
A recent poll on putting up huge loudspeakers in Zwixxxia's cities for public government broadcasts has been brought to your attention.

The Debate
"This idea is brilliant, and Zwixxxia can't afford to pass it up," claims George W. Dredd, your Minister of Safety. "These loudspeakers can assure the public that the government is always here to help them. The potential here, to immediately warn citizens of an emergency such as an earthquake or a stampede of muppets or something, simply must be taken into account! This could save lives! And I suppose, when there isn't anything the citizens need to be told, you could always use them to broadcast patriotic messages like 'What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine' and inform the good people which party to join and vote for with newsbriefs and such. It'll be worth it to strengthen the populace's devotion to our glorious nation!"



"I think people need to realise what this really is: brainwashing!" retorts Miranda Li, a wealthy marketer. "I don't want to hear all this flag-waving hogwash every time I go out for a walk. But when it comes to emergencies, I do agree that something should be done to warn everyone: we should send out messages on mandatory minature radios that you can carry in your pocket. It could tell you things you need to know too, like what shoes to buy and such."



"To be honest, I can't see why we should put up with advertising at all," says Pip Johnson, an anti-business protester. "All it is is some multi-billionaire or politician somewhere trying to make even more money while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet. I say we ban it. Maybe the economy will suffer a little and some people may lose jobs but that's just a minor side-effect really, especially when you consider that no longer will our children be encouraged to fill themselves with junk-food because some guy on the telly tells them it's cool!"

The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.

[Jacx]

Mofo Nation Decides:

Gunman Kills Three

Government Acts

The Issue

Tragedy struck Mofo Nation today, as a gunman killed three people in a suburban shooting rampage. The community is united in grief, but divided in opinion as to what should be done.
The Debate



The strongest voices demand tighter gun controls. "The only way to prevent further atrocities is to take the guns out of the hands of the murderers," says anti-gun campaigner Colin Trax. "There's no justification for them in today's society. We need tighter regulations on who can hold guns, so only our police and military have them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"That's not all we need," says radical left-wing activist Bianca Dodinas. "The government should ban all guns outright--even in the police force. This is an opportunity to make Mofo Nation a totally gun-free state."
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people," says NRA head honcho Jean-Paul Mistletoe. "If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Is that what we want? Think, people. The answer isn't to ban guns. It's to crack down on those Hollywood movies and computer games that glamorize violence. They're the real criminals."

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.



Mofo Nation Decides:

Soda Sales Hits New 'High'

The Issue

After waning sales, the well-established soda company 'Eckie-Ecola' has appealed to the government for the right to use powerful mind-altering drugs in their products.
The Debate



"It'll be great," says Freddy Licorish, the CEO of Eckie-Ecola. "Nice 'n' happy floating feelings all in a can, and all for just one Bacon Butty! It's not the healthiest drink I admit, but what people want to do with their bodies is their own business. If you ban this beverage, you're only denying the citizens of their right to be exposed to the true hallucenogenic experience!"
"This can't go ahead," argues Larry Jones, a nurse at one of Mofo Nation's hospitals. "Drugs are, and always will be, one of the greatest threats to the nation's physical and mental health! My job's hard enough as it is without having the wards overrun by patients who were stupid enough to drink the damned stuff. The distribution of drugs must be strictly controlled by the government and kept for medicinal uses."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"If you ask me," says Miranda Christmas, from behind a cloud of smoke. "We should just let everyone have drugs for free! If the government legalised and subsidised all these 'bad' drugs and gave 'em out to everyone, all our problems would be solved! There'd be no more drug traffickers, or thugs robbing old ladies to feed their addictions! 'Course there'd be a bit of a detrimental effect healthwise and to the drug industries, but the beauty of it all is that everyone will be too doped up to care!"

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

[Cheeky]

The Issue

The commercial release of the controversial children's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies' in Kinkfactor has sparked debate over laws concerning the adoption of children by homosexual couples.
The Debate

1. "I cannot understand for the life of me why anyone could possibly be against this," complains Jacob Kantelberg, showing up at your office wearing a pink feather boa. "Bart and I are good and caring people and will make excellent fathers, so what's the problem? All of the scientific studies have shown that there's no difference in the wellbeing of children raised by gay and straight couples. All that's holding these little darlings back from the happy family life that they deserve is the outdated prejudices of some prudes. All we want is to adopt a child to call our own. It'll be fabulous!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "I don't care what these so-called scientific studies say," says Freddy Shiomi, representing a number of conservative religious organisations. "How can a boy hope to develop properly into a man if he's being brought up by poofs? A father figure is not supposed to behave as if it is 'okay' to be, um, romantically invested in another man - and the same goes for lesbians! Why? Because it is not okay. It'll just give them gay! Think about it: say you have two gay possums - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools. Don't legalise this blasphemy! Think of the children!"


3. "This just doesn't go far enough in my opinion," grumbles Jennifer Spirit an ardent opponent to homosexuality. "The more concessions we give these people, the more they'll reduce our nation to the most embarrassing gayfest of all the region! We'll be a joke! Homosexuality is a sin, and not only that it's a disease of society and there's no two ways about it. It must be criminalised and those responsible hanged just like in the good old days."





This kind of close minded shit pisses me off. As long as a child is loved, does it really matter if it has 2 mums or 2 dads? They are much better off than the kids with hetro drug addict parents, or kids without parents, or kids stuck in refuges cos their parents are in jail..../end rant

[Calienta]

lol

"What in the name of all that's decent and good are you talking about?" exclaims Billy Jefferson, leader of the egalitarian civil rights movement 'Everyone Is Equal, Dammit'. "Obviously these pageants will always be sexist unless they're open to everyone. Admiring women only for their beauty is an insult to their intelligence and the beauty of men! It's dually sexist! Open up the pageant to both sexes!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Jacx]

Mofo Nation Decides:

Spare The Rod, Demand Welfare Activists

Government Acts

The Issue

The Mofo Nation S.P.C.C. has launched a fresh campaign to stop parents from smacking their children. They demand that the government introduce laws to ban this form of 'corporal punishment'.
The Debate



Child Psychiatrist, Dr. Samuel Jones, speaks at a press conference on the matter: "Parents and teachers must realise that smacking children increases aggressiveness, lowers their self-esteem, and can cause long-term emotional trauma! How can anybody think that it is anything but child abuse? Parents who resort to smacking their children are obviously unfit to be parents at all! We must ban this horrible practice at once!"
"What are these lunatics on about?!" yells Tobias Shiomi, a concerned parent. "Smacking children has been an effective form of punishment since the dawn of mankind! Outlaw it and I guarantee you the next generation will be a disorderly disaster! Children need, nay CRAVE discipline! Sometimes the only language they understand is the cane, and the government has to respect that!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.





Mofo Nation Decides:

Build Bigger Bombs, Advise Scientists

The Issue

Top military designers in your secret laboratories have proposed projects to create nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons and are looking to you for government support and funding.
The Debate



"This is a necessary step towards the creation of a safer Mofo Nation," claims Billy Washington, the leading researcher. "Yes, it will mean a large areas of land will become unusable as a result of the testing, and it will cost billions of Bacon Buttys, but that's the price we must pay for our national security. Just think of the power we will have if we can turn our enemies into plate glass!" Especially that newportbadboy bastard!

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"Why stop with making weapons for ourselves?" asks Freddy Utopia, CEO of Wendy's Weapons stores. "We can sell them to all sorts of groups and organisations: other nations, the WA, terror- uh - freedom fighters, anyone! And we produce our own for our protection. Think of the money we can make! I'm sure none of our clients would ever even think of trying to use them to influence our government with threats or anything like that!"
"You want to bring NUKES into Mofo Nation?!" screams anti-nuclear protestor, Colin Falopian. "This won't make us safer - it will just give the power to destroy everything to a few people! We must hunt down the people who suggested this evil plan and have them hanged! We must protect nature from the horrible influences of science. I say ban all new weapons research!"

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

[Vampirella]

hmmm well this looks interesting...

Move to an existing region:

Success! Gigglestonia is now located in Oddthoughtania.

The Kingdom of Gigglestonia is a fledgling, devout nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Uranium Mining.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Gigglestonia's national animal is the rat, and its currency is the billa.

http://www.nationstates.net/gigglestonia

[Santo]

Nobody Expects The SantoM Inquisition!

The Issue

Some key figures of SantoM's major religious groups have requested government sponsorship for the institution of an inquisition to try heretics and blasphemers.
The Debate



Cardinal Mortimer Gratwick, Archbishop of SantoM's capital, demands you kiss his ring before telling you, "the Church encourages the formation of an Inquisition. However, it will only be to try those in error and put them on the right track to holiness; you needn't worry about those nasty thumb-screws and we haven't had a rack in ages, so we won't be torturing people. Of course, in order to bring this noble plan into effect, the Holy Office must have jurisdiction over the civil courts."
"This is bloody outrageous!" screams Hack Steele, head of the nation's most important civil liberties movement, People for the Ethical Treatment of Everything, while jumping up and down in front of a television camera. "These damn ultra-conservatives will plunge us all into chaos! SantoM can never have an Inquisition! Everyone should have the right to think, say, believe, etc, whatever the damn they please. When was the last time you released a dove on a monthly basis? Huh? HUH?! That's what I thought! It's time to move beyond these primitive beliefs!"
"The people of SantoM need more than an Inquisition," pronounces Sue-Ann Wong, known fundamentalist tele-preacher, who pauses hawking the complete DVD collection to make some demands. "We must persecute all those who do not live according to the Book! The Lord has told me that the time has arrived to bring back the good old days! Back when we didn't have all these touchy-feely, fuzzy-headed punishments. Prison? Ha! Like that's a punishment! Stick those heathens in the stocks, or even better: bring back stonings! It'll bring us into a new golden age!"


Well bloody hell.....

[Sir Brian]

Something needs to be wrote into our constitution regarding clipwars.

and our severe dislike.

[nick]

Please can every keep their nationstates accounts active and anyone who hasnt signed up yet please do so to keep a lasting reminder of the community we used to have?

[Matthew Little]

The Republic of Velo City

In response to a slow news week, certain highbrow newspapers have stirred up the debate over voluntary vs compulsory voting.

The Debate.............
~~~1} "Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Peggy Wu. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their butts once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."

~~~2} "It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Jack Bush. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why we always end up with such terrible politicians."

~~~3} "This raises an interesting issue," says Stephanie Rifkin, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"

The Government's Position...........
===The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 2.

..........and you wonder why elected officials get into so much trouble in the first place............. :O