Colander
27th August 2006, 03:03 PM
Reuters August 27th
Reperts have emerged today that bring Crickets shocking hair incident into a whole new light.
It has been stated today by Inzamam Ul Haq Pakistans captain that the reason they refused to take the field in the 4th test was "all because of Hair"
Hazem el Sarcazm the Pakistan Cricket Boards president refuted these claims in a statement in a bid to quell the inevitable storm that will surely rock the cricket, and indeed, the normal world.
"Inzamam is not right - the Pakistan team do not discriminate against hair of any colour and the fact that Bell and Collingwood are both gingers is neither here nor there. As god loving and patriotic Pakistanis we feel that even ginger haired freaks of this terrifying nature deserve to play the game...as long as their helmets remain on at all times"
Reperts have emerged today that bring Crickets shocking hair incident into a whole new light.
It has been stated today by Inzamam Ul Haq Pakistans captain that the reason they refused to take the field in the 4th test was "all because of Hair"
Hazem el Sarcazm the Pakistan Cricket Boards president refuted these claims in a statement in a bid to quell the inevitable storm that will surely rock the cricket, and indeed, the normal world.
"Inzamam is not right - the Pakistan team do not discriminate against hair of any colour and the fact that Bell and Collingwood are both gingers is neither here nor there. As god loving and patriotic Pakistanis we feel that even ginger haired freaks of this terrifying nature deserve to play the game...as long as their helmets remain on at all times"