What it is to be Aussie.

[Smash Bros]

I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN...............

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions ...... while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens to the counters.

Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...
* 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

* 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

* 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

* 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

* A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........
In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

[Davecat]

I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN...............

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions ...... while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens to the counters.

Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...
* 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

* 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

* 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

* 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

* A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........
In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

Aussies rule !

[Smash Bros]

yes yes we do :D

[Diogee old]

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions ...... while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION... then why did you mention it

I'll take it as you have never been to minnesota.

[Smash Bros]

I'll take it as you have never been to minnesota.


ill have to agree with mitch on this one

[Spork!!!]

My fave, only Australians shoot and eat their national emblem. Aussie Aussie Aussie!

[Calienta]

You could replace most of those with Canada and it would still apply :P

[PiNkPaNtHeR22432323]

most of those apply to a lot of countries not just australia.. i saw something simliar to that with just a few adjustments for people who live in tx.





Only in the united states ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions ...... while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in the united states ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a DIET coke.

Only in the united states ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens to the counters.

Only in the united states ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in the united states ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in the united states ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.




works the same see?

[deltron-z]

lol australais the way to go

[deltron-z]

where the bloody hell are ya

[smokineaps]

go the aussies.. RIP Steve Irwin a bloody great little Aussie.

[for20gurl]

I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN...............

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions ...... while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens to the counters.

Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.


or .... only in Indiana :S Its ok I still think you are special (y) (for an aussie) 8o|

[jaysastra04]

looking for an aussie cartel to join? anyone know of one?