GENERAL. May Hemm
30th August 2006, 10:55 PM
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints and, after a while, the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. He climbs down and wanders off to the river but the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
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So the koala looks down at him and says, "Faaaaarrrrk n hell mate.......how much water did you drink?!!"
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints and, after a while, the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. He climbs down and wanders off to the river but the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
http://forum.oddthought.com//imagehosting/upload/12744f63fc29612c.bmp
So the koala looks down at him and says, "Faaaaarrrrk n hell mate.......how much water did you drink?!!"