NEXT!

[CerealKiller]

I am in charge of finding a certain forum bachelor a forum whore. So please step up and sign in and tell us a little about yourself..

[Aeon]

uh i already said i would...geesh..it's my job as forum whore to be the forum whore when needed.

[CerealKiller]

uh i already said i would...geesh..it's my job as forum whore to be the forum whore when needed.

I am so happy to pass down my crown as forum whore to you Aeon. Wear it proud *kissy face*

[YetAnotherKitten]

Sorry I think all of us whores are booked solid........we may need new blood?

Erst seit ich liebe, ist das Leben schoen, erst seit ich liebe, weiss
ich, dass ich lebe.

[Aeon]

wah wah bla blah

a good whore is always ready!
and never fully booked!

[CerealKiller]

A good whore always knows what time it is...time to make money.

[YetAnotherKitten]

Oh. My bad.

I'm a bad whore :(

p.s. But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is a day. ~Benjamin Disraeli

[CerealKiller]

Oh. My bad.

I'm a bad whore :(

p.s. But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is a day. ~Benjamin Disraeli

No...you have to charge by minutes because not all men give you a sensation nor does it bug them if they do not.

[YetAnotherKitten]

No...you have to charge by minutes because not all men give you a sensation nor does it bug them if they do not.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. -- Lou Erickso

Counting the minutes just makes the ride boring so far as I've seen, I imagine this is the same for both whore and trick ;)

[CerealKiller]

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. --Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am the biggest hypocrite ever *giggles*

[YetAnotherKitten]

We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are everything.-Blaise Pascal

[CerealKiller]

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

[YetAnotherKitten]

People will think what they want of my thoughts regardless of wether I've actually shared them or not.

[CerealKiller]

I just wanted to get you talking. Not hear what tons of old men once said. Be proud of your own thoughts and ideas.

[YetAnotherKitten]

I just wanted to get you talking. Not hear what tons of old men once said. Be proud of your own thoughts and ideas.

I am but its much more fun the other way (y) (f) :ice:

p.s. I like a lot of those old mens thoughts :(

[CerealKiller]

I am but its much more fun the other way (y) (f) :ice:

p.s. I like a lot of those old mens thoughts :(

You sure you just don't like old men? :blush:

[YetAnotherKitten]

You sure you just don't like old men? :blush:

Nope just their thoughts ;)

On that note, young men with old mens thoughts are like.. yayer...

[CerealKiller]

Good luck with finding one of those.

[YetAnotherKitten]

Good luck with finding one of those.


lol its a long and often lonely journey. I shall settle for nothing less than greatness!!

(or at least now that I have realized in my life that I am worthy of greatness ;) )

[Aeon]

life is like a box of chocolates




take a bite outta the good ones and leave the rest for someone else. :)

[RobCheadle]

I am in charge of finding a certain forum bachelor a forum whore. So please step up and sign in and tell us a little about yourself..

Why cant you be the whore?

[tca]

Lol I suddenly feel awhole lot more knowledgeable. :S lol

Damn you all and your quotes. :O

[CerealKiller]

Why cant you be the whore?

Cuz I'm taken. :love1:

[RedRum]

i only whore when i want to i'll show up post alot then leave 4 a few days and whore it up again

"Religion is the illusion that ties together humanity and it tars us apart"
~Max DeNoma

[Antoper]

"I like it up the poopchute" -Jock

:D


....runs away

[Rex Mundi]

"Time is money for girls covered in honey" - The Beastie Boys.

God, I love that quote - The beastie boys have such depth, don't you think ?;)

[YetAnotherKitten]

i only whore when i want to i'll show up post alot then leave 4 a few days and whore it up again

"Religion is the illusion that ties together humanity and it tars us apart"
~Max DeNoma


I vote for him *sniggers*

[RedRum]

I vote for him *sniggers*

i made that shit up to
im a philosopher mother fucker

[TJ60]

"I like it up the poopchute" -Jock

:D


....runs away


you son of bitch!!:@ :sib:




smart people talk because they have something to say, stupid people talk because they have to say something-homer

[YetAnotherKitten]

i made that shit up to
im a philosopher mother fucker


methinks the knave hath put his foot on unsteady ground.

*sniggers again*

hes perfect for a shackled gimp eh?? P??

[RedRum]

my foot is on solade ground cuz i got some new and they kick ass boots

[Smash Bros]

my foot is on solade ground cuz i got some new and they kick ass boots


please tell me your not this stupid in real life and that this is an act??