Zombies

[Antoper]

I'm waiting and ready for them, and the fight back for humanity.

[RedRum]

me and my friends will baricads our selves in krogers

[TJ60]

krogers, well i guess a grocery store would be a good place to hold up for awhile. has a bathroom, plenty of food....but what huge fucking glass doors?

[RedRum]

block it off with shoping cart we got like 100 of them

[TJ60]

have u seen land of the dead yet?


a fucking concrete wall didn't stop them, but i guess the carts are a good idea.

[Antoper]

...don't forget that moat they walked across

[TJ60]

i thought u were ready for em? whats ur plan since redrum depends on kroger grocery chains and grocery carts?

[Antoper]

I plan to snatch my 3 rifles, and head somewhere high, a skyscraper, build up a team and send them out periodically for rations and supplies?

Who wants to come?

[TJ60]

i think i'm going to go jack a yacht and load it with supplies and some hawt chicks sail off into the ocean. when i run out of food i'll fish(y) come back when the zombies have all died because they ate everyone. I'll be a busy man repopulating the world with my hawt chicks.:)

[Antoper]

Hey, You could need backup, and I have weaponry! (y)

[tca]

i think i'm going to go jack a yacht and load it with supplies and some hawt chicks sail off into the ocean. when i run out of food i'll fish(y) come back when the zombies have all died because they ate everyone. I'll be a busy man repopulating the world with my hawt chicks.:)

Zombies can't naturally re-die, they can only be destroyed.

[TJ60]

well i guess i'll just wait until antoper kills them all:P


unless he wants on my killer cruise liner now...i upgraded(y)

[the squid of despair]

Actually I think they can re-die without flesh...

[tca]

Actually I think they can re-die without flesh...

nope, they cant

it's never been said in any zombie movie that without eating flesh they will re-die

[Antoper]

In 28 Days Later they starve

and in Land of the Dead They are all hungry and stiff

[DnD]

what if the zombies started eating eachother? :|

[TJ60]

video tape the lesbian zombies and sell it on the net?

[Antoper]

Nice!

I just came up with a title!

"Zombie Lesbian Yacht Cruise"

Straightforward, yet tintelating.

[llama_dude]

I say shack up in hooters. I can't get over thinking the zombies will be easier to fight, if they all have boners.

[tca]

how in the fuck is something that is already dead going to starve to death? really now lol

[Rex Mundi]

You'll find me in the Chainsaw shop, giggling my head off & waiting for that first zombie to burst through the door....

Dunno if I'll make it but it'll be messy.....

[TJ60]

You'll find me in the Chainsaw shop, giggling my head off & waiting for that first zombie to burst through the door....

Dunno if I'll make it but it'll be messy.....


i don't know whats funnier, the fact that your giggling, or the fact that u got high and went to a chainsaw shop:P

[Rex Mundi]

I'll prolly be sushi by the time those zombies break in. I'd get bored & try a spot of chainsaw juggling. It'll all end in tears, I tell ya !

[TJ60]

well i'll leave a room open for u on my cruise ship if u can make it before 6pm(y)

[Pot4life]

ill be at home, playing my last tokens at reset!








pssst,






i made a pact with the devil, i cant die muhahahahahahaha

[tca]

I'd get in a 4WD with a shit load of guns, ammo, other various assortments of weapons and supplies, then i'd drive to the nearest military base to knock off a hummer.

I'd spend days roaming old towns for supplies etc and nights with 2 people sleeping and the rest on guard and rotate all night, it'd kick ass.

[Rex Mundi]

well i'll leave a room open for u on my cruise ship if u can make it before 6pm(y)

Hmmmm, what's the onboard entertainment like & does this ship have wireless broadband ?

What about aquatic zombies ? Y'know like zombie dolphins & shit ? I'd hate to think I left the comparative safety of my chainsaw emporium just to have my brains slurped out by an undead tuna....

[TJ60]

Hmmmm, what's the onboard entertainment like & does this ship have wireless broadband ?

What about aquatic zombies ? Y'know like zombie dolphins & shit ? I'd hate to think I left the comparative safety of my chainsaw emporium just to have my brains slurped out by an undead tuna....


well if a effing dolphin can jump that damn high onto the side of a boat, i'd think it's lack of feet would give us the upper hand, and as far as i know about the entertainment.....aeon, maija, and kitty will be there so...expect alot of msn teasing and a couple poll dances:P

[Antoper]

Harpoons at the ready, gents

[Rex Mundi]

Sign me up Cap'n Jock. I'll prepare to repel Zombie boarders....and gate crashers with the Patented Rex Mundi Chainsaw of Decapitation.

[Rex Mundi]

Fair enough - I'll smuggle you on board in my suitcase but I get first pop at all those lurvely dancing girls - I'm not stirring your pot o' porridge !

As a wise man once said, "Never jump the queue in front of a chainsaw wielding zombie slayer":jay1:

[Rex Mundi]

Ahhaaaaaa ! Nobody should underestimate the stamina of REX MUNDI !

[TJ60]

just let it be known thejock is down for repopulating the planet known as earth(y)

[Rex Mundi]

Bad choice of words Jock, you need to be up for it to succeed in repopulating the planet.;)

[Antoper]

Rex has a good point!:|

[St.Michael]

*sounds of rounds entering shotgun*

Well boys you better start getting ready.


http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

[TJ60]

i'm moving to cape carnival florida...gonna pick me a good cruise ship.


like i said in the sb though, i hope the UN steps in and takes care of this. Last thing we need is an country harvesting this disease and making an biological weapon out of it.:S

[A&H?]

I remember this story from last year... funny stuff.

Just remember, "you kill the brain, you kill the ghoul"

[Q80Thug]

all your calculations are flawed, because you have not considered.....






























THE MID-EAST ZOMBIEEEEE!!!!11
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[St.Michael]

they can all turn into zombies for all I care.

[Q80Thug]

harsh...

:(

[tca]

aww *hugs q80thug* apoligise michael :(

[TJ60]

yea q80 isn't a bad guy

[Q80Thug]

thanks jessie and the jock, its alright... he's entitled to his opinion how harsh it may be. :)

[St.Michael]

aww *hugs q80thug* apoligise michael :(


Sorry that was harsh. I apologize q80thug. Your from kuwait right? I was there for about 3 months before I headed to iraq. Not a bad place.

[tca]

Now back to zombies, if we are talking zombies that can use weapons, some of our suggestions may not work as well (land of the dead) zombies would evolve if we didn't kill them fast enough.

So im all for mowing as many down as possible and as fast as possible.

[St.Michael]

Now back to zombies, if we are talking zombies that can use weapons, some of our suggestions may not work as well (land of the dead) zombies would evolve if we didn't kill them fast enough.

So im all for mowing as many down as possible and as fast as possible.


Well we are gonna need some serious manpower and weapons.

[tca]

Pffft, give me a baseball bat, im confident of knocking down 100 without missing a beat. :D

[Davecat]

Throw a coupla sparklers in the air kick em in the rotting cahones and beat them down with inflatable sheep... USED inflatable sheep !!!

[Rex Mundi]

Hedge trimmers 4tw. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz