Awwwwwwwww

[JaiJai]

So today I was in the shower, getting ready for work, and when I came out, John was standing there with this cheeky grin on his face...

Then he handed me a beautiful vase with a dozen red roses! :O :)
(f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f)
That was the first dozen of roses I've gotten since high school
He's amazing , for real :)

I had to share that with you and ruin his reputation (a)


thank god they weren't white :|


:run:

[Buddha]

So today I was in the shower, getting ready for work, and when I came out, John was standing there with this cheeky grin on his face...

Then he handed me a beautiful vase with a dozen red roses! :O :)
(f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f)
That was the first dozen of roses I've gotten since high school
He's amazing , for real :)

I had to share that with you and ruin his reputation (a)


thank god they weren't white :|


:run:


hmmm can someone say P_ _ _ y whipped(a)

[cookedup]

a song come to mind.... ahhhhhh owwahhhh pussy controle wow!
she got pussy controle?




ps i still need the code for my sig :(

[Buckledmac]

/me points and laughs at johnno the big soppy girl ;)

[tca]

oh leave him be you friggin meanies, he's allowed to be soppy :P

[Uganja]

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

[TJ60]

hmmm can someone say P_ _ _ y whipped(a)



i said the same thing yesterday while he was in the kitchen washing dishes and cooking her dinner in his pretty pink apron.

[DnD]

hmmm can someone say P_ _ _ y whipped(a)

that damn word filter eh :@

[Beli]

what a sweetheart of a guy! i think some of you guys are jealous you don't have a purty girl to buy flowers for. or maybe you didn't buy her flowers and she left ya. anyway, big points for John!

[TJ60]

he's marrying her isn't that enough:@ :P

[Buckledmac]

jocks got a point ;)

[Beli]

he's marrying her isn't that enough:@ :P
isn't marrying him enough?
we could go rounds on this. but the test will be to see if he is still buying her flowers 5 years from now. (f)

[Uganja]

Want some flowers Beli? You sexy thang you

[Beli]

Want some flowers Beli? You sexy thang you

well i am not a flowers type girl Uganja. have to come up with something a little more on the wild side for me. maybe a stop at the adult store would do.

[Uganja]

2 sets of Handcuffs, a blindfold and some earplugs?

;)

[Beli]

2 sets of Handcuffs, a blindfold and some earplugs?

;)
wow! it's like you just looked in my closet!:$

[for20gurl]

*sigh*

its probably over compensation for something he has already done wrong and you just dont know about yet :P

[Todd]

did he have "i hope i get a shag for this" eyes, when he gave them you??

lol sorry only joking, very romanic :)

[Aiyana]

jaijai...that is so sweet...YOU GO jacx!!!(f)


everytime u post something it sounds like a sweet love story...keep it going;)

[Uganja]

Fuck that, i'm sick of this lovey dovey shit all over the forum..... well done, you found true love, stop rubbing it in our fucking faces.





Muppets :(

[Aiyana]

don't listen to him he is just jelous hr don't have ya ;)

[vixen]

TOO DAMN CUTE!

*I was gonna be a smart-ass, which is so out of character for me, but I decided this wasn't the right time*

[Uganja]

Jealous of wasting countless hours & money with the same woman, who's only going to leave you in a few years?


Bitch please!

[vixen]

Jealous of wasting countless hours & money with the same woman, who's only going to leave you in a few years?


Bitch please!

Jay - I am gonna send you my address and you can send me the flowers. I won't leave you in a few years, promi$e!

[Uganja]

Depressing thing is, i'd get bored of you in a week or so.

Fuck relationships!


Down with romance!
Down with romance!
Down with romance!
Down with romance!

[Santo]

*sigh*

its probably over compensation for something he has already done wrong and you just dont know about yet :P

Jacx found the local goat meeting place, ohhh dear..... :run:



Serious edit: keep romancing her til she dies Jacx ;)

[vixen]

Depressing thing is, i'd get bored of you in a week or so.

Fuck relationships!


Down with romance!
Down with romance!
Down with romance!
Down with romance!


You couldn't get enough of me....I am more than you can handle!

[JaiJai]

did he have "i hope i get a shag for this" eyes, when he gave them you??


No it was more of a "thanks for the great blo* *** look in his eyes (a)

[Cushion]

JaiJai u little minx ;)

[miemio]

*up with romance up with romance* Ok, so you romantic people make us deadly ones see ourselves in all our lonesome glory (and cry), but at the same time it's too damn cute to get bitter about. ...conclusion: You go John! I bet Resa gave you plenty of *flowers* back :ice:

[Uganja]

*up with romance up with romance* Ok, so you romantic people make us deadly ones see ourselves in all our lonesome glory (and cry), but at the same time it's too damn cute to get bitter about. ...conclusion: You go John! I bet Resa gave you plenty of *flowers* back :ice:


I expected better from you! :@


Down with soppy-sad-under-the-thumb-blokes-who-dont-have-time-to-go-to-the-pub!!!

down with romance!
down with romance!
down with romance!

[miemio]

I expected better from you! :@


Down with soppy-sad-under-the-thumb-blokes-who-dont-have-time-to-go-to-the-pub!!!

down with romance!
down with romance!
down with romance!

but whats better at the pub than a girl you love giving you *flowers* in the shower? :|

[Uganja]

Lots of things, like meeting a new girl to "love" down the pub (mostly clubs though)


Down-with-romantic-unecessarily-high-pitched-baby-voices-when-referring-to-each-other!

down with romance!
down with romance!
down with romance!

[YetAnotherKitten]

Lol jay if they are "rubbing it in" wouldn't that suggest that you wanted the same thing?? Furthermore, wouldn't your "down with romance" comment suggest the opposite??

Perhaps your lovely ladies aren't sure which guy they are dating, so they don't care to KEEP you interested? ;)

p.s. Resa thats sweet but I prefer the uncommon romance hehe

[Uganja]

Lol jay if they are "rubbing it in" wouldn't that suggest that you wanted the same thing?? Furthermore, wouldn't your "down with romance" comment suggest the opposite??

Perhaps your lovely ladies aren't sure which guy they are dating, so they don't care to KEEP you interested? ;)

Bitch please, you must have a mental disease,
Assume the position and get back down on your knee's ;)


All you chicks want the same thing, a perfect boyfriend, and if you dont find him, but you find potential in a certain man, then you'll try and change them to fit your perfect personality.

Not interested thank you very much :D

[vixen]

Bitch please, you must have a mental disease,
Assume the position and get back down on your knee's ;)


All you chicks want the same thing, a perfect boyfriend, and if you dont find him, but you find potential in a certain man, then you'll try and change them to fit your perfect personality.

Not interested thank you very much :D

you can't deny the truth Jay!

[Jacx]

Bitch please, you must have a mental disease,
Assume the position and get back down on your knee's ;)


All you chicks want the same thing, a perfect boyfriend, and if you dont find him, but you find potential in a certain man, then you'll try and change them to fit your perfect personality.

Not interested thank you very much :D


Jay u hit the nail man. So many women are like that. You get together, date, and within the first month they are trying to change you ...NOt all of you of course...and thats one of resas best features, she don't do that, and i don't ever expect it! yay.


oh and the bj for the flowers was great and she just bought me the england game on pay per view woot ;)

[Todd]

oh and the bj for the flowers was great and she just bought me the england game on pay per view woot ;)

ohhh its all coming out now isn't it, the REAL reason lol

j.k

[miemio]

and love shows its true face: love = transaction of favours
[/cynicism]

lol

[DnD]

but whats better at the pub than a girl you love giving you *flowers* in the shower? :|

idunno what kinda pubs you been going to linda, but i have never seen a shower inside a pub, let alone one with a girl giving out flowers inside. :S

[Buckledmac]

you can't deny the truth Jay!

JAY CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

[YetAnotherKitten]

Bitch please, you must have a mental disease,
Assume the position and get back down on your knee's ;)


All you chicks want the same thing, a perfect boyfriend, and if you dont find him, but you find potential in a certain man, then you'll try and change them to fit your perfect personality.

Not interested thank you very much :D

Pardon??

Are you trying to tell me that your standards AREN'T ridiculously high?

Not only that but do you assume that all women are so arrogant that they need to MAKE a man perfect??

I won't deny that i see guys and say---its too bad he's not like this, or cares for his hygene, or if only he was a bit more gentle...not for me personally to take advantage of but simply-much like i do to my own self when i can- observing how to make a great person a little bit better.

BUT even if I were to suggest to the person something ( a different hairstyle or speaking differently to the girl they like) I would never change someone for my personal gain. On the contrary my gain is that I tried to help someone live that much of a happier life.

I think that you may have experienced something such as this yourself ;)

Don't judge me just becuase I know what I like. damn.

[Dymond]

Pardon??

Are you trying to tell me that your standards AREN'T ridiculously high?

Not only that but do you assume that all women are so arrogant that they need to MAKE a man perfect??

I won't deny that i see guys and say---its too bad he's not like this, or cares for his hygene, or if only he was a bit more gentle...not for me personally to take advantage of but simply-much like i do to my own self when i can- observing how to make a great person a little bit better.

BUT even if I were to suggest to the person something ( a different hairstyle or speaking differently to the girl they like) I would never change someone for my personal gain. On the contrary my gain is that I tried to help someone live that much of a happier life.

I think that you may have experienced something such as this yourself ;)

Don't judge me just becuase I know what I like. damn.


Sorry not defending Jay but even I gotta bullshit on this one..

[vixen]

Lol jay if they are "rubbing it in" wouldn't that suggest that you wanted the same thing?? Furthermore, wouldn't your "down with romance" comment suggest the opposite??

Perhaps your lovely ladies aren't sure which guy they are dating, so they don't care to KEEP you interested? ;)

p.s. Resa thats sweet but I prefer the uncommon romance hehe

We all know Jay is in it for the reaction, so there is no need to try to analyze what he is saying or not saying, chanting or not chanting.

As for the uncommon romance thing.....what is wrong with getting a dozen roses from your man/woman? What is wrong with them expressing what they feel in the form of roses. Who are you to come in here and say that is sweet....but I'd do it another way?

Johnno, I want my roses next, I love flowers! You rock and resa is a lucky girl

nuff said!

[miemio]

idunno what kinda pubs you been going to linda, but i have never seen a shower inside a pub, let alone one with a girl giving out flowers inside. :S

My bad english is certainly not to blame, I swear we have showers in our pubs!

[for20gurl]

My bad english is certainly not to blame, I swear we have showers in our pubs!


there is a strip club (hole) in my neighborhood that advertises "the wet and wild shower show" but i have never witnessed it first hand :|

[Aeon]

LOL i've seen the shower show!!! LMFAO!

i'm dead serious.

[Uganja]

Pardon??

Are you trying to tell me that your standards AREN'T ridiculously high?

Not only that but do you assume that all women are so arrogant that they need to MAKE a man perfect??

I won't deny that i see guys and say---its too bad he's not like this, or cares for his hygene, or if only he was a bit more gentle...not for me personally to take advantage of but simply-much like i do to my own self when i can- observing how to make a great person a little bit better.

BUT even if I were to suggest to the person something ( a different hairstyle or speaking differently to the girl they like) I would never change someone for my personal gain. On the contrary my gain is that I tried to help someone live that much of a happier life.

I think that you may have experienced something such as this yourself ;)

Don't judge me just becuase I know what I like. damn.

My standards are high. I'm not going to deny that.

But all this soppy bollocks does my head in. Answer me this question then Yakidy YAK YAK :) :

How can I be happy in a relationship, when i'm already unbelievably happy on my own?

And I also notice how you didn't deny what I said about you chicks previously, just kinda side tracked the arguement - I'm right nah nah ner ner ner

[DnD]

My bad english is certainly not to blame, I swear we have showers in our pubs!

soo linda, wanna go to the pub? ;)

[miemio]

soo linda, wanna go to the pub? ;)
sure, but you gotta get out of dellies shower first! :D

[YetAnotherKitten]

My standards are high. I'm not going to deny that.

But all this soppy bollocks does my head in. Answer me this question then Yakidy YAK YAK :) :

How can I be happy in a relationship, when i'm already unbelievably happy on my own?

And I also notice how you didn't deny what I said about you chicks previously, just kinda side tracked the arguement - I'm right nah nah ner ner ner

Pardon me for saying but I think you are crazy to think that you can't be more HAPPY than you are now!! Especially when I know you want that love.

I personally don't think that anyone should sell themselves short.

So it's good that you do what you do and don't give your heart away so quickly... but the right girl will come along and you can't be Mr. Bachelor if you want things to work.. and if she is great (which she will be) you will WANT to adjust your life as she adjusts hers to keep each other in that safe comfy trust bubble we call a fair shake of a relationship.

As for now, bitter and jealous is not your color ;).

As for me--it's obvious to me that my standards are just fine. ;) I'm overjoyed with life here.

[vixen]

Pardon me for saying but I think you are crazy to think that you can't be more HAPPY than you are now!! Especially when I know you want that love.

I personally don't think that anyone should sell themselves short.

So it's good that you do what you do and don't give your heart away so quickly... but the right girl will come along and you can't be Mr. Bachelor if you want things to work.. and if she is great (which she will be) you will WANT to adjust your life as she adjusts hers to keep each other in that safe comfy trust bubble we call a fair shake of a relationship.

As for now, bitter and jealous is not your color ;).

As for me--it's obvious to me that my standards are just fine. ;) I'm overjoyed with life here.

*cough* bullshit *cough*

[Uganja]

YAK might well know me too well :(

[RobCheadle]

Pardon me for saying but I think you are crazy to think that you can't be more HAPPY than you are now!! Especially when I know you want that love.

I personally don't think that anyone should sell themselves short.

So it's good that you do what you do and don't give your heart away so quickly... but the right girl will come along and you can't be Mr. Bachelor if you want things to work.. and if she is great (which she will be) you will WANT to adjust your life as she adjusts hers to keep each other in that safe comfy trust bubble we call a fair shake of a relationship.

As for now, bitter and jealous is not your color ;).

As for me--it's obvious to me that my standards are just fine. ;) I'm overjoyed with life here.

Maybe you should raise your standards a bit? EDIT: I'm joking by the way

[DeLeRiuM]

sure, but you gotta get out of dellies shower first! :D

Well technically he will be moving into your shower soon my dear since your taking me in. :$