Chas
19th October 2006, 07:09 AM
Why can't Ken get Barbie pregnant?
Because he comes in a different box.
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
How do you get a fat girl into bed?
A piece of cake.
What do you call the Indian karaoke champion?
Gerupta Singh.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"
The girl said: "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Because he comes in a different box.
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
How do you get a fat girl into bed?
A piece of cake.
What do you call the Indian karaoke champion?
Gerupta Singh.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"
The girl said: "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, golfing and drank lots of beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END