DnD
22nd October 2006, 09:28 PM
The Italian tomato garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't
be able to plant my tomato garden this year I'm just getting too old
to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.
The next day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
I hope it helped.
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't
be able to plant my tomato garden this year I'm just getting too old
to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.
The next day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
I hope it helped.