Chas
25th October 2006, 06:54 AM
A man visited the doctor complaining of chest pains the doctor said"You are in luck we are currently testing these new pills to help people just like you with heart problems & chest pains"
"Great " said the man" I will try anything i've been having these pains for years"
"Right " said the doctor "There are 3 pills one red,one blue,one yellow, you take the red one on monday then you skip a day.then you take the blue one on wednesday,then you skip a day,then on friday you take the yellow one come back and see me next monday morning and tell me how you get on"
The following monday the man misses his appointment so the doctor phones him to find out how he is, his wife answered the phone and says" Oh doctor i'm afraid he dropped dead on saturday "
The doctor worriedly asked if it was anything to do with the pills he had given him
The wife said "No I think it was all that fucking skipping that finished him off"
"Great " said the man" I will try anything i've been having these pains for years"
"Right " said the doctor "There are 3 pills one red,one blue,one yellow, you take the red one on monday then you skip a day.then you take the blue one on wednesday,then you skip a day,then on friday you take the yellow one come back and see me next monday morning and tell me how you get on"
The following monday the man misses his appointment so the doctor phones him to find out how he is, his wife answered the phone and says" Oh doctor i'm afraid he dropped dead on saturday "
The doctor worriedly asked if it was anything to do with the pills he had given him
The wife said "No I think it was all that fucking skipping that finished him off"