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TJ60
19th November 2006, 10:18 AM
Ok buddy, u have used my last fucking nerve calling this place to nice, U fucking goat shagging muppet. Yea thats right i said muppet u bitch, what are u going to do about it? Sue me for copyright infringement on ur retarded ass insult...i watched the muppets as a kid, u only wish u could be as cool as kermit the frog. Atleast he fucked a pig instead of a goat, all i can say buddy is you better be glad i'm a nice fella and didn't make a play on your woman. So while your reading this just sit back and thank your lucky stars you joined this forum before me. Otherwise you'd be sitting in your apartment wondering what SexyBeast and mrs Jai Jai SexyBeast were doing:P

KACK
19th November 2006, 10:26 AM
:wtf2: and :hellno:

XXX
19th November 2006, 11:17 AM
:RideH: Hey you want to fuck with someone try fucking with us Jock.

:boff: You are not only a Muppet but your a Punk Ass Bitch Muppet for saying shit like you did to Jacx.

:Friends: Who care's if he likes to fuck goats? That's his bussiness.

:bat: At least Jacx can admit it.

:freak: We use to think you were allright but if you the kinda person that has to start a fight with some by saying shit about their Girlfriend then all we can say to you is FUCK OFF you little twit.

:bat: We dont want to be your friends no more.

:boo: Sory for butting in Jacx but we couldn't help it and we apologize to you Jai Jai for using bad words in a post like this where you could read them.

:fanclub : We love you guys.

:pothead: Hey Boss, Someones comming! What should we do?

RUN!!! :run:

Jacx
19th November 2006, 11:29 AM
Aww whats the matter jock, I take it you don't want me to rock your lil nice world with all the nice people here in the forum...

Fuck that just because you got acorns for balls and was....lets admit it...A BIT SLOW OFF THE MARK, a bit like your life i might add, Don't take your soppy frustrations out on me.

Your slow..your bent and you and your kissy wissy, oh so kind (back stabbing ) Gang can suck my left ball.

Oh the drama...

Oh and resa's not sure what you are calling her... a pig or a goat, but she did add the words " fuck that elvis sounding muppet" who does he think he is!

So who are ya jock...u mr kermit himself....sounds about right you slobbery lil cunt!

TJ60
19th November 2006, 01:27 PM
From what Jai Jai was saying you wouldn't know a thing about rocking worlds there buddy, All i had to do was say her name and she was rocked with my flowing southern dialect. Why do u think she jumped all over u when we finished chatting? You didn't think that newly acquired yankee accent was winning her over did u? Next time ur thinking your tearing it up just noticed her eyes are closed and thinking about how my acorn size nuts are twice the size of urs. I apoligize jacx...u and kermit do have something in common u both fucked a Mrs. Piggy. Hope that clears it up for her...i know blondes are a little slow sometimes. Not to say it was a lack of inteligence on her part to fall for some european fuck with a lust for goats.


XXX or should i say xxx little men...stfu before i stab all ur little punk ass crack head friends;)

Kloaked Spirit
19th November 2006, 01:33 PM
Aww whats the matter jock, I take it you don't want me to rock your lil nice world with all the nice people here in the forum...

Fuck that just because you got acorns for balls and was....lets admit it...A BIT SLOW OFF THE MARK, a bit like your life i might add, Don't take your soppy frustrations out on me.

Your slow..your bent and you and your kissy wissy, oh so kind (back stabbing ) Gang can suck my left ball.

Oh the drama...

Oh and resa's not sure what you are calling her... a pig or a goat, but she did add the words " fuck that elvis sounding muppet" who does he think he is!

So who are ya jock...u mr kermit himself....sounds about right you slobbery lil cunt!

Fuck you like to talk a lot and make no sense. Medications must fuck up your ability to exist with the rest of humanity really bad don't they? Thank god for the internets and goats or you'd be doooooooooooomed!

Jacx
19th November 2006, 01:43 PM
From what Jai Jai was saying you wouldn't know a thing about rocking worlds there buddy, All i had to do was say her name and she was rocked with my flowing southern dialect. Why do u think she jumped all over u when we finished chatting? You didn't think that newly acquired yankee accent was winning her over did u? Next time ur thinking your tearing it up just noticed her eyes are closed and thinking about how my acorn size nuts are twice the size of urs. I apoligize jacx...u and kermit do have something in common u both fucked a Mrs. Piggy. Hope that clears it up for her...i know blondes are a little slow sometimes. Not to say it was a lack of inteligence on her part to fall for some european fuck with a lust for goats.


XXX or should i say xxx little men...stfu before i stab all ur little punk ass crack head friends;)


jock said:

From what Jai Jai was saying you wouldn't know a thing about rocking worlds there buddy, All i had to do was say her name and she was rocked with my flowing southern dialect.

No jock...that was rocking with laughter...i mean comeon...you sound like elvis on crack.. and when i say laugh..we nearly shat it was so funny you Sounthern backyard bumblefuck retard! Get the corn out of your gob and talk dickshit!

Why do u think she jumped all over u when we finished chatting?

It was convolsions from the laughter at ur voice...trust me, you dont wanna know how she was first time she saw your face, she almost needed counseling!

Look i can go over all that you said but between the lack of education and sheer stupidity of your comments i know its a waste of time.

Jock, your slow and its ok, we all act like we dont notice so suddeny having a fit means nothing...its fine, retard of not we still will tollerate you, hell I even gave u the music mod statues, yes fine we got a special needs quota to fill but its not like you cared at the time.

Anyway, get back to the clinic, get your meds and loose the attitude, its retarded and point blank you dont want to look anymore retarded than you currently are.

Laters slow boy!

Jacx
19th November 2006, 01:47 PM
Fuck you like to talk a lot and make no sense. Medications must fuck up your ability to exist with the rest of humanity really bad don't they? Thank god for the internets and goats or you'd be doooooooooooomed!


ahh some real love...let me guess, another night alone in the house with a cold pizza and a few beers wishing that life could be more than it is..cold misrable and lonely.

Tough, with a face and attitude like that your fucked! Go out, find a friend and explore the world...and loose the shitty attitude while ur at it, you might actually learn to sound less geek and more man!

TJ60
19th November 2006, 02:09 PM
KS home alone with cold pizza....Jacx Do u realize what u just said? Hmm how long have u been here in the states? How many paychecks have u collected? Oh yea thats right the government is HOLDING YOU DOWN!! We will all sit here and accept that just as everyone accepts i'm the forum special needs member...but tell me hows that ankle of urs? Maybe next time when doris runs away u will pull your pants up before chasing her, falling and breaking that tender ankle. Talking about my face eh fella...how about using some clippers next time u get your hair cut ....box cutters are so emo to use to cut hair. Hell speaking of emo's I've never seen u wear anything but black, something you would like to admit to the forum? Or are u to busy cutting urself and painting ur nails black? Now Go to the corner and attract some business, so you can pay some bills.

tca
19th November 2006, 02:26 PM
everyone knows the little pansy fagget jacx is into anal fisting, it ain't his fault he likes guys

sorry resa but jacx is undoubtedly screwing some pay per fuck male escort, they dont' have those in britland, why you think he went to america? to be with you? naive innit

jacx is out getting anally fisted and tongued whenever he says he is "at work"

hell, its probably a horse thats doin ths fistin and anal fuckage, so think twice before you speak up jacx you sick cunt, some of us know your personal life ;)

baldfuck
20th November 2006, 05:03 AM
this thread really sucks.

TJ60
20th November 2006, 08:20 AM
well were all glad u weighed in ur opinion u baldfuck:P

Jacx
20th November 2006, 08:39 AM
fuck u baldfuck you poodle loving cunt

Asshole
20th November 2006, 09:22 AM
Hes right, its shit you got two american idiots, mix in a half yank and throw in a little upside down man and weve got something thats even worse than reality tv..

Odtthought insults.. step back and breathe boys.. take a minute to concentrate, and make sure your insults flow.. like afterbirth from your mothers cunt 9 months after I SCREW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HER!

vixen
20th November 2006, 10:55 AM
I like ham

tca
20th November 2006, 02:15 PM
this thread really sucks.

doesn't suck as good or nearly as much as your sister though

tell that bitch to get clean before i come back though, almost caught crabs last time

Eyez Neverclear
20th November 2006, 02:53 PM
I think this bullshit lovey dovey thread needs to be moved to the gay love section. Its obvious there's way too much sexual tension going on in this thread and I don't wanna accidentally stumble in here when the tension bursts into a giant man love orgy. This/that kind of thing is for behind closed doors only

Now where's a good mod to move it?

Jacx
20th November 2006, 03:11 PM
I think this bullshit lovey dovey thread needs to be moved to the gay love section. Its obvious there's way too much sexual tension going on in this thread and I don't wanna accidentally stumble in here when the tension bursts into a giant man love orgy. This/that kind of thing is for behind closed doors only

Now where's a good mod to move it?


Its the Fucking retards like u that get all gay on us.

Eyez, if you don't like the temp...take the pinny off and go back to licking buddas balls...btw i thought those pics of u and boo in dresses would improve your chances of getting a fuck in the forum, but fuck me i didn't realise it would look that natural...heres somewhere for you to enrol : http://www.crossdressingpicturegallery.com/index.php

Then maybe u can keep your time occupied and feel good abouse yourself instead of putting your nose where its not fucking wanted!

Eyez Neverclear
20th November 2006, 03:21 PM
Hey now! I wear that dress strictly to keep a grip on my gay tendencies. See I used to be a gay whore but god took me by the hand and told me I was wrong. He lead me back to a path of righteousness and now instead of performing truely gay acts I just dress the part. No more gay sex. I asked Jesus for forgiveness and now everything is great in my world.

However, I am truely disturbed about the new information that was leaked stating that you only enjoy the company of male goats. Calling them female names was just a ploy to make it seem more acceptable. Ha it worked for awhile but the truth is out. I asked my priest if I could somehow help you too as he helped me, but he told me you were a lost cause. That you already had a one way ticket to burn in hell.

I pray he's wrong because I know JaiJai will one day want to spend eternity with you

baldfuck
21st November 2006, 01:37 AM
doesn't suck as good or nearly as much as your sister though

tell that bitch to get clean before i come back though, almost caught crabs last time

Sister? What sister? That was my brother. Would have thouht the beard gave that away dude. You loved it too, didn't ya.

TJ60
21st November 2006, 02:11 AM
I'd rather be an american idiot rather than a disillusioned half wit from a tiny island thats called the UK. Speaking of half yanks....hows your mother? i remember about 17 years ago paying a whole pound for 2hours of me pounding a hairy twat that later was ruined by some 10lb little shit she had to squeeze out. Besides we know there is 2 types of people in this world DICKS and ASSHOLES..one does the fucking and the other kids fucked, guess we know u like it asshole.

Aeon
21st November 2006, 03:53 AM
I'd rather be an american idiot rather than a disillusioned half wit from a tiny island thats called the UK. Speaking of half yanks....hows your mother? i remember about 17 years ago paying a whole pound for 2hours of me pounding a hairy twat that later was ruined by some 10lb little shit she had to squeeze out. Besides we know there is 2 types of people in this world DICKS and ASSHOLES..one does the fucking and the other kids fucked, guess we know u like it asshole.


:O .......................

Uganja
21st November 2006, 03:59 AM
What an awesome array of cunts that have collected in this thread. (My post excluded of course)

Asshole
21st November 2006, 06:32 AM
I'd rather be an american idiot rather than a disillusioned half wit from a tiny island thats called the UK. Speaking of half yanks....hows your mother? i remember about 17 years ago paying a whole pound for 2hours of me pounding a hairy twat that later was ruined by some 10lb little shit she had to squeeze out. Besides we know there is 2 types of people in this world DICKS and ASSHOLES..one does the fucking and the other kids fucked, guess we know u like it asshole.


The best comeback you can muster is using the "I fucked your mum and she gave birth to you" insult i had already attacked you with?

Puh-lease, i bet your from Texas right? That in itself would be insult enough

the squid of despair
21st November 2006, 06:55 AM
Atleast he fucked a pig instead of a goat:P

Jacx fucks a pig every night, hell he even moved here for her.

Cowboy From Hell
21st November 2006, 07:00 AM
:argh:

JaiJai
21st November 2006, 08:05 AM
:O .......................

Hmmm... a thread with Dicks, Assholes, Penises and Testosterone and here's Aeon with her mouth wide open..

Why am I not surprised ?! *snap*

tca
21st November 2006, 11:24 AM
Sister? What sister? That was my brother. Would have thouht the beard gave that away dude. You loved it too, didn't ya.

s/he said that dick was a strap on :hidey:

oh well, bald fuck eh, why do they call you that? do old men like to shave your head, lube it up then use you as a dildo, you know, fuck shoving a hand up there ass, they just use your whole head

nah, that wouldn't be enough for you would it, you like to sit under them when they are done and let them shit all over your face

Aeon
22nd November 2006, 02:45 AM
Hmmm... a thread with Dicks, Assholes, Penises and Testosterone and here's Aeon with her mouth wide open..

Why am I not surprised ?! *snap*

came in to tag off did you???

JaiJai
22nd November 2006, 02:48 AM
came in to tag off did you???


No sweetie, I came in with my mouth Closed and my chin dry ;)

Aeon
22nd November 2006, 02:51 AM
for a change..?

Kloaked Spirit
22nd November 2006, 02:52 AM
Nah, she just moved down a little and it got in her hair.

JaiJai
22nd November 2006, 02:54 AM
John's been talking again hasn't he :@

Aeon
22nd November 2006, 02:56 AM
no.... but,.. everyone else has...:O

JaiJai
22nd November 2006, 03:00 AM
Yea they have (Y) I hear you need some advice on your "skillz"

.. feel free to msg me anytime ;) (f)

Aeon
22nd November 2006, 03:07 AM
you would be the woman to call.


your number 1900jjshawt

Ridgeback
22nd November 2006, 07:45 AM
jacx can't fucking moan at anyone after I found this video of what he does during the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWVlSkcG-zU

Xltronic
22nd November 2006, 11:58 AM
fuck you wankstain, fucking old farts clogging up the forums

TJ60
22nd November 2006, 01:26 PM
jacx can't fucking moan at anyone after I found this video of what he does during the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWVlSkcG-zU



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