Quotes

[Scotto]

Post any great quotes here.

I just found this one which I think is extremelly relevant.


"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
- Bertrand Russell :smartass:

[The Ratt Pakk]

Try:

www.coolquotes.com

[Zulu Warrior]

women should be obscene and not heard.-groucho marx

[for20gurl]

"if i painted a picture of how you make me feel, would you stop?"

monon

[for20gurl]

i could do a million of these..so many good quotes out there. stop me before i double post...uh to late.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson

[DnD]

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. "
Kurt Vonnegut

[TJ60]

intelligent people talk because they have something to say, idoits talk because they have to say something.

homer

[PiNkPaNtHeR22432323]

tis far better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on- unknown author

[SweetHoney]

Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate,but that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us. It is not just in some; it is in everyone. And, as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

Nelson Mandela 1994 Inaugural Speech
written by Marianne Williamson

[Mark]

Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?
Friedrich Nietzsche German philosopher

[bzzt]

I set it down as a fact that if all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world.

Blaise Pascal

[Q80Thug]

Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again.

~ mid-east proverb

[tca]

It is better to be thought an idiot, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt - simpsons, not sure where it came from originally

[DnD]

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. "

"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center."

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

-kurt vonnegut

[for20gurl]

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

[U_Got_Hit]

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out.


Timothy Leary

[spokanechick]

"A second chance - that's the delusion. There never was to be but one. We work in the dark - we do what we can - we give what we have. Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task. The rest is the madness of art."
Henry James, The Middle Years

"Don Pedro: You have put him down lady, you have put him down.
Lady Beatrice: So I would not he should do me, my lord, lest I should prove the mother of fools."
Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

[Sir Brian]

I you look to the future and keep one eye on the past, you are blind in one eye. If you keep both eyes on the future and no eyes on the past, you are blind in both eyes.

[BRR]

I you look to the future and keep one eye on the past, you are blind in one eye. If you keep both eyes on the future and no eyes on the past, you are blind in both eyes.


what the fuck?

[T.c.a.]

"I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink, And when i need to pee, I use the kitchen sink, I sing the song that reminds me im a urinating guy"

Homer Simpson

:P

[Sir Mankalot]

"I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink, And when i need to pee, I use the kitchen sink, I sing the song that reminds me im a urinating guy"

Homer Simpson

:P

The man quoting simpsons will die a horrible death. - unknown author


:O

[T.c.a.]

The man quoting simpsons will die a horrible death. - unknown author


:O

The simpsons is legendary, its like the modern bible. :P

[HellRaiser]

its like the modern bible. :P

I take offence to that, take it back. :O

[T.c.a.]

I take offence to that, take it back. :O

lemme pull out one of my favourite quotes

"Fuck You" - Tca :thumbs:

[Flipchic]

The day brings the night – then back to the day. The sun sets as the moon rises. For no matter how dark it gets the sun will rise in the east. Gamble not with the beast for you will never win because the coin that you bet heads on, has been tails all along.

--Wyclef Jean (http://wyclefjean.wordpress.com/clef-notes/)

[HellRaiser]

lemme pull out one of my favourite quotes

"HellRaiser, You're always right, I suck being an asshole"- Tca :thumbs:

I completely agree. :P

Cool quote Flip or Wyclef, I Like It.
Just became my new motto.

[T.c.a.]

I completely agree. I AM a raging, unoriginal homo. :P

Cool quote Flip or Wyclef, I Like It.
Just became my new motto.

Oh i know. :bleh:

[Mic Cheque]

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

[Flipchic]

I completely agree. :P

Cool quote Flip or Wyclef, I Like It.
Just became my new motto.

Yeah me too. Plus i really think the guy's amazing. I like what he's doin for Haiti.

PS: if you guys Tweet, support the hashtag #warriors thanks ;)

[HellRaiser]

Oh i know I'm not original but I love dildo's up my ass. :bleh:

Well I hope your using some sort of lubricant, your rectal will thank you. :bighug:

[T.c.a.]

Well I hope your using some sort of lubricant, because i didnt and i tore my anus :(:bighug:

Im sorry to read that :P :bighug:

[Sir Mankalot]

I chopped off my balls. Indeed, it was like a boss. Oh, and I sucked on them all night long. Trevor is so awesome and I'm such a douchebag, I should just go kill myself because I love Trevor so much. Mmmm his balls in my mouth, they're so tasty. :bighug:


We were trying to get this in AIW, correct? Just looking at some posts....not 100% sure.:thumbs:

[T.c.a.]

Im just not funny.:thumbs:

:haha: :P

[Sir Mankalot]

:eh:

[T.c.a.]

:eh:

Whoosh!
And since when do you live in australia? :eh:

[Sir Mankalot]

Whoosh!
And since when do you live in australia? :eh:

Since I became your father.:bighug:

[T.c.a.]

Since I became your father.:bighug:

:haha:

You wouldnt last 2 minutes.

[Sir Mankalot]

:haha:

You wouldnt last 2 minutes.

I only need 30 seconds :jaijai:

[T.c.a.]

I only need 30 seconds :jaijai:

Half a minute man, your mum must be proud. :jaijai:

[Sir Mankalot]

Half a minute man, your mum must be proud. :jaijai:

I stick to foreplay. :bleh:

[T.c.a.]

I stick to foreplay. :bleh:

Stick to it or sticky it up? ;)

[Sir Mankalot]

Stick to it or sticky it up? ;)

I like to nibble a little too.

[Bambi]

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

[Mic Cheque]

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

[HellRaiser]

Im sorry I didn't read this sooner, I got :bubbles: soars right up to my scrotum

Well that will teach you, lube or pay the price buddy. :thumbs::P