swiss miss
12th December 2006, 07:25 AM
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives...... However, they had become over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, while walking home, they needed a comfort break so they climbed the wall of a cemetery they were passing.
One of them had no tissues to use so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that.
After the girls had done their business they proceeded homewards. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girls' nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst....... my wife came home with no panties! I'll kill the son of a bitch if I lay my hands on him!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her a*** that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
One of them had no tissues to use so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that.
After the girls had done their business they proceeded homewards. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girls' nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst....... my wife came home with no panties! I'll kill the son of a bitch if I lay my hands on him!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her a*** that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."