Favorite Movie Quote

[Cowboy From Hell]

For me it's:

"I`ll make him an offer he can`t refuse"

from the godfather

or

"Look at him, his my brother god damit"

from backdraft


whats yours?

[Grendel]

Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me - cold fish.

[Aeon]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

[MIKETALLICA]

"true is hard to find, sometimes you think you have found true love, but then you take the early flight home from san diego and find two naked old people in blind folds about to double team your girlfriend..."

-MItch
From "Old School"

[~ Trojan Man ~]

"trying getting jerked off under the table infront of the whole family and then have some real problems, jack ass."

"Well I Go Ice My Balls And Spit Up Blood. "team player" "

"You Leave Me In The Trentches Taking Gernades John"

Vince Vaughn Wedding Crashers.

"Lock It Up"

[Infernal Abomination]

"Tyler Durden: Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned-"

FIGHT CLUB

[Jimmy James]

I never said that

[Santo]

you were drunk

[Infernal Abomination]

I never said that

wouldn't you feel smarter if you had?

[scissorknot]

"Every living creature on earth dies alone"

Roberta Sparrow
Donnie Darko

[drunk wasitchu]

hey rock..take her to the zoo.i hear retards like the zoo.

[Beli]

one of many fav of mine:
Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...

[Eyez Neverclear]

The Devil's Advocate
John Milton : There's this beautiful girl just fucked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

Natural Born Killers
Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay: Boo boo kitty fuck?
Justice: That's... a start.

Office Space
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

Clerks
Randal Graves: Thats nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died
Dante Hicks: How'd he die?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck
Dante Hicks: Thats embarassing?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick

The Program
Alvin Mack: Hey 23, don't think I don't recognize you, you poo-butt motherfucker! Hey pay attention when I'm talking to you nigger!
Mississippi Tailback: What?
Alvin Mack: You're the guy who shot my mother aren't you?
Mississippi Tailback: Shut up man, you know I never knew your mother.
Alvin Mack: You were trying to steal her car, you cocksucker. You didn't think I was going to find you nigger, but I got you now nigger. I'm gonna bust your gut open and watch you die!

Man On Fire
Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

[Bloodlust]

Fightclub...

Marla: I haven't been fucked like that since grade school