Oddthought dating returns...

[kitty]

To ring in the new year in the right way, Kitty and Buckled Enterprises has decided to offer a free promotion. The first hundred applicants will be entitled to a free match. If you choose to take us up on this offer, any further matchmaking will be done after payment is made in the forum of a pic of you begging us to save you from another night of loneliness wanking off in your room alone...

If you think that wanking is just the lifestyle for you and dont want to waste ur time in a relationship, then Kitty and Buckled Enterprises also has a mass wanking group that you can join. This is a lifelong membership with a one time fee of $19.99. The only requirement is a "monthly donation" to prove that you are indeed a wanker at heart.All donations are catalogued and tallied. At the end of the year, the top ten donators will receive a box of KY and a handy clean up kit.


If you dont believe us on how good this offer is, then just read on...
Testimonials....

Taste of Britain

I used to think that wanking was something that was to be kept a secret, and would be embarrassed when it was brought up...thinking that I was the only one that wasnt getting laid.Now after joining the Wanking group, I know that I am not alone. You wouldnt believe how nice this clean-up kit is...It makes me look forward to wanking..I used to just use a rag, tissue, or a towel, now I will never go back...

Thanks, Richy

Killaho

people thought i was a misunderstood wanker until i sought solice at the wanking group.finally ive found people that understand my needs.im, at last, accepted for who i am. That was well spent money! Thumbs up!

Thanks Sean

Well we could go on with these forever..if you would like to see more just ask...


Now...all you have to do to get your match is to answer these questions.

What is your name?

Who is the hottest person on the forum?

describe your perfect sexual experience?

do you give it/take it up the ass?

What is a donkey punch?

What is your favorite sexual position?

Romantic or Rough sex?

What is your idea of a perfect date?

Would you let someone watch you have sex?

What do you think about mutual masterbation?

Is Killaho Hawt?

If you could pick on roleplay scenario to act out what would it be?

describe yourself in 3 words..

are you a fan of tea-bagging?

Is turkey slapping up your street?

Do you think dy would make a good deputy?

What do you think of when you masterbate?

If you could do one thing before you die what would it be?

More questions to come...

[the squid of despair]

Me, me, me

[Taste of Britain]

Taste of Britain

I used to think that wanking was something that was to be kept a secret, and would be embarrassed when it was brought up...thinking that I was the only one that wasnt getting laid.Now after joining the Wanking group, I know that I am not alone. You wouldnt believe how nice this clean-up kit is...It makes me look forward to wanking..I used to just use a rag, tissue, or a towel, now I will never go back...

its true :hidey:

[hoos]

Me, me, me

you are supposed to answer the questions at the bottom of her post...:hidey:

[the squid of despair]

What is your name? Killaho

Who is the hottest person on the forum? Mia Wallace (For now)

describe your perfect sexual experience? Any

do you give it/take it up the ass? Give if willing

What is a donkey punch? Come here, I'll show you.

What is your favorite sexual position? I like girls on top

Romantic or Rough sex? Dependant

What is your idea of a perfect date? Date?

Would you let someone watch you have sex? Flashman

What do you think about mutual masterbation? All for it

Is Killaho Hawt? Trick question...

If you could pick on roleplay scenario to act out what would it be? No comment

describe yourself in 3 words.. Out of control

are you a fan of tea-bagging? Only on days tha end in "y"

Is turkey slapping up your street? Whatever...

Do you think dy would make a good deputy? If by good you mean a 40 year old man trying to police the internet to feel better about his empty life, yes.

What do you think of when you masterbate? What do I not think of?

If you could do one thing before you die what would it be? Solve a rubics cube (Because it would take me forever, so I would never die)

More questions to come...[/QUOTE]

[tca]

What is your name? Tca

Who is the hottest person on the forum? Simon

describe your perfect sexual experience? Simon, nuff said

do you give it/take it up the ass? I'd give it to simon

What is a donkey punch? Simon ;)

What is your favorite sexual position? Simon on his back

Romantic or Rough sex? Whatever simon wants

What is your idea of a perfect date? Simon

Would you let someone watch you have sex? Kitty

What do you think about mutual masterbation? If its with simon......

Is Killaho Hawt? Not as much as simon

If you could pick on roleplay scenario to act out what would it be? Simon as a nurse......

describe yourself in 3 words.. Hot for simon

are you a fan of tea-bagging? If its simon

Is turkey slapping up your street? If its simon

Do you think dy would make a good deputy? Only i can deputy simon

What do you think of when you masterbate? Simon

If you could do one thing before you die what would it be? Simon

[kitty]

What is your name? Tca

Who is the hottest person on the forum? Simon

describe your perfect sexual experience? Simon, nuff said

do you give it/take it up the ass? I'd give it to simon

What is a donkey punch? Simon ;)

What is your favorite sexual position? Simon on his back

Romantic or Rough sex? Whatever simon wants

What is your idea of a perfect date? Simon

Would you let someone watch you have sex? Kitty

What do you think about mutual masterbation? If its with simon......

Is Killaho Hawt? Not as much as simon

If you could pick on roleplay scenario to act out what would it be? Simon as a nurse......

describe yourself in 3 words.. Hot for simon

are you a fan of tea-bagging? If its simon

Is turkey slapping up your street? If its simon

Do you think dy would make a good deputy? Only i can deputy simon

What do you think of when you masterbate? Simon

If you could do one thing before you die what would it be? Simon

k i will watch...if you insist...just make sure it isnt a short showing lmao ( I know how you guys are:P)

[tca]

trust me hun, it ain;t gona be no hsort showing

[tca]

lol smokie

[vixen]

What is your name? vixen

Who is the hottest person on the forum? KS

describe your perfect sexual experience? honey, ice cubes, hot tub...nuff said

do you give it/take it up the ass? my anal orifice is an exit only

What is a donkey punch? niet

What is your favorite sexual position? any one that involves me

Romantic or Rough sex? I am a good girl!

What is your idea of a perfect date? there is a beginning, a middle and an end

Would you let someone watch you have sex? why would they want to?

What do you think about mutual masterbation? if it works why not?

Is Killaho Hawt? killa-who?

If you could pick on roleplay scenario to act out what would it be? teacher, student there is a desk....

describe yourself in 3 words..not so hawt

are you a fan of tea-bagging? I don't even drink tea

Is turkey slapping up your street? turkey makes me tired

Do you think dy would make a good deputy? I'd cuff him!

What do you think of when you masterbate? do good girls do that?

If you could do one thing before you die what would it be? meet somebody from oddthought

[Taste of Britain]

little hint for si


:run:

[Deadwrong]

What is your name?Deadwrong

Who is the hottest person on the forum?JaiJai

describe your perfect sexual experience?her and her 2 friends

do you give it/take it up the ass?hell no, ass pounding is wierd (no offence to those that do enjoy it, its just not for me...)

What is a donkey punch?being kicked in the face by a donkey?

What is your favorite sexual position?between the 2 girls

Romantic or Rough sex?rough

What is your idea of a perfect date? sex afterwards

Would you let someone watch you have sex?depends who...

What do you think about mutual masterbation?with a girl, sure

Is Killaho Hawt?well.....

If you could pick on roleplay scenario to act out what would it be? cops and robbers

describe yourself in 3 words..very sexy beast

are you a fan of tea-bagging?its not my favorite, but its not bad..

Is turkey slapping up your street?nope

Do you think dy would make a good deputy?sure y not

What do you think of when you masterbate?depends what im in the mood for

If you could do one thing before you die what would it be? probably save my ass from dying.....

[YetAnotherKitten]

What is your name? vixen

are you a fan of tea-bagging? I don't even drink tea

Is turkey slapping up your street? turkey makes me tired



ROFLMAO!!! Thats priceless... good answers..


If you could do one thing before you die what would it be? meet somebody from oddthought

You do realize there are atleast two people from oddthought living within a 20 mile radius, right??

[Beli]

you know i never got anything from the last dating thread :( what do i get for filling out the questions? does kitty come to my house? or buckle? or both as a package deal?
please clarify the prize