Phuquit
25th January 2007, 11:07 AM
One of the questions I get asked most often is "what do you actually do around here?".
Well aside from being an inspiration to millions, and the welcoming committee for newcomers, the answer to that question is "pretty much sod all". I kind of like to think that when viewed as a whole, my post history can be interpreted as a guide to self-improvement for mentally unstable narcissists. Either that, or a very long winded public suicide note...
Lately, I've been having this gnawing sensation at the back of my mind. It turned out to be a burrowing brain parasite. But while I was getting the last of the eggs scraped away (touch wood), I decided it was high time I did something more for the forum...
As some of you might know, for the last 6 months, I have been chained to a radiator in Rit's basement. During this time, I have had virtually unlimited access to something called "the internet". For those of you who don't know what it is, the internet is a huge scrapbook for retards and perverts seeking like-minded retards and perverts.
At this point, I must take pause, for I realise that some of you will never have read this many words at a single sitting. DON'T PANIC! There isn't going to be a test at the end of this. If it's all getting a bit too much for you, go take a look at sleepy kitten (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/4/2/e4211f105b6dfdb92de38c81414f29c1.gif), and come back when you feel more relaxed...
Where were we? Oh yes - the internet... Somebody once said that if all the porn were removed from the internet, there would only be two websites left - and both of those would be demanding the return of the porn. But hopefully, this infrequent series of articles will show you that there is much more to the internet than men with unpheasably elastic sphincters, and women who indulge in sexual acts with domestic animals. I'm not saying that men with unpheasably elastic sphincters, and women who indulge in sexual acts with domestic animals will never get their own feature articles in this thread, but I really want to scrape the bottom of the barrel first...
So grab your themos, strap yourself in, and put your hand on my thigh (no - higher!), as we embark on a strange journey together through the cesspool of the global village...
I welcome suggestions for strange websites.
If you would like to see a feature on a particular website, send the URL to me by clicking this link (http://forum.oddthought.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=1248)
Well aside from being an inspiration to millions, and the welcoming committee for newcomers, the answer to that question is "pretty much sod all". I kind of like to think that when viewed as a whole, my post history can be interpreted as a guide to self-improvement for mentally unstable narcissists. Either that, or a very long winded public suicide note...
Lately, I've been having this gnawing sensation at the back of my mind. It turned out to be a burrowing brain parasite. But while I was getting the last of the eggs scraped away (touch wood), I decided it was high time I did something more for the forum...
As some of you might know, for the last 6 months, I have been chained to a radiator in Rit's basement. During this time, I have had virtually unlimited access to something called "the internet". For those of you who don't know what it is, the internet is a huge scrapbook for retards and perverts seeking like-minded retards and perverts.
At this point, I must take pause, for I realise that some of you will never have read this many words at a single sitting. DON'T PANIC! There isn't going to be a test at the end of this. If it's all getting a bit too much for you, go take a look at sleepy kitten (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/4/2/e4211f105b6dfdb92de38c81414f29c1.gif), and come back when you feel more relaxed...
Where were we? Oh yes - the internet... Somebody once said that if all the porn were removed from the internet, there would only be two websites left - and both of those would be demanding the return of the porn. But hopefully, this infrequent series of articles will show you that there is much more to the internet than men with unpheasably elastic sphincters, and women who indulge in sexual acts with domestic animals. I'm not saying that men with unpheasably elastic sphincters, and women who indulge in sexual acts with domestic animals will never get their own feature articles in this thread, but I really want to scrape the bottom of the barrel first...
So grab your themos, strap yourself in, and put your hand on my thigh (no - higher!), as we embark on a strange journey together through the cesspool of the global village...
I welcome suggestions for strange websites.
If you would like to see a feature on a particular website, send the URL to me by clicking this link (http://forum.oddthought.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=1248)