* Warning!!*

[TJ60]

u have the right to remain silent, anything u say will be misquoted and used against u!

[DnD]

i dont get it?

[Todd]

i dont get it?

ditto :blank:

[Santo]

you both will im sure

[the squid of despair]

u have the right to remain stupid, anything u say will be misinterpreted and used against monkies! PS I'm gay!

I guess my sign on MSN was true... :|

[TJ60]

i don't like sex unless i get it in the bum




me too



I will get my lube


Wait for me to get on msn so i can jerk off too....does this mean i'm gay:|


Understand how to play the game now?

[tca]

me me me

[Cowboy From Hell]

Under me he stood and taught me how to play "the game"
:queer:

:run:

[Pot4life]

LMFAO!

[TJ60]

late at night while i'm using my love glove i think about Uganja and a spam sandwich


i don't spit...i swallow with pride


I can't spell collage...u know? the place i go to school at


sorry pot(f)

[Pot4life]

sorry pot(f)
lol (f) love you too

[Todd]

lol (f) i wanna bum love you

.....

[Pot4life]

.....

konser's Avatar
konser konser is online now
Official fluffer for www.lemonparty.org


need i say more?

[Cowboy From Hell]

posting because I've already quoted :cool:

[Santo]

posing because I've already lubbed :cool:


:queer:

[Todd]

look at konser's Avatar
konser is fucking fit ! !


need i say more?

:run:

[Pot4life]

posting because I've already Lubed hang on ill just drop the soap

:) queers

[DnD]

u have the right to tongue my anus.

:P




im no good at this game.

[Todd]

u have the right to toungue my anus


i will :P




I like this game.

thats just dirty :|

[Santo]

I like my bum love just dirty :|

:queer:

[TJ60]

can't fight the urRRges the need for the bologna pony is str0ng :queer:




The Incredible Fag "a.k.a." Santo

Your asshole won't like me when I'm horny

[KACK]

:ice:

[TJ60]

:ice:I lick COCKS like this for crack



(Y) :boonie: (Y)

[KACK]

(Y) :queer: (Y)

(N) :S

[TJ60]

Hi i'm a sexually frustrated kid with no friends that likes to make up smiley codes(N)



:groger: :RideH:

[s4l]

haha craig..try and get me ;)

[TJ60]

haha craig i want u inside me..try and get me ;)


no thanks i prefer the pink hole.

[Seabiscuit]

no thanks i prefer to be rammed in the brown hole.



:| :| :| :| :boonie: :boonie:

[miemio]

*sneaks in*
I think we need the gay section back..
*sneaks out*

[TJ60]

*puts on strap on*
I think tony wants it from the back..
*is enjoying herself*


Asian Tranny Porn makes me HAWT!


:P I love u linda

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

:P I love u inside me, sockpuppet!
That's not where I wear the puppet, Fag!!

[TJ60]

That's not why I wear a puppet, The real one is that damn small



confessions of a small dicked man

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

I need a little dick, man!!

Sorry, I can't help you with that!!:S

[TJ60]

Sorry, I can't see mine!:S


and thanks for the compliment(f)

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

and thanks for the come in my mouth!(f)
Anytime!(Y)

[TJ60]

u spelt cum wrong

[YetAnotherKitten]

me says: (11:08:13 AM)
u suck.

Cam says: (11:08:32 AM)
only on weekends

oh im sorry.. that was an exact quote...

[DnD]

lol, and it is the weekend ;)

[Todd]

Hmmm...this cum tastes strong

sicko :|

[TJ60]

/me drops pants for lisa

[YetAnotherKitten]

/me sews pants for lisa

aww thanks! Girrrrl you so crafty.

[TJ60]

aww thanks! your so crafty in the sack...I love it when u make me gag on it


Lisa Marie u got me all shook up baby

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

I was shaken as a baby!!!!

Oh, that explains it!!

[KACK]

:groger: :RideH:

i dont like this thread

[Todd]

i love giving head :ice:

panzy :)

[Taste of Britain]

im a pussy :)


:boonie: :boonie:

[KACK]

i love fucking konser in the ass
:P :P :P

[Todd]

im a pussy :)
:boonie: :boonie:

well you are what you eat :)

[Taste of Britain]

your a cricketer?

[Todd]

konser, why can't i be as sexy as you?:(

poor richy :blank:

[Taste of Britain]

im an ugly cunt

[Todd]

im an ugly cunt

Oh hang on... you typed that :blank:

[Taste of Britain]

;) i win

[KACK]

;) i win now come here kons
:O (Y)

[Todd]

;) you win

yay :ice:

[Taste of Britain]

do i get to cum in your mouth now?

[Todd]

do i get to cum in your mouth now?

go ahead :)





kack, open your mouth....

[Taste of Britain]

/me leavs gay thread :P

[Todd]

m names richy and im gay, there i've said it


Well done mate (Y)

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

You did me well, mate! (Y)
knob!

[KACK]

kons let me suck on ur knob!
:hidey:

[tca]

your all a bunch of homos

[TJ60]

your all a bunch of homos, can i join please:hidey:



that wasn't hard to ask now was it?

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

that wasn't hard to deepthroat now was it?
You guys need to quit

[KACK]

You guys need to quit cause im tried now
:hidey:

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

:hidey: I hide my eyes and mouth, 'cause I can't tell what you're aiming at!

That's not the floor I get off on.

[TJ60]

I get off on animal porn.



thats just not right....

[DnD]

i love teh GC.





theres one you dont need to edit. (Y)

[Santo]

i love teh GC cock.





theres one you dont need to suck on its all mine. (Y)



you were saying?

[tca]

Lets start the gaying!!!

nuff said

[Cowboy From Hell]

man! santo's just not tight....

:dstyle

[Santo]

nuff said, fuck me all day babe

:O (Y)

[KACK]

:O i like to suck ur d*ck tca(Y)
:S ;)

[Santo]

:S Why are you not getting it up my arse?
;) Thank you


.....

[DnD]

.....



(its hard to speak when your deepthroating a banana)

[Santo]

its hard to speak when your deepthroating a banana


This one didn't needed editing, didn't know you were into that too

[RedRum]

wtf is wrong with you people

[Santo]

i would like to fuck with all of you people


I would rather not, i heard you got VD

[gotalot2do]

I don't like thongs, they ride up my peehole.
Good one DnD

I expect I will be misquoted, however, I hope it's by a person with some wits.

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

you got a big one DnD

I expect I will be gang-raped, however, I hope it's by people with some big cocks.!!.


I don't even know how to respond to that

[gotalot2do]

Sorry I can't help you with that.

Get in where you fit in.

[Cowboy From Hell]

Get it in! I hope you fit in!.

one word: lube :P

[gotalot2do]

I fit the paper towel tube :P

That's too much CFH.

[Cowboy From Hell]

ouch CFH!

it fits in you too!

[s4l]

no thanks mom, i prefer dad's hole. :D

wtf craig...:| i thought u were normal....

[Cowboy From Hell]

wtf ..:| i thought 1/2 an inch was normal....

it is mate...it is :giggle:

[KACK]

it is small mate...it is just like mines :giggle:
:P i didnt want to know that

[curlybogtrotter]

:P i really want to suck that

too much information man...

[gotalot2do]

My dresser is really a night stand.


Soooo, your computer is set up on the fridge?

[TJ60]

Soooo, your going to bang me on the fridge?


gentleman are never suppose to tell

[gotalot2do]

Yes, even god goes to hell.
Isn't this a public forum?
You probably shouldn't talk like that.

Jock, I want to hit that girl in your sig with a cast iron pan.

[YetAnotherKitten]

I'm so random. It's orignal and funny yay!


SO are you like totally having gay sex now?

Do you like the white stuff baby?

[Santo]

I would like totally gay sex now?


Ms. Blah :O

[gotalot2do]

So I was hitting it from the back and she turns to me and says bah ah ah ah ah ah ah :O

Are you saying there is more than one way to hit it?

[TJ60]

Are you saying there is more than one sound they make?Mine usually says EEHHH OONNK EHHHONNKK!



Yak Can deepthroat as if the cock is lubed with astro glide

[tca]

Yak Can you deepthroat me as if my cock is lubed with astro glide?

sounds like he is asking ;)

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

sounds like he is an ass-king!! ;)

No, he's just a cock-master!!

[curlybogtrotter]

No, he's my cock master

didnt think you felt that way about TJ60...

[KACK]

i didnt think you felt that way about TJ60 and me doing each other

im back

[the squid of despair]

im in back, where's the lube?

I'll give you lube alright

[tca]

I'll give you a sore ass alright

really?

[Todd]

i'll give you a sore arse alright

Doubt it, i have a very large capacity

dirty bastards

[tca]

dirty bastards why wasn't i invited?

sorry, you weren't about

[Todd]

er... bugger, you got me :hidey:

[Cowboy From Hell]

er... bugger, you got me :hidey: I'm gay

good for you mate, let the world know it!

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

good for you mate, now we can be together!

How did this thread get to be so fucking gay? Every post is about guys fucking each other in the ass or sucking cock or who will bring the lube, just gay shit. I never knew there were so many closet homosexuals on Oddthought. Buncha fucking faggots!!!!



Whoever mis-quotes this post is gonna have fun with my ass, I left myself wide open for whatever. <---- See what I mean??

[Todd]

I'm... a gay.

:blank:

[curlybogtrotter]

How did this thread get to be so fucking gay without anyone telling me? Every post is about guys fucking each other in the ass or sucking cock or who will bring the lube, and i want to be involved!! I never knew there were so many closet homosexuals on Oddthought, i didnt realise there was more people like me!!



Whoever reads this can have fun with my ass, i have poppers to get it wide open. <---- See what I mean??

wow... your the gayest person here...

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

wow... I may be the the gayest person here...

Yep.(Y)

[curlybogtrotter]

Yep, will you hav sex with me?(Y)

eh... not thanks.

[Cowboy From Hell]

eh..shit on me!!.. thanks.

that's just nasty

[curlybogtrotter]

that's just nasty... i like nasty.

thats fucked up man

[tca]

Fuck me up my manhole


:| ................

[TJ60]

:|i don't get to make that face anymore when he puts it in me...i'm so damn loose these days


o'rly??

[Cowboy From Hell]

orgy!!!!

you naughty boy... :-#

[tca]

spank me hard you naughty boy :-#

kinky :S i guess

[curlybogtrotter]

you like kinky? i im up for that

riiiiiight...

[KACK]

riiiiiightyooo get ur ass up head down jesse...
distrubing:S

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

masterbating:S
Yeah, me too

[KACK]

Yeah, i got my dick sucked by curlybogtrotter too
by a guy, i get mines sucked by girls

[tca]

by a boy, i get mine sucked by a man like jock

ok then

[curlybogtrotter]

ok then, do you think he'll suck mine when hes finished with you?

im sure he'll find time in his busy schedule for you..

[KACK]

im sure he'll find time in his busy schedule for you to suck me dry, sometime on sunday
Damn!

[curlybogtrotter]

Damn! How come he never finds time in his schedule for me??

Maybe you should book it further in advance

[KACK]

Maybe you should book it further in advance like me.
(a) :|

[tca]

Spank me hard big boy(a) ow, too rough :|

get a room

[gotalot2do]

My other ride is a broom. Wiccan?

[TJ60]

We can ride it all night?


what about day time?

[KACK]

what about a 50 men day time gay orgy?
naughty naughty

[TJ60]

naughty naughty boy, u know i set up the KACK 600 gangbang for tomorrow



i'm sorry:|

[gotalot2do]

i'm sore:|

I'm sorry:|

[KACK]

I'm sore too :|
:hidey: :P

[gotalot2do]

My~space~bar~is~broken

It's caesar, get him!

[KACK]

It's caesar, get him to rape doris!
jacx wont like that

[tca]

jacx wont love me :(

he has a wife ;)

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

My dog is my wife ;)
Kinky bastard!

[tca]

Kinky bastard! I wanna break me off some of that

err, no thanks

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

err, no thanks
I bet the dog wouldn't mind!

[KACK]

I bet the dog wouldn't mind me humping his leg!
i bet he wont

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

i bet i wouldn't either
huh? :O

[tca]

Work it hunny :O

wtf dude :S

[KACK]

wtf dude ur penis is tiny, i wont feel that in my ass :S
:Gay:

[tca]

:Gay: I want to be able to pack your ass like mine gets packed nightly

right

[curlybogtrotter]

right, ill get the lube. Meet me at my place in 5

:| :|

[TJ60]

:| :| who stole my eggo??


sorry i was hungry:hidey:

[curlybogtrotter]

Whats eggo?

sorry i was hungry for some cock :hidey:

[TJ60]

Whats eggo? can i stick it up my ass?




this is a fucking eggo u limey brit
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9383/eggonoteggoog7.jpg

[curlybogtrotter]

this is a fucking eggo u limey brit, stick it up MY ass. Please?
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9383/eggonoteggoog7.jpg

I'm not a brit...

[TJ60]

sorry u irish bastard :hidey:


i knew i could stick it up my ass, and use the syrup as lube

[Cowboy From Hell]

come here u sexy irish bastard :hidey:

he likes dirty talk :O

[curlybogtrotter]

he likes dirty sex, and shit fetish. :O

eeeww... it's called scat though..

[gotalot2do]

I'd rather have cat though..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q_MbR6TYZk

[curlybogtrotter]

http://www.veronicamoser.com"

ok, we dont need to see the scat..

[Cowboy From Hell]

www.ratemypoo.com (Y)

:| thats just wrong

[the squid of despair]

:| thats just wrong. i miss Killaho :(

It's ok baby, I'm here now.

[KACK]

It's ok baby, I'm here now. Pull your pants down CFH.
just wrong

[TJ60]

just wrong killaho i should be first



yea whats wrong with u, kack wanted it first;)

[curlybogtrotter]

yea whats wrong with u, kack wanted it first, so i gave it to him ;)

such a gentleman :P

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

I suck gentlemen off :P

Do they pay for this service?

[TJ60]

How much do i have to pay for this service?




u know the prices already don't act dumb

[gotalot2do]

My lips are numb.

Well you can stop now, I was done a long time ago.

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Well you can stop now, I was done when I swallowed.
Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right!

[Spork!!!]

hunny?;)

toots.

[Cowboy From Hell]

oops....I swallowed

some say it's healthy:|

[gotalot2do]

Some gay sex is healthy:|
I hope you are one sick puppy.:D

[curlybogtrotter]

I hope you are one sick puppy, so i can give you some loving.:D

:) Whatever floats your boat

[gotalot2do]

:) I often choke on goats.

You are one sick puppy.

[Spork!!!]

I humped a sick puppy.

did anyone see you?

[gotalot2do]

I humped a sick puppy.

I want to watch.

Dude I was under hipnosis, what's your excuse.

[Spork!!!]

Dude I was under the impression that it was a goose

there are some major differences.

[KACK]

there are some major differences in my penis size and urs kack. mines is smaller then urs.
i hate this thread

[Spork!!!]

i give great head

picked a movie yet?

[tca]

packed my ass yet?

over share

[Spork!!!]

i prefer llamas
llamas in pyjamas?

[Pleb]

s4l in handcuffs?

:hidey:

[curlybogtrotter]

:hidey: he made me do it to him

yeah, thats what they all say..

[tca]

yeah, lets all get gay..

hehe .........

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

I'm already gay!!!!

We know!

[KACK]

We know this is the best head I can give!
:@ damn thread 8o|

[curlybogtrotter]

:@ damn my cocks raw, to much masturbation to whats going on in this thread 8o|

You could use porn you know..

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

I use kiddy porn you know..
You should've kept that to yourself.

[curlybogtrotter]

You should've kept that to yourself, admitting to it put me in jail..

:( ill be more careful next time

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

;) ill be more caring next time we are cell mates!
You snore.

[curlybogtrotter]

You know, i think i dropped the soap...

then pick it up bitch...

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

then I'll pick it up baby...
that's right.....now, put your hand against the wall.....whoa, don't slip...i'm almost there.....wait, go in the next shower and tell your dad to come here

[gotalot2do]

that's right.....now, get your hand off your cock ..... my mouths not that big, your knuckles wont fit ... almost there? Great, go in the next shower and tell your dad to come here.

Whoa guys, I don't want to hear that shit.

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Whoa guys, I want you to pack my shit.
Get in line behind Curly's dad. And I'll stand here at the end........

[TJ60]

Get in line Curly's dad is behind me having his way. when will he ever cum?



u guys are sick

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

give me some dick!
damn, wait your turn, I'll be there in a minute

[curlybogtrotter]

damn, wait your turn, I'll be there in a minute, i just have to finish with this goat first

zoophilia... nice..

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

pedophelia... nice..

Hey boy, show your father some respect!!

[curlybogtrotter]

Hey boy, show my father some respect, he might be old, but he can still ram me hard.

whatever your family does in its spare time is none of my concern...

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

whatever my family does in the shower is none of your damn business!!...

touche

[curlybogtrotter]

i was touched here *points to genitals* by my father.

and you call my family weird...

[TJ60]

and you call my family weird...we just sit in closed rooms under the blanket and smell eachothers farts



o'rly?

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

My farts smell like cock!!!

So do your burps.

[tca]

So do mine

ok then

[TJ60]

ok then i'm done eating my sandwich..who wants to play?



i'm busy, but that sock puppet should keep u entertained

[tca]

i'm busy, but my dick should keep u entertained

sounds like a plan

[gotalot2do]

This thread looks like a bunch of spam.
Area Man Accidentally Signs Up to AOL Latino (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/58226?utm_source=onion_rss_daily)

[curlybogtrotter]

My sister (http://www.tubgirl.com)

i dont think we wanted to see that...

[tca]

You know I wanted to see that...

dirty bastard

[Cowboy From Hell]

do me you dirty bastard

happy valentines day!

[gotalot2do]

I was fucking this guy in the ass and he reached around and touched my balls and I thought to myself "I think this guy is fucking gay!".
:|Too much imformation:|

[Cowboy From Hell]

:|I got Too much ass action planned for today:|

talk about sharing information:P

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Me too, talk about smilair interests!!!:P
Aww, how sweet! You faggots found something in common. On Valentine's Day!
40 years from now, you'll look back on this day and laugh, while laying next to eachother in pink sheets with your jaws hurting from sucking eachother's cocks all night!!

[gotalot2do]

Oh man, my dicks rubbed raw. On Valentine's Day!
40 years from now, I'll look back on this day and laugh, while laying in bed remembering fucking that sock all night!!

Dude, you've got problems.

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Dude, I'm getting an erection.
You must've taken a pill about 4 hours ago. Look out Asian gay porn, Here he comes!!!!!!

Happy Valentine's day, bitches!!

[gotalot2do]

You must've taken a pill about 4 hours ago. Look out Asian gay porn, Here he comes!!!!!!

Happy Valentine's day, bitches!!

It's true, I'm on my way out the door now, heading for the porn shop right on the other side of the freeway. :P

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

It's true, I'm on my way out the door now, heading for the kiddie porn hidden in my car. :P

That's where I keep mine too

[tca]

That's where I fuck you

thats just wrong

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

It's too long!!
I'll be gentle and use lube, but you have to take it all. Balls deep bitch!

[tca]

I'll be gentle and use lube, but you have to take it all. Balls deep bitch!

no edit needed lol

[curlybogtrotter]

no lube needed, ill take it like a man.

ouch.

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

ouch. (is what I said when I took it)
No, you didn't. By the time I got to you, you were well worn in. I could've driven a truck in there!

[curlybogtrotter]

No, you didn't get it off me :(. I have erectile dysfunction.

You can get pills to help that you know..

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

my mouth can help you with that..
I worried about catching gingervitis or something

[curlybogtrotter]

I worried about catching gingervitis or something, i dont want to get it again after my mum gave it to me...

Im sure you can get treatment for it anyway...

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Im sure you can treat me like a lady anyway... Sure, put on this lipstick........

[curlybogtrotter]

Sure i love incest! my mum puts on the strap on and gives it to me from behind while i suck my dads cock.

Maybe you should have kept that to yourself...

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Maybe you should have kept that to yourself...
sorry mom

[curlybogtrotter]

sorry mom


Youd better be sorry, now bend over so i can get the strap on all the way up this time.

[tca]

Youd better be sorry, now bend over and touch your toes.

dirty fucker

[TJ60]

smug bastard


i agree

[curlybogtrotter]

i agree, we should have used more lube. my ass is really chaffed after last night.


Must you always talk about gay sex?

[tca]

Must you always talk about our sex?

he can't help it

[Cowboy From Hell]

I can't get it up

try the little blue pill

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Fuck me 'til I turn blue!
Are you going to turn into a smurf?

[curlybogtrotter]

Are you going to turn into a smurf?I've always wanted to fuck a smurf.

Smurf fetish? :|

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

I have a Smurf fetish! :|
I'll paint my cock blue and put a little white hat on it for you.

[curlybogtrotter]

I paint my cock blue and put a little white hat on it and go into playschools to get the kids to play with the 'smurf'.


:O And the havnt arrested you yet???

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

:O Where can we meet?!!!
Bend over, I'll show you........

[curlybogtrotter]

If i bend over, you can see how wide my ass is from all the sex ive been getting in this thread.

I'd prefer not to see that.

[tca]

I'd like to see that.

sure you would :|

[curlybogtrotter]

Can i see it? :|

Dirty fucker

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Fuck me dirty 'cause I'm a man-whore who cannot get enough gay sex in my ass and mouth. Please videotape me and send it to my parents. Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks. I'm a slut.
This thread is going downhill.

[tca]

Im going down on you.

gay fuckers

[Aeon]

can i join in?


:D:D.....................................

[DnD]

:D:D...........................look how white my teeth are

:dunno:

[Aeon]

:dunno:i didn't know someone's teeth could be so white?



:-# .............

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

They're the whitest teeth you'll ever come across

I aim for the eyes

[Aeon]

please don't bite my manhood


oh no ex-sock i wouldn't do that...:D

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

oh no ex-sock i couldn't handle that...:D
That's what you think......;)

[Aeon]

it's ok one bite will do

phew...cuz i'm not a meateater:|

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

phew...you're making my mouth water
Hey, whatever it takes

[curlybogtrotter]

Hey, whatever i take up my anus has to be at least 12 inches long


Does it go the whole way up??

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

Sock, please don't go all the way in!!
But, I like the way it makes your belly button pucker.

[curlybogtrotter]

But, I like the way the sheep try running away when i fuck them

you must be pretty fit if you can catch them

[Wutty]

you must be pretty fit can I smack you?

you want to do what now?

[tca]

you want to do me now?

does he? :|