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DnD

27th January 2007, 03:31 PM

I am officially Queen of the Forum. Everybody pay homage because i have no real power.

so would anybody liked to be appointed to any royal positions?

DnD

27th January 2007, 03:35 PM

I officially appoint smokie to be the Royal Stable Boy :bye:

DnD

27th January 2007, 03:42 PM

stable boys have no appointing powers. now go clean the royal shit out of my royal horse's royal stall.

Beli

27th January 2007, 03:46 PM

I officially appoint smokie to be the Royal Stable Boy :bye:
i wanted that job! :$

please Your Majesty (f)

DnD

27th January 2007, 04:04 PM

ok fine

i first demote Smokie to Royal Bootshiner

and I appoint BelleMorte as the royal stable girl :bye:

Beli

27th January 2007, 04:05 PM

ok fine

i first demote Smokie to Royal Bootshiner

and I appoint BelleMorte as the royal stable girl :bye:
Yipee!!! thank you Your Majesty!
i will keep your horses well groomed :) and smelling of roses (f)

DnD

27th January 2007, 04:06 PM

Yipee!!! thank you Your Majesty!
i will keep your horses well groomed :) and smelling of roses (f)

there supposed to smell of horses, thats what keeps the plague away

Beli

27th January 2007, 04:07 PM

oh :$ i thought all the sage that i was burning was keeping the plague away. the ghosts too.

the squid of despair

27th January 2007, 04:20 PM

I would like a position please.

DnD

27th January 2007, 04:23 PM

I would like a position please.

how about doggy style? :bye:

Santo

27th January 2007, 04:26 PM

I would like a position please.

Misionary?

DnD

27th January 2007, 04:29 PM

I appoint Santo Royal Banana Polisher :bye:

Santo

27th January 2007, 04:43 PM

I appoint Santo Royal Banana Polisher :bye:

:argh:

Taste of Britain

27th January 2007, 04:45 PM

hes at it already ;)

DnD

27th January 2007, 04:50 PM

k i resign. who wants to chagne my title back now? (Y)

Taste of Britain

27th January 2007, 04:57 PM

girl ;)

the squid of despair

27th January 2007, 06:12 PM

how about doggy style? :bye:

Misionary?

:thefunny:

KACK

27th January 2007, 07:33 PM

can i be royal whipping boy?

miemio

27th January 2007, 08:38 PM

I wanna be first official mistress. Of your husband I guess that would be? If you're not to keen on sharing him I can settle for royal chocolateeater.

Beli

27th January 2007, 09:05 PM

I wanna be first official mistress. Of your husband I guess that would be? If you're not to keen on sharing him I can settle for royal chocolateeater.
will you bring me some chocolate in the stable?

JiB-O

28th January 2007, 08:47 AM

i wanna be something!!

how about a frog :D

Buckledmac

28th January 2007, 09:26 AM

I wanna be first official mistress. Of your husband I guess that would be? If you're not to keen on sharing him I can settle for royal chocolateeater.

oooooo i want that position, how fab would that be :grin:

Santo

28th January 2007, 01:13 PM

oooooo i want that position, how fab would that be :grin:

:queer:

Let me say it again

:queer:

Love ya Si :hidey:

Beli

28th January 2007, 01:17 PM

:queer:

Let me say it again

:queer:

Love ya Si :hidey:
Santo you are just jealous. you can help me clean up after horses ;)

miemio

28th January 2007, 02:01 PM

will you bring me some chocolate in the stable? sure, I suppose at court DnD there are no shortages of anything. White, black, medium, liquid or not, with or without nuts, toffee, licorize or rum? Make your pick baby (Y)

And buckled you can be second official royal chocolateeater if you like? (Im a bit keen on that first official position you see. I'll be remembered as that even after the king gets bored with me or the peasants cut my head off.)

(is it very obvious that I've been watching the libertine and other costumedramas lately... :$)

Beli

28th January 2007, 02:07 PM

sure, I suppose at court DnD there are no shortages of anything. White, black, medium, liquid or not, with or without nuts, toffee, licorize or rum? Make your pick baby (Y)

And buckled you can be second official royal chocolateeater if you like? (Im a bit keen on that first official position you see. I'll be remembered as that even after the king gets bored with me or the peasants cut my head off.)

i won't them them get to you! i will saddle you a fast horse....wait then i would be in trouble. we can run off together and take the kingdoms....oops! Queendoms entire chocolate reserve! buckle can carry it for us ;)

DnD

28th January 2007, 02:55 PM

Miemio, your allready my mistress, and my recent rise to power doesnt change that (f)

Buckled is officially appointed to royal chocolate sampler, enjoy

K.A.C.K is appointed to be the royal delivery boy, now bring some chocolate to beli in the stables.

the one formely known as Jib-O is appointed to be the royal court Jest, now entertain me and my mistress as we eat royal chocolate.

oh, and beli, stop trying to userp my mistress and our chocolate ;)

Santo

28th January 2007, 02:57 PM

usurp?

DnD

28th January 2007, 03:02 PM

usurp?

i officially appoint the new spelling of the word userp.

Aeon

28th January 2007, 05:09 PM

i think it's essential to have as many gay stable people as possible.
that said...

can i run the brothel?

Beli

28th January 2007, 07:50 PM

i think it's essential to have as many gay stable people as possible.
that said...

can i run the brothel?

can i work in the brothel too? but only to service the castle women.

tca

29th January 2007, 09:11 AM

can i be your guard cam?

YetAnotherKitten

29th January 2007, 09:25 AM

can i be your royal explorer and get a paid trip to germany to discover precious gems?

DnD

29th January 2007, 11:27 AM

sure jesse, you can guard me against the lack of spam.

and Lisa, you can be the royal (possible) life saver (if you want) (Y)

miemio

29th January 2007, 03:06 PM

DnD

29th January 2007, 03:08 PM

im no longer the queen, but Linda, your still my mistress, and we can all still go swimming together in chocoalate, just as soon as we get this forum VD thing sorted. :S

and Aeon, dont you allready run a brothel??

Aeon

29th January 2007, 03:16 PM

miemio

29th January 2007, 03:16 PM

KACK

29th January 2007, 05:18 PM

lol I cant wait to get to this castle.. Are mistresses allowed in the brothel=P
Im gonna fill a pool with bodytempered chocolate for us all to swim in (after we have been disinfected(?)), who havent dreamed of that..Tastes a lot better than chlorine or salt water I bet!

Now where's that KACK with the 1000000 litres of chocolate?

the chocolate... i was getting it and on the way i saw the brothel. i went inside to see if i could get some service. but the head madam, aeon, said i had to pay and i didnt hav no money. i was going back out and aeon saw the chocolate i had. she said that i can hav anyone in the brothel for all the chocolate, and as a man i couldnt resist. thats the story. :P

Cowboy From Hell

29th January 2007, 06:18 PM

can I have the "right of the first night" for all newlywed babes? :D

Asshole

29th January 2007, 07:08 PM

beli stop offering your services out, your my wench.. get back in the dungeon!

miemio

29th January 2007, 07:09 PM

I guess the chocolate party is at the brothel then if thats allright with miss aeon :D

Asshole

29th January 2007, 07:41 PM

I guess the chocolate party is at the brothel then if thats allright with miss aeon :D

cool ! ill wear my birthdaysuit !

Aeon

29th January 2007, 08:05 PM

fine,.. but we need the royal licker...

DnD

29th January 2007, 08:06 PM

cant we all just be lickers? i mean, if were all going to be covered in chocolate(Y)

Santo

29th January 2007, 08:07 PM

fine,.. but we need the royal licker...

uhmmm who better than me..... :ice:

Uganja

29th January 2007, 08:10 PM

I'll take a job :cool2:

RedRum

30th January 2007, 03:35 PM

hook a skrub up with a job

Aeon

30th January 2007, 04:35 PM

redrum = court jester

Now make me laugh man or...

"off with his head!"

Uganja=

in the brothel with you man..

Beli

30th January 2007, 04:42 PM

oh can i have a go with Jay? please please Miss Brothel Mistress!

Pirate Hooker with Monkey

30th January 2007, 04:55 PM

Arrrg, may I sign up for the brothel me lady? I have much seaworthy experience.

Only one eye...but two of everything else. Arrrrgh.

Aeon

30th January 2007, 06:01 PM

Arrrg, may I sign up for the brothel me lady? I have much seaworthy experience.

Only one eye...but two of everything else. Arrrrgh.

ofcourse your worthy...git in there.

you always need the one eyed pirate lady in the brothel...;)

Edit: and the monkey..

tca

31st January 2007, 05:29 AM

*me guards against spam*

KACK

31st January 2007, 07:09 PM

wat spam?

DnD

31st January 2007, 07:30 PM

*me guards against spam*

lol, your supposed to be guarding against the lack of spam. just in case we ever run out........

KACK

31st January 2007, 08:12 PM

is this spam?

tca

1st February 2007, 08:32 AM

oh ok *jabs people with a sword*

start spamming

KACK

1st February 2007, 11:24 PM

ok if i want me to spam i will spam

Santo

1st February 2007, 11:33 PM

Kack, what if he wanted you to kill yourself? (a)

KACK

2nd February 2007, 05:23 PM

i dont think he wants me to kill myself

Spork!!!

2nd February 2007, 05:42 PM

i'll be steward of the mull-bowl and packer of the royal bong.

KACK

2nd February 2007, 06:18 PM

ill be ur friend then cause i supply the queen wit chocolate. i can supply u wit things to pack in the bongs.

tca

3rd February 2007, 08:46 AM

i dont think he wants me to kill myself

o rly?

KACK

3rd February 2007, 11:34 AM

yes really

miemio

14th February 2007, 07:56 AM

Someone snook in and photographed us! :O

http://www.sol.no/sgo/c2/http://www.sol.no/survey2/galleries/no/757/image_RdLsFQoSINkAABqasN4.jpg

Buckledmac

14th February 2007, 08:41 AM

Arrrg, may I sign up for the brothel me lady? I have much seaworthy experience.

Only one eye...but two of everything else. Arrrrgh.

you'll give us all skurvvy arrrgh