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TJ60
28th January 2007, 04:10 PM
Rough Sex facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her mom at the door.............1942 cal
Her DAD walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL
miemio
28th January 2007, 07:13 PM
Italian hanger.........................912 cal



whats that:hidey:
dave
28th January 2007, 07:16 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=italian+hanger

. italian hanger
378 up, 38 down


An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

Instead of bying that new exercise machine, Luke decided to burn calories by engaging in several Italian Hangers a day.
tca
29th January 2007, 10:11 AM
lmfao nice one tj60 ;)
kitty
29th January 2007, 10:17 AM
is this one actually possible?:O

http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/nektar/kma/contents62.htm
dave
29th January 2007, 10:46 AM
1 way to find out
kitty
29th January 2007, 10:57 AM
1 way to find out

*gets out knee pads, mouth guard, and helmet*
Seabiscuit
29th January 2007, 11:09 AM
/me sets up the oddthought video cam and hooks it up to brodcast over the internet


hey everyone i came across this asome porn site only 5 bucks a membership ;)

money here i come
Santo
29th January 2007, 12:48 PM
/me sets up the oddthought video cam and hooks it up to brodcast over the internet


hey everyone i came across this asome porn site only 5 bucks a membership ;)

money here i come


Asian lesbians?
hoos
29th January 2007, 12:51 PM
Asian midget lesbians?

How'd you guess?!? :hidey:
Cowboy From Hell
29th January 2007, 02:35 PM
http://www.trojangames.co.uk/

ukranian dude...... that's some muscle (Y)
TJ60
29th January 2007, 05:16 PM
is this one actually possible?:O

http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/nektar/kma/contents62.htm

we did this laying down the other night. same angles, and less strain on the arms(Y)
tca
30th January 2007, 11:11 AM
you and kitty? :O

i thought i was the only one she was trying this with.......

uh oh said too much

*runs*
Santo
30th January 2007, 03:37 PM
you and kitty? :O

i thought i was the only one she was trying this with.......

uh oh said too much

*runs*


TCA i would like to take this opportunity to tell you that you got VD
tca
31st January 2007, 05:15 AM
shit!!!

oh well, that saved me a trip to the clinic