Would you rather?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Watch a porno movie starring your parents?

or

During sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

[Santo]

Does it has to be microsoft's?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Would you rather have a permanent six pack?

or

A permanent erection?

[the squid of despair]

Permanent six pack

Would you rather be eaten alive by shark

or

Be burned alive

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Arrrrgh, shark. Definitely shark.

Would you rather star in a gay porno with midgets?

or

Spend your retirement in an old folk's home with the cast of "Friends"?

[curlybogtrotter]

Spend your retirement in an old folk's home with the cast of "Friends"

Would you rather have one giant testicle the size of a football

or

20 small testicles that make up the size of a football?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Giant testicle


Would you rather share your jail cell with this guy?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16647950/



or

this guy?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16812521/

[curlybogtrotter]

its the same person.. so ill have to go with the first guy... lol

would you rather get your hand caught in bear trap and have a spoon to cut through

or

have your hand caught in a beartrap and have to use your teeth to cut through?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Arrrggh, I'll use me gold teeth.

would you rather urinate in adult diapers all day?

or

tattoo "entrance only" on your ass?

[curlybogtrotter]

urinate in adult diapers all day, im a lazy person.

would you rather never blink again

or

never open your eyes again?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Never open your eyes again. It's called "sleeping"


would you rather play football, where the ball is a duck?

or

lick stamps that taste like vomit?

[curlybogtrotter]

no, i mean still be walkin around and trying to function properly in society...
DUCK FOOTBALL!! thatd rock!

would you rather be a hermaphrodite

or

a transvestite?

[the squid of despair]

Hermaphrodite

Would you rather eat a 40 oz glass bottle

or

10 razor blades?

[curlybogtrotter]

What type of glas is it?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Glass bottle.

would you rather be forced to watch reruns of "Golden Girls" all day?

or

work as a telemarketer?

[the squid of despair]

What type of glas is it?

Normal glass, ass

[curlybogtrotter]

i go with razers. i dunno what golden girls is, so ill go with that

would you rather fuck a jar full of razers

or

a jar full of battery acid

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Arrrgh, even a pirate hooker is disgusted by that.

fuck the razors :dunno:


would you rather uncontrollably curse and yell the word "cunt" whenever you saw an old lady?

or

uncontrollably start dry humping the floor whenever you hear the word "please'?

[curlybogtrotter]

lol, i knew thatd be a hard one.
id go with cunt, slightly less embarassing than humping the floor.

im starting to run out of ideas i think...

would you rather have an orgasm once every 10 years

or

have an orgasm every time you recover from the last one?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

perpetual orgasm.

Would you rather start quoting lyrics from early 90's rap songs whenever anyone asked you how you were?

or

never break a score of 1000 in bejeweled?

[curlybogtrotter]

rap songs.

would you rather fly every time you fart

or

piss everytime you laugh?

[Beli]

perpetual orgasm.

Would you rather start quoting lyrics from early 90's rap songs whenever anyone asked you how you were?

or

never break a score of 1000 in bejeweled?
:O uhm that is really difficult! i will have to go with option 1. if i suck at bejeweled my life will cease to have worth :cry:

*Jacx, kind sir, can we have Bejeweled back? (f)

[Cowboy From Hell]

fly

would you rather fuck a gorilla

or

a sealion ?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

rap songs.

would you rather fly every time you fart

or

piss everytime you laugh?

I'll go with the flying farts. It worked for Howard Stern.


would you rather have your school picture photoshopped by SoWarped?

or

have to be a GC mod?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

rap songs.

would you rather fly every time you fart

or

piss everytime you laugh?

I'll go with the flying farts. It worked for Howard Stern.


would you rather have your school picture photoshopped by SoWarped?

or

have to be a GC mod?

[the squid of despair]

I'll go with the flying farts. It worked for Howard Stern.


would you rather have your school picture photoshopped by SoWarped?

or

have to be a GC mod?

Be a GC Mod.

Would you rather see the hooker monkey double post?

or

See me double post??

[the squid of despair]

I'll go with the flying farts. It worked for Howard Stern.


would you rather have your school picture photoshopped by SoWarped?

or

have to be a GC mod?

Be a GC Mod.

Would you rather see the hooker monkey double post?

or

See me double post??

[Cowboy From Hell]

see you

would you rather kill a ho

or

fuck a squid?

[curlybogtrotter]

kill a ho.

would you rather piss a marble or shit a bowling ball?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

hmm, me thinks i'll go with the marble.

would you rather survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants

or

smell like cheese?

[Aeon]

smell like cheese.

[tca]

would you rather eat shit

or

shower in piss

:P

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Shower in piss. Some people pay for that. trust me.


would you rather have Aeon smell like cheese?

or

have Aoen wrestle two dykes in a vat of olive oil?

[DnD]

Shower in piss. Some people pay for that. trust me.


would you rather have Aeon smell like cheese?

or

have Aoen wrestle two dykes in a vat of olive oil?

can i be the olive oil? :D

[Aeon]

Shower in piss. Some people pay for that. trust me.


would you rather have Aeon smell like cheese?

or

have Aoen wrestle two dykes in a vat of olive oil?

can i not do both???
i really wanna do both..

sigh..i guess i'll wrestle the cheese.

[Buckledmac]

Shower in piss. Some people pay for that. trust me.


would you rather have Aeon smell like cheese?

or

have Aoen wrestle two dykes in a vat of olive oil?


id rather have her smell like cheese just to annoy santo :grin:




would you rather catch VD of eyez

or

teh ginger aids off of jay



:queer:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Ginger aids of Jay. At least there is memorial fund for the victims. Eyez's VD just sends you to the clinic.


would you rather bring back the Bratz Boys?
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2861/bratzboysex5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
or

bring back the Bratz Girls?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Well since no one else remembered the "Bratz Phase" at oddthought, I'll do another question.




would you rather be accomplished in the art of fellatio?

or

an accomplished musician?

[tca]

fellatio

would you rather drink raw sewerage

or

bath in it

[Eyez Neverclear]

fellatio

would you rather drink raw sewerage

or

bath in it

LMFAO! You just said you'd rather be good at sucking dick than be a paid musician

Should I be scared with that sig of yours you have up right now?

[curlybogtrotter]

Is it having a bath in it once or every time you have a bath?

[TJ60]

LMFAO! You just said you'd rather be good at sucking dick than be a paid musician

Should I be scared with that sig of yours you have up right now?

i think he has the impression that he would be giving females head;)

[tca]

i think he has the impression that he would be giving females head;)

yeah, that one caught me off guard :hidey:

edit - and once curly ;)

[Todd]

bath..

have a running competition with a tiger?

or a swimming comepititon with a shark?

[curlybogtrotter]

your goin to lose anyway.. so ill go with the tiger, at least you cant drown.