I owe $755 in fines, how about you?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Total up your offences and see what you owe

ever had sex in a funeral home -- $100
Smoked pot -- $60
Did acid -- $80
Ever had sex at church -- $200
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $155

Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the love of your life -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents bed -- $124
Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal s ex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

[Beli]

$730 :$

[Uganja]

I owe $1,224
:-#

[Aeon]

I owe $1059...do you take credit?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Uganja! Someone had sex in their parent's bed ;)

you dirty ginger hanson perv

[curlybogtrotter]

Do you count each offense only once?

[Uganja]

Uganja! Someone had sex in their parent's bed ;)

you dirty ginger hanson perv


With aeon... :hidey:

[Santo]

$949 :hidey:

i needed a calc

Edit: Scratch the :hidey:

[KACK]

$120 :$

[curlybogtrotter]

$245 lol

[the squid of despair]

I'll kick it up a notch, here's my list ;)

Smoked pot -- $60
Did acid -- $80
Ever had sex with the love of your life -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents bed -- $124
Beat up someone -- $20
Crossed dressed -- $10
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Been arrested -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal s ex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5

Total=$924

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

*psst* I'll show you my video if ya show me yours

[the squid of despair]

*psst* I'll show you my video if ya show me yours


;) PM baby...

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

I didn't know you were into gay monkey porn :|

[Aeon]

who isn't into gay monkey porn..?

[DnD]

do we count multiples of the same offences or just the first time?

[Davecat]

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex for money -- $100
Had sex on your parents bed -- $124
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Stole something -- $10
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had anal s ex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


$739


Am a good lil boy

[Reaper667]

$1155 Does that make me a bad boy?

[DnD]

Smoked pot -- $60
Did acid -- $80
Ever had sex with the love of your life -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 (on the cheek)
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 X 100,000,000
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Stole something -- $10
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Been arrested -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


total: 865$

[kitty]

$1179

[TJ60]

$924


i think we should get more than that for sleeping with your gf's relative or friend(Y) and the dirty videos

[tca]

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Lied to your mate -- $5

$535 - roughly, i lost count once or twice :hidey:

[Uganja]

someone has to get more than me... wheres Nickything when you need her?!

[Buckledmac]

someone has to get more than me... wheres Nickything when you need her?!


seems not as many people have been bubba's prison bitch like you jay :|

[Uganja]

Bastard.

What was your score?

[Santo]

Simon has done it all and its above the law, he owes nothing.

[Grendel]

Assuming those are 'one off' fines... $985. If it's for each count... I dread to think!

[Bagmanstu]

:innocent: $1254.. that brought back some scary memories :innocent:

[Uganja]

:innocent: $1254.. that brought back some scary memories :innocent:


I like this guy :cool2: