DYKES!

[Aeon]

DICK van DYKE


http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/dick-van-dyke.jpg

Offa's Dyke Path

http://www.offas-dyke.co.uk/images/fpllantillo2.jpg

eunice dyke

http://www.citizenship.gov.on.ca/owd/english/images/dyke.jpg

dyke cigars

http://www.instoneinc.com/gallery/Dyke-O%20wm.jpg

A dry stoned dyke

http://www.grampian-cv.co.uk/Dry%20stone%20dyke%20at%20Craigievar.%2003.jpg

my personal favorite

Texas city DYKE

http://pics2.city-data.com/picthumbc/thumbc2796.jpg

which also has a song......... a beautiful little ditty...it goes like this..


She's got tatoos on her titties
and calluses on her hands.
She's a little bit of both and not enough of neither,
But you'd swear she was a man.
She wears an old hard hat, she's loud and proud
She don't run and hide. She's known across south Texas as The Texas City Dyke.



who feels for a ho down? I know i do..

Please, continue to add your favorite dykes..

anyone with any questions concerning dykes please follow this link...

http://www.sangres.com/features/dikes.htm

[warmachine]

here is the lyrics of the whole song

TEXAS CITY DYKE-MEAN GENE KELTON AND THE DIEHARDS

She's got tatoos on her titties
and calluses on her hands.
She's a little bit of both and not enough of neither,
But you'd swear she was a man.
She wears an old hard hat, she's loud and proud
She don't run and hide.
She's known across south Texas as The Texas City Dyke.

She's rough as a corncob.
She's tough as a boot.
Meaner than a a pit-bull,
She's a welder for Brown & Root.
Well her real name is Bertha
But we all call her butch,
She's just like one of the guys.
Ah... But don't'cha get on the wrong side of
The Texas City Dyke.

CHORUS:
Don't'cha get on the wrong side of
The Texas City Dyke.
There's two things that she likes doing...
And one of them is fight.
She'll do you in in front of all of your friends
And spit Red Man in your eye.
So don't'cha get on the wrong side of
The Texas City Dyke.

I've seen her bite the caps off of Lonestar Longneck
Beer bottles just for fun.
And arm wrestle them truck drivers...
Take their money one by one.
She claims she can lick her eyebrows
And steal any woman in sight.
She keeps her vibrators on a gun rack.
She's the Texas City Dyke.

Well she's got herself a cute little girlfriend.
Sweetest thing you ever saw.
Brings her down to our old hangout,
She likes to show her off.
And when they'er kissin' in the corner,
You'd better not criticize.
You might get your ass whipped
By The Texas City Dyke.

REPEAT FIRST CHORUS

Well now me and the band, Sid and Jamie,
Fat Bob and his old lady.
Were shootin' pool when all hell broke loose
at an ice-house in Texas City.
That Diesel Dyke whipped Fat Bob's ass
And spit red Man in his eye.
And Fat Bob's old lady up and ran away with
The Texas City Dyke

NEW 3rd CHORUS
Fat Bob got his ass whipped
By The Texas City Dyke.
Two things she likes doing,
And one of them is fight.

We heard her yell and laugh as she rolled past
With Bob's wife by her side,
"Don't cha piss off a bitch in heat
When it's the Texas City Dyke.
No, don' tcha piss off a bitch in heat
When it's the Texas City Dyke".
Naw, Don't 'cha get on the wrong side of
The Texas City Dyke.

[Aeon]

Wow ty warmachine...

I am just so interested in everything that is dyke today..

[warmachine]

my favorite guitarist--- http://www.doyledykes.com/

used to go here when i was at university of kansas --- http://library.kumc.edu/

great lumber company--- http://www.dykeslumber.com/

great deals for restaurant owners---- http://www.dykesrestsupply.com/

[Midnight Toker]

There is a street in Warren michigan that is called Vandyke ave.

[Aeon]

IN all seriousness.... i really like dykes..i like to look at them in their natural habitat..and study them..

[Zeus]

There is a street in Warren michigan that is called Vandyke ave.

You are correct! drove down it many times. Actually it starts in Detroit and runs North.

Another type of "Dyke"

http://www.stainedglassstuff.com/images/tools/thleaddikeinland.jpg

[Aeon]

You are correct! drove down it many times. Actually it starts in Detroit and runs North.

Another type of "Dyke"

http://www.stainedglassstuff.com/images/tools/thleaddikeinland.jpg

That's a dyke?

[Jimmy James]

http://www.stainedglassstuff.com/images/tools/thleaddikeinland.jpg

I think they're called dites, but here's one no one's mentioned yet...

http://www.corporateartists.com/images/jerryvandyke.jpg

[triplec]

I think they're called dites, but here's one no one's mentioned yet...

http://www.corporateartists.com/images/jerryvandyke.jpg

yes those are called dikes, short for diagonal cutters

[Jimmy James]

I stand corrected, found this on wiki...

"Dikes — as in the phrase "a pair of dikes" — is jargon used especially in the electrical industry, to describe diagonal pliers. It is a corruption of "diagonal cutters". Dike can also be used as a verb, such as in the idiom "when in doubt, dike it out." This implies that a problem can be simplified by eliminating the unnecessary."

but let's not forget lord dykes...

http://www.libdems.org.uk/media/images/people/dykeshugh2.jpg

[Aeon]

ohhh i forgot about google and wiki ...

here's what i found about DYKES on wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike

the word dyke is a redirection of the word dike.

[Pleb]

the world's most famous brass band (http://www.blackdykeband.co.uk/bdb/2003/index.htm)


Dike, the Greek goddess of moral justice, one of the three second generation Horae

learn something new every day :O

[Cowboy From Hell]

Paul Van Dyke :DJP:

[Ridgeback]

don't forget about Elizabeth Southerns, one of the Pendle Witches, who went by the name of Demdike

http://www.pendlewitches.co.uk/content.php?page=demdike

[Aeon]

don't forget about Elizabeth Southerns, one of the Pendle Witches, who went by the name of Demdike

http://www.pendlewitches.co.uk/content.php?page=demdike


that's kinda cool..
um ridge....

how do you know that?:|

[Arren1970]

There is a street in Warren michigan that is called Vandyke ave.
I use to live between vandyke and Hoover so I can verify the street does exist lol.

[Ridgeback]

that's kinda cool..
um ridge....

how do you know that?:|

well, we have this show over here called Most Haunted, where they go to various haunted places - one of the places was apparently haunted by the Pendle Witches and mainly by Demdike. I find the show quite funny because I like watching the crew shit themselves with fear when they film at night :$

[Arren1970]

Here is some more informtion on dykes

http://geography.about.com/od/specificplacesofinterest/a/dykes.htm

http://www.danieldykes.com/

http://www.floridastateparks.org/faver-dykes/

http://www.bendykes.com/

There is some more interesting dykes for u

[Aeon]

I watch most haunted! i love that show..


http://www.fao.org/docrep/X5744E/x5744efa.gif

[DnD]

heres a dyke....


http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-ellen-degeneres-/ellendegeneres_large.jpg

[Aeon]

is it dyke or dike?

[Convicted Felon]

And don't forget that Meatloaf song "Pair 'o Dykes by the Dashboard light"

[Beli]

heres a dyke....


http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-ellen-degeneres-/ellendegeneres_large.jpg
i love her!

[Flashman]

heres a dyke....


http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-ellen-degeneres-/ellendegeneres_large.jpg

hey, that's the next President of the United States you're talking about there!

[DnD]

hey, that's the next President of the United States you're talking about there!

I would have put my money on Oprah

[Smurf Hunter]

http://anorexics.net/images/celebs/rosie.jpg