Pirate Hooker with Monkey
31st January 2007, 01:40 PM
Poor poor Paris. Seems that the lassie has lost some of her most valuable personal items in her recent storage locker debacle.
She lost treasured items, such as not one, but TWO sex tapes, photos of her pretending to smoke a tampon, and her herpes medication.
I think it is important that we, as a community, band together to help this poor heiress in need. Therefore, I will be collecting donations of items for her new storage locker. I’ll start; you add yours to the list, and so on and so on.
For Paris:
1. A vat of antibacterial hand wash.
She lost treasured items, such as not one, but TWO sex tapes, photos of her pretending to smoke a tampon, and her herpes medication.
I think it is important that we, as a community, band together to help this poor heiress in need. Therefore, I will be collecting donations of items for her new storage locker. I’ll start; you add yours to the list, and so on and so on.
For Paris:
1. A vat of antibacterial hand wash.