Fuck cops! I may be going to prison

[the squid of despair]

That's right fuck cops!

I was sitting there in my house minding my own buisness. I had just smoked a bowl of PCP when my babies momma comes in the room with the baby. I'm watching T.V. and shit and she brings in this crying kid!

I tell the bitch to leave and she won't so I slao the fuck out of her. Here's the kicker, bitch goes and calls the cops. I had no idea this was going on so I go and smoke a small crack rock. BOOM, knock on the door. Some dick head cop is standing there asking who called, bla, blah, blah.

I say, "Look motherfucker, ain't nothing wrong here!" He starts to push his way in grabbing me and shit, so I pull out my .45 I had tuked in my waist band and pop his ass. My babies momma is screaming and shit so I shoot that ho too. Baby won't stop crying, so I wax his ass too.

Any way I get in my stolen cop car and start drinking my 5th of Jim Beam. I swearving around hitting pedestrians and shit, shootin my gun out the window and what not. I see this woman walking down the street and I was kind of horney. I get out and put my K-BAR (Large Knife) to her throught and say, "Bitch. Give me what I want and you live'. She complies and I rape her. Do you think I let that bitch live? HELL NO!!!! SLICE! I hope back in my stolen car and guess what the fuck happens next, RED AND BLUE LIGHTS!

Fuck I'm stopping, I ain't done shit wrong. I jam on the gas and start shooting out the back window. I only had a few bullets left after all of the killing I already did, so I had to stop shooting. My dumbass left my other stolen guns in the trunk of this car.

As if things couldn't get any worse, guess what happens next? RAN OUTTA GAS! Any way so I get out of the car and the cops come up. Below you will find a video of how they finaly got me. COPS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES THOUGH! FUCK COPS!

P.S. I may be looking at a few life terms.


http://www.break.com/index/big_boy_gets_tazered.html

[Ganjadude For Prez!]

That's right fuck cops!

I was sitting there in my house minding my own buisness. I had just smoked a bowl of PCP when my babies momma comes in the room with the baby. I'm watching T.V. and shit and she brings in this crying kid!

I tell the bitch to leave and she won't so I slao the fuck out of her. Here's the kicker, bitch goes and calls the cops. I had no idea this was going on so I go and smoke a small crack rock. BOOM, knock on the door. Some dick head cop is standing there asking who called, bla, blah, blah.

I say, "Look motherfucker, ain't nothing wrong here!" He starts to push his way in grabbing me and shit, so I pull out my .45 I had tuked in my waist band and pop his ass. My babies momma is screaming and shit so I shoot that ho too. Baby won't stop crying, so I wax his ass too.

Any way I get in my stolen cop car and start drinking my 5th of Jim Beam. I swearving around hitting pedestrians and shit, shootin my gun out the window and what not. I see this woman walking down the street and I was kind of horney. I get out and put my K-BAR (Large Knife) to her throught and say, "Bitch. Give me what I want and you live'. She complies and I rape her. Do you think I let that bitch live? HELL NO!!!! SLICE! I hope back in my stolen car and guess what the fuck happens next, RED AND BLUE LIGHTS!

Fuck I'm stopping, I ain't done shit wrong. I jam on the gas and start shooting out the back window. I only had a few bullets left after all of the killing I already did, so I had to stop shooting. My dumbass left my other stolen guns in the trunk of this car.

As if things couldn't get any worse, guess what happens next? RAN OUTTA GAS! Any way so I get out of the car and the cops come up. Below you will find a video of how they finaly got me. COPS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES THOUGH! FUCK COPS!

P.S. I may be looking at a few life terms.


http://www.break.com/index/big_boy_gets_tazered.html


i really hope your jokin man, cause if not....... you deserve it.....

edited cause you clearly are joking

[WILDKILLACHILD]

joking ??

more like just being retarded.

[gundamcat]

Wow...that is fucked up! If you really did that then hell, ya should be locked up!

[Vassili_Zaitsev]

lmao i thin kit's funny

YOU'RE COOL!

[murda inc]

That's right fuck cops!

I was sitting there in my house minding my own buisness. I had just smoked a bowl of PCP when my babies momma comes in the room with the baby. I'm watching T.V. and shit and she brings in this crying kid!

I tell the bitch to leave and she won't so I slao the fuck out of her. Here's the kicker, bitch goes and calls the cops. I had no idea this was going on so I go and smoke a small crack rock. BOOM, knock on the door. Some dick head cop is standing there asking who called, bla, blah, blah.

I say, "Look motherfucker, ain't nothing wrong here!" He starts to push his way in grabbing me and shit, so I pull out my .45 I had tuked in my waist band and pop his ass. My babies momma is screaming and shit so I shoot that ho too. Baby won't stop crying, so I wax his ass too.

Any way I get in my stolen cop car and start drinking my 5th of Jim Beam. I swearving around hitting pedestrians and shit, shootin my gun out the window and what not. I see this woman walking down the street and I was kind of horney. I get out and put my K-BAR (Large Knife) to her throught and say, "Bitch. Give me what I want and you live'. She complies and I rape her. Do you think I let that bitch live? HELL NO!!!! SLICE! I hope back in my stolen car and guess what the fuck happens next, RED AND BLUE LIGHTS!

Fuck I'm stopping, I ain't done shit wrong. I jam on the gas and start shooting out the back window. I only had a few bullets left after all of the killing I already did, so I had to stop shooting. My dumbass left my other stolen guns in the trunk of this car.

As if things couldn't get any worse, guess what happens next? RAN OUTTA GAS! Any way so I get out of the car and the cops come up. Below you will find a video of how they finaly got me. COPS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES THOUGH! FUCK COPS!

P.S. I may be looking at a few life terms.


http://www.break.com/index/big_boy_gets_tazered.htmldid not read that long ass post nor do i intend to

haha
suck shit

[s4l]

y u joke around like dat?

[Favor The Impossible]

Your lucky you are joking because I woulda pulled out a gun bigger then a 45 can capped your ass from 1000 ft away.

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

That's right fuck cops!

I was sitting there in my house minding my own buisness. I had just smoked a bowl of PCP when my babies momma comes in the room with the baby. I'm watching T.V. and shit and she brings in this crying kid!

I tell the bitch to leave and she won't so I slao the fuck out of her. Here's the kicker, bitch goes and calls the cops. I had no idea this was going on so I go and smoke a small crack rock. BOOM, knock on the door. Some dick head cop is standing there asking who called, bla, blah, blah.

I say, "Look motherfucker, ain't nothing wrong here!" He starts to push his way in grabbing me and shit, so I pull out my .45 I had tuked in my waist band and pop his ass. My babies momma is screaming and shit so I shoot that ho too. Baby won't stop crying, so I wax his ass too.

Any way I get in my stolen cop car and start drinking my 5th of Jim Beam. I swearving around hitting pedestrians and shit, shootin my gun out the window and what not. I see this woman walking down the street and I was kind of horney. I get out and put my K-BAR (Large Knife) to her throught and say, "Bitch. Give me what I want and you live'. She complies and I rape her. Do you think I let that bitch live? HELL NO!!!! SLICE! I hope back in my stolen car and guess what the fuck happens next, RED AND BLUE LIGHTS!

Fuck I'm stopping, I ain't done shit wrong. I jam on the gas and start shooting out the back window. I only had a few bullets left after all of the killing I already did, so I had to stop shooting. My dumbass left my other stolen guns in the trunk of this car.

As if things couldn't get any worse, guess what happens next? RAN OUTTA GAS! Any way so I get out of the car and the cops come up. Below you will find a video of how they finaly got me. COPS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES THOUGH! FUCK COPS!

P.S. I may be looking at a few life terms.


http://www.break.com/index/big_boy_gets_tazered.html

your cool

[Jimmy James]

the squid is innocent!

[demoncrat2024]

That's right fuck cops!

I was sitting there in my house minding my own buisness. I had just smoked a bowl of PCP when my babies momma comes in the room with the baby. I'm watching T.V. and shit and she brings in this crying kid!

I tell the bitch to leave and she won't so I slao the fuck out of her. Here's the kicker, bitch goes and calls the cops. I had no idea this was going on so I go and smoke a small crack rock. BOOM, knock on the door. Some dick head cop is standing there asking who called, bla, blah, blah.

I say, "Look motherfucker, ain't nothing wrong here!" He starts to push his way in grabbing me and shit, so I pull out my .45 I had tuked in my waist band and pop his ass. My babies momma is screaming and shit so I shoot that ho too. Baby won't stop crying, so I wax his ass too.

Any way I get in my stolen cop car and start drinking my 5th of Jim Beam. I swearving around hitting pedestrians and shit, shootin my gun out the window and what not. I see this woman walking down the street and I was kind of horney. I get out and put my K-BAR (Large Knife) to her throught and say, "Bitch. Give me what I want and you live'. She complies and I rape her. Do you think I let that bitch live? HELL NO!!!! SLICE! I hope back in my stolen car and guess what the fuck happens next, RED AND BLUE LIGHTS!

Fuck I'm stopping, I ain't done shit wrong. I jam on the gas and start shooting out the back window. I only had a few bullets left after all of the killing I already did, so I had to stop shooting. My dumbass left my other stolen guns in the trunk of this car.

As if things couldn't get any worse, guess what happens next? RAN OUTTA GAS! Any way so I get out of the car and the cops come up. Below you will find a video of how they finaly got me. COPS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES THOUGH! FUCK COPS!

P.S. I may be looking at a few life terms.


http://www.break.com/index/big_boy_gets_tazered.html

we're not lucky enough for that to be true. Tis a shame though, i'm sure orange is your color, and i'm sure you'd ROK the DOC.

[Romosexual]

Seriously, stop bragging about how many felonies you've committed or how many times you've gotten a "Get-Out-Of-The-Prison-Rape Free" Card. It's not funny that you didn't get what you deserve, and if you think a being felon is cool, then you seriously need to reconsider what's good in your life (because there's probably nothing good at all). If cops would just check some of the crap you retards post on here, I think it would almost count as confessions. :@

[demoncrat2024]

Seriously, stop bragging about how many felonies you've committed or how many times you've gotten a "Get-Out-Of-The-Prison-Rape Free" Card. It's not funny that you didn't get what you deserve, and if you think a being felon is cool, then you seriously need to reconsider what's good in your life. Seriously, if cops would just check some of the crap you retards post on here, I think it would almost count as confessions. :@

Dude, between prison phone calls, myspace, and the US Mail, the prosecutors have more evidence on anyone than they ever need.

[Romosexual]

Dude, between prison phone calls, myspace, and the US Mail, the prosecutors have more evidence on anyone than they ever need.
its a wonder how some people don't get caught though. -.-

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

its just showing how retarded all these fuckers are constantly posting bout there criminal shit.

[demoncrat2024]

its a wonder how some people don't get caught though. -.-

you'd laugh, one of my roommates works at the prosecutor's office here, and part of his job is to listen to jail phone calls, and you wouldn't believe some of the stories. The best are when they say something like "if my bail hearing tommorow goes well, and i get out, the first thing i'm gunna do is cap that bitch that put me here and head to my cousins house back in the islands." And then they get up in court and plead about being a family man with deep ties to the area. Then the prosecutor plays the tape in front of the court and the d's family, and everyone just looks at the D like WTF.

Also, they always confess to their grandmothers. It's so cute.

[curlybogtrotter]

you'd laugh, one of my roommates works at the prosecutor's office here, and part of his job is to listen to jail phone calls, and you wouldn't believe some of the stories. The best are when they say something like "if my bail hearing tommorow goes well, and i get out, the first thing i'm gunna do is cap that bitch that put me here and head to my cousins house back in the islands." And then they get up in court and plead about being a family man with deep ties to the area. Then the prosecutor plays the tape in front of the court and the d's family, and everyone just looks at the D like WTF.

Also, they always confess to their grandmothers. It's so cute.

pmsl!!

[demoncrat2024]

I did speed, i didn't assault anyone, i didn't brandish a weapon, I didn't smoke dope snort smack or line brown gold. I didn't kill my baby momma, i didn't steal a car, i didn't evade my taxes, commit arson, or rob a bank.

I don't think i fit in around here.

Law abiding citizens, post here about the crimes you did NOT commit.

[DeMoN69]

that's hilarious. So when they get back and they call again, they're going to be like "When I get out of here I'm going to cap that bitch who's listening to me talk right now!"

[TJ60]

let that dog out i'll box that motherfucker right now

[demoncrat2024]

that's hilarious. So when they get back and they call again, they're going to be like "When I get out of here I'm going to cap that bitch who's listening to me talk right now!"

yeah, something pretty much like that. We're not talking the 100w lightbulbs here. These are the burned out 40w sylvania's of society.

[murda inc]

its just showing how retarded all these fuckers are constantly posting bout there criminal shit.It is even more retarded that you are watching retards post retarded shit like this
so stfu retard

[Abbath]

Domestic Violence is really, really funny.

[raoul duke]

Rape only hurts if you fight it

[Beli]

Rape only hurts if you fight it

really? you stupid fucking little creep!
my friends 12 year old little sister was raped, beaten and murdered. she never hurt anyone in her extremely short life. she had a broken jaw, arm and mutiple other injuries. she had been raped in every way possible to keep it clean for the "children" of the forum. bite wounds to her breast and thighs. and you have the fucking audacity to make a comment like this.
rape is never ever something to joke about. EVER!!

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

Rape only hurts if you fight it

well how bout this you dont fight it and i shove a broken coke bottle up your fucking ass retard

It is even more retarded that you are watching retards post retarded shit like this
so stfu retard

lmao murda inc what a name and aint ever killed shit.

[WILDKILLACHILD]

its all run by the devil if you ask me.

[raoul duke]

really? you stupid fucking little creep!
my friends 12 year old little sister was raped, beaten and murdered. she never hurt anyone in her extremely short life. she had a broken jaw, arm and mutiple other injuries. she had been raped in every way possible to keep it clean for the "children" of the forum. bite wounds to her breast and thighs. and you have the fucking audacity to make a comment like this.
rape is never ever something to joke about. EVER!!

Sorry that was in poor taste , but obviously not the real opinion of anyone rational. There is actually a heated debate about an article with just that title going on near me right now. Perhaps it hasn't gotten the same coverage nationally as it has here, I assumed everyone was as farmilliar with this statement as I.
http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=6072199

well how bout this you dont fight it and i shove a broken coke bottle up your fucking ass retard

U flirtin with me?

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

if you like broken shards of glass ripping your colon to shreds... sure

[WILDKILLACHILD]

Seriously, stop bragging about how many felonies you've committed or how many times you've gotten a "Get-Out-Of-The-Prison-Rape Free" Card. It's not funny that you didn't get what you deserve, and if you think a being felon is cool, then you seriously need to reconsider what's good in your life (because there's probably nothing good at all). If cops would just check some of the crap you retards post on here, I think it would almost count as confessions. :@


lol...

hes not bragging about his felonies....
that didnt happen...
he was talking shit to prove a point...

retarded as it was.... he makes a good point.

i didnt post anything to brag about... i originally posted to say some goodbyes... i seriously did think i was going down for a while...

but surprisingly enough... you would not believe how many HIGHLY far fetched stories spawned from me posting what was going on with me....

take the guy who supposedly had 17 extacy pills and a hALF of meth and other shit.... and was at home with an ankle bracelet because of it maybe looking at prison time...

i have been told that possesion of extacy can get you brought up on attempted manslaughter charges just for 1.

which would mean dood obviously didnt get busted with 17 of them and was sitting at home with an ankle bracelet on him.....


teh same applies for squid.

he OBVIOUSLY didnt shoot his babies mamma wit a .45... it is possible that he was smoking some crack rocks however.... you gotta be doped up something fierce on something to come up wit a story like that.

its just 2 far fetched ......



and..p.s. no one could use what i have said on these forums to convict me of anything.....

unless being a fucking dipshit is a crme.....

in which case im pretty sure im prolly fukkd.

[SnapShot]

.....

[Pleb]

being that i have been told that possesion of extacy can get you brought up on attempted manslaughter charges just for 1.
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/32319672/434109

[raoul duke]

While I'm offending people, here's one:
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/02/what_to_do_with.html

[WILDKILLACHILD]

lol...


being that i have been told that possesion of extacy can get you brought up on attempted manslaughter charges just for 1.
.



i could be thinking of lsd....

i think i might be....

lsd gets you attempted manslaughter..... my bad.

[Jimmy James]

i could be thinking of lsd....

i think i might be....

lsd gets you attempted manslaughter..... my bad.

you know, I've heard this before, but I've never heard of anyone getting charged with it. a fellow I went to high school with was caught selling 300 hits of lsd to an undercover police officer, and out of the many charges he was hit with, manslaughter was not one of them. in fact, it's near impossible to overdose on lsd, there was only 1 reported case of overdose ever, and the amount of lsd in his system was equal to 3000-15000 doses

[thebuttnugget]

hes in despair

[Pleb]

hes in despair

I really want to know what drugs you are on.

[tftmc]

first off your story sounds like bullshit. but anyways the cops tasered that dude because they know they'd get fucked up. 340 lbs that dude was, even my crazy ass would be weary of fighting that dude. but seriously the problem with cops is they're pussies, yeah they put their lives on the line, but they need to learn thats their job, cops are offered too much protection, and its invades on the privacies and rights of the people of America, in which our constitution has been raped like an alley dwelling whore.


i got a several stories that i have, and ones from people very close to me, beat everything ive ever heard on gc regarding police and justice system etc, except maybe one half alive (get it) person (im trying to be optimisic, and you're stupid if you dont get the joke)

[Romosexual]

I did speed, i didn't assault anyone, i didn't brandish a weapon, I didn't smoke dope snort smack or line brown gold. I didn't kill my baby momma, i didn't steal a car, i didn't evade my taxes, commit arson, or rob a bank.

I don't think i fit in around here.

Law abiding citizens, post here about the crimes you did NOT commit.
Ditto, except for the speeding part.

[Monkeyman]

you know, I've heard this before, but I've never heard of anyone getting charged with it. a fellow I went to high school with was caught selling 300 hits of lsd to an undercover police officer, and out of the many charges he was hit with, manslaughter was not one of them. in fact, it's near impossible to overdose on lsd, there was only 1 reported case of overdose ever, and the amount of lsd in his system was equal to 3000-15000 doses

Not sure about that, but there have been assassination plans involving lsd overdoses, not sure how much, but there are some.

[the squid of despair]

Not sure about that, but there have been assassination plans involving lsd overdoses, not sure how much, but there are some.


That'd be one hell of a death! Wooohooo!!!!

[owahia]

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That's right fuck cops!

I was sitting there in my house minding my own buisness. I had just smoked a bowl of PCP when my babies momma comes in the room with the baby. I'm watching T.V. and shit and she brings in this crying kid!

I tell the bitch to leave and she won't so I slao the fuck out of her. Here's the kicker, bitch goes and calls the cops. I had no idea this was going on so I go and smoke a small crack rock. BOOM, knock on the door. Some dick head cop is standing there asking who called, bla, blah, blah.

I say, "Look motherfucker, ain't nothing wrong here!" He starts to push his way in grabbing me and shit, so I pull out my .45 I had tuked in my waist band and pop his ass. My babies momma is screaming and shit so I shoot that ho too. Baby won't stop crying, so I wax his ass too.

Any way I get in my stolen cop car and start drinking my 5th of Jim Beam. I swearving around hitting pedestrians and shit, shootin my gun out the window and what not. I see this woman walking down the street and I was kind of horney. I get out and put my K-BAR (Large Knife) to her throught and say, "Bitch. Give me what I want and you live'. She complies and I rape her. Do you think I let that bitch live? HELL NO!!!! SLICE! I hope back in my stolen car and guess what the fuck happens next, RED AND BLUE LIGHTS!

Fuck I'm stopping, I ain't done shit wrong. I jam on the gas and start shooting out the back window. I only had a few bullets left after all of the killing I already did, so I had to stop shooting. My dumbass left my other stolen guns in the trunk of this car.

As if things couldn't get any worse, guess what happens next? RAN OUTTA GAS! Any way so I get out of the car and the cops come up. Below you will find a video of how they finaly got me. COPS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES THOUGH! FUCK COPS!

P.S. I may be looking at a few life terms.

That was great. Was there not a TV crew along with them? I thought it waas supposed to air on COPS this week. Bad Boys, Bad Boys. LMFAO(Y)

[DoinkDaFreak]

Well at least a few ppl see that Squid aint like his storys. As for you that even had a fleeting thought that it was a real account of a slow friday night at Squids house then you are some shallow motha fuckers. Sounds like you are so tight you sqeak when you walk. Lighten up a little. But I see your point....we all know how easy it is to get internet in your cell in the Dept. of Corrections.

[Flashman]

That's right fuck cops!

I was sitting there in my house minding my own buisness. I had just smoked a bowl of PCP when my babies momma comes in the room with the baby. I'm watching T.V. and shit and she brings in this crying kid!

I tell the bitch to leave and she won't so I slao the fuck out of her. Here's the kicker, bitch goes and calls the cops. I had no idea this was going on so I go and smoke a small crack rock. BOOM, knock on the door. Some dick head cop is standing there asking who called, bla, blah, blah.

I say, "Look motherfucker, ain't nothing wrong here!" He starts to push his way in grabbing me and shit, so I pull out my .45 I had tuked in my waist band and pop his ass. My babies momma is screaming and shit so I shoot that ho too. Baby won't stop crying, so I wax his ass too.

Any way I get in my stolen cop car and start drinking my 5th of Jim Beam. I swearving around hitting pedestrians and shit, shootin my gun out the window and what not. I see this woman walking down the street and I was kind of horney. I get out and put my K-BAR (Large Knife) to her throught and say, "Bitch. Give me what I want and you live'. She complies and I rape her. Do you think I let that bitch live? HELL NO!!!! SLICE! I hope back in my stolen car and guess what the fuck happens next, RED AND BLUE LIGHTS!

Fuck I'm stopping, I ain't done shit wrong. I jam on the gas and start shooting out the back window. I only had a few bullets left after all of the killing I already did, so I had to stop shooting. My dumbass left my other stolen guns in the trunk of this car.

As if things couldn't get any worse, guess what happens next? RAN OUTTA GAS! Any way so I get out of the car and the cops come up. Below you will find a video of how they finaly got me. COPS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES THOUGH! FUCK COPS!

P.S. I may be looking at a few life terms.

You deserve everything you get - I hope they throw the book at you, you BEAST!!!

[Overw0rkd]

Sorry that was in poor taste , but obviously not the real opinion of anyone rational. There is actually a heated debate about an article with just that title going on near me right now. Perhaps it hasn't gotten the same coverage nationally as it has here, I assumed everyone was as farmilliar with this statement as I.
http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=6072199



That dude is a dumbass...

For future reference... It's probably not a good idea to quote a dumbass.

[baldfuck]

I'm just gutted that killaho isn't really going to jail.

[Psychostyle]

you know, I've heard this before, but I've never heard of anyone getting charged with it. a fellow I went to high school with was caught selling 300 hits of lsd to an undercover police officer, and out of the many charges he was hit with, manslaughter was not one of them. in fact, it's near impossible to overdose on lsd, there was only 1 reported case of overdose ever, and the amount of lsd in his system was equal to 3000-15000 doses


there is no drug that carries a manslaughter charge as far as i'm aware. lcd can get you possesion charge (i forget the class) and can also get you conspiracy against the government and conspiracy to violate drug bylaws and intent to distribute if you have enough of it on you. part of one of my classes at umass was law and i think we went thru almost all the drugs..never heard of a manslaughter charge automatically. HOWEVER right here in my town a few years ago, sommeone was charged with manslaughter for providing heroin (he was doing it with her not dealing, but apparently not relevant either) and he was charged and convicted of manslaughter because the girl O'ded and died.

note to all forum users: heroin is nasty shit..stay away.