KidA1337
9th March 2007, 11:08 PM
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
As the agent sits back to watch the proceedings the father approaches the center of the room while unzipping to free his derrick like phallus .
As hes doing this the mother begins to skip madly around the room while tugging frantically on her nipples and whistling a celtic war chant .
She flops to the ground in front of the father and starts to massage his giant organ with her feet while the father blows snot out of nose onto her heavy breasts .
As this begins to heat up the kids start to idly fondle their fathers testicles while ramming their thumbs into his anus as he screams " Take a chance"!
Noticing that they arent getting enough compression with their thumbs they switch to an industrial sized plunger and begin to ram away slowly seeing portions of his anus begin to emerge from his pulverized asshole .
About this time the father tells his wife to grasp the end of the plunger with her feet as he rams into her cunt . While hes repeatedly stretching her lips to a painful width the kids , seeing theyve caused at least 15 inches of prolapsed rectum to exit their fathers shuddering figure , begin to lick and stroke the flesh as the son slaps the daughter in the most tender part of her inner thigh and the daughter flicks the sons testicles with jagged finger nails .
As the father approaches a climax of olympic proportion the family dog is escorted into the room . The dog immediately upon seeing the prostrate forms on the floor runs across the floor and begins to bite the mothers nipples .
The mother's insatiable lust finally given voice she grabs ahold of the small poodles head and starts to slowly twist its small head all the while shuddering as machine gun like orgasms tear through her triggered by the small animals death throes .
The father seeing the enjoyment his wife is having pulls his penis out of his wifes vagina and plunges it into the small poodle grabbing ahold of its small bobbed tail for better thrust.
The kids leave the fathers rear and approach the dog ripping its legs off and while the daughter begins to ass fuck herself with one of the small canines legs the son busies himself with a small fur tufted ear .
The father , seeing his wife in the muffled twist of climax , turns quickly to his daughter to slap her in the face with his monstrous penis . She in turn pulls out a knife and stabs her father in the leg and deciding she has something that will fit there nicely pulls the recently deceased dogs leg out of her ass and begins to leg fuck her father with it .
The son seeing this is immediately driven to new heights of ecstacy and begins to spew his adolescent load on the entire scene . As his seizure-like moaning increases in volume he grabs the small dogs head out of his mothers shaking form and as his last spurts of cum leave his quaking form he clamps the jaws down on his member thereby snipping it off at the base which he quickly begins to titty fuck his mother with on her snot covered breasts.
This in turn causes the father to vomit on his wifes pelvis which the son and daughter eagerly begin to lap up as the son fingers his now dickless genital area as if he now had a clit.
The wife now yells for her children to shit themselves so she can again taste the chicken and rice a roni she cooked only hours ago . As she sees large chunks of feces exit her childrens asses she begins to greedily choke down the large bits while dry heaving .
The vomiting of her mother causing her own orgasm the daughter begins to lick up the small bits of shit along with her mother as the son mounts his mothers face and begins to grind her mouth while she performs a role reversal and eats out his now femimine appearing pelvic area.
The father now begins to pull out his childrens hair and rub himself furiously with the freshly released portions of scalp as he slurps down the fibrous soup hes created and stuffs the remaining dog flesh into her twat .
The mother then bears down like shes giving birth and projectile fires the contents of her pussy into the agents face .
At this point the entire family jumps to their feet and yells "TA DA"!
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
As the agent sits back to watch the proceedings the father approaches the center of the room while unzipping to free his derrick like phallus .
As hes doing this the mother begins to skip madly around the room while tugging frantically on her nipples and whistling a celtic war chant .
She flops to the ground in front of the father and starts to massage his giant organ with her feet while the father blows snot out of nose onto her heavy breasts .
As this begins to heat up the kids start to idly fondle their fathers testicles while ramming their thumbs into his anus as he screams " Take a chance"!
Noticing that they arent getting enough compression with their thumbs they switch to an industrial sized plunger and begin to ram away slowly seeing portions of his anus begin to emerge from his pulverized asshole .
About this time the father tells his wife to grasp the end of the plunger with her feet as he rams into her cunt . While hes repeatedly stretching her lips to a painful width the kids , seeing theyve caused at least 15 inches of prolapsed rectum to exit their fathers shuddering figure , begin to lick and stroke the flesh as the son slaps the daughter in the most tender part of her inner thigh and the daughter flicks the sons testicles with jagged finger nails .
As the father approaches a climax of olympic proportion the family dog is escorted into the room . The dog immediately upon seeing the prostrate forms on the floor runs across the floor and begins to bite the mothers nipples .
The mother's insatiable lust finally given voice she grabs ahold of the small poodles head and starts to slowly twist its small head all the while shuddering as machine gun like orgasms tear through her triggered by the small animals death throes .
The father seeing the enjoyment his wife is having pulls his penis out of his wifes vagina and plunges it into the small poodle grabbing ahold of its small bobbed tail for better thrust.
The kids leave the fathers rear and approach the dog ripping its legs off and while the daughter begins to ass fuck herself with one of the small canines legs the son busies himself with a small fur tufted ear .
The father , seeing his wife in the muffled twist of climax , turns quickly to his daughter to slap her in the face with his monstrous penis . She in turn pulls out a knife and stabs her father in the leg and deciding she has something that will fit there nicely pulls the recently deceased dogs leg out of her ass and begins to leg fuck her father with it .
The son seeing this is immediately driven to new heights of ecstacy and begins to spew his adolescent load on the entire scene . As his seizure-like moaning increases in volume he grabs the small dogs head out of his mothers shaking form and as his last spurts of cum leave his quaking form he clamps the jaws down on his member thereby snipping it off at the base which he quickly begins to titty fuck his mother with on her snot covered breasts.
This in turn causes the father to vomit on his wifes pelvis which the son and daughter eagerly begin to lap up as the son fingers his now dickless genital area as if he now had a clit.
The wife now yells for her children to shit themselves so she can again taste the chicken and rice a roni she cooked only hours ago . As she sees large chunks of feces exit her childrens asses she begins to greedily choke down the large bits while dry heaving .
The vomiting of her mother causing her own orgasm the daughter begins to lick up the small bits of shit along with her mother as the son mounts his mothers face and begins to grind her mouth while she performs a role reversal and eats out his now femimine appearing pelvic area.
The father now begins to pull out his childrens hair and rub himself furiously with the freshly released portions of scalp as he slurps down the fibrous soup hes created and stuffs the remaining dog flesh into her twat .
The mother then bears down like shes giving birth and projectile fires the contents of her pussy into the agents face .
At this point the entire family jumps to their feet and yells "TA DA"!
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"