Train

[kitty]

not that kind of train, sorry to disappoint you Aeon;)


A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks. "

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch
in the kitchen..."

[kitty]

not that kind of train, sorry to disappoint you Aeon;)


A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks. "

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch
in the kitchen..."

[Aiyana]

LMFAO...that was GOOD:D

[Aiyana]

LMFAO...that was GOOD:D

[Aeon]

LOL...damm...i was tricked..;) :D

that was good btw

[Aeon]

LOL...damm...i was tricked..;) :D

that was good btw

[Blindj]

good one LMAO

[Blindj]

good one LMAO

[Seabiscuit]

not that kind of train, sorry to disappoint you Aeon;)


A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks. "

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch
in the kitchen..."

that was deciveing(sp)but it made my day

[Seabiscuit]

not that kind of train, sorry to disappoint you Aeon;)


A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks. "

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon. She heard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch
in the kitchen..."

that was deciveing(sp)but it made my day

[DnD]

whos first?

[DnD]

whos first?

[Pot4life]

lol niec one :) made me laugh

[Pot4life]

lol niec one :) made me laugh

[Kloaked Spirit]

Rise from the grave so I can kill you once again.