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miemio

13th March 2007, 09:01 PM

Ok, just to be a bit anti-cleaning up the forum I give you this..
www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test (http://forum.oddthought.com/www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test)

I dont think it's (atleast I hope it isnt) very accurate because I got this one :$

http://is1.okcupid.com/_img/layout/tests/okctest_badges/RBSMf.gif
Read My Result (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSM&g=0&o=1)

Santo

13th March 2007, 09:24 PM

http://is2.okcupid.com/_img/layout/tests/okctest_badges/RGLDm.gif

that is what i got :dunno:

kitty

13th March 2007, 09:55 PM

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Spork!!!

13th March 2007, 09:59 PM

damn link wont work for me, must know I'm married and be locking me out...

kitty

13th March 2007, 11:20 PM

damn link wont work for me, must know I'm married and be locking me out...
erase the oddthought part b4 the real link..

Spork!!!

13th March 2007, 11:46 PM

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

YetAnotherKitten

14th March 2007, 12:04 AM

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

EDIT= but not the married loverboy lol

p.s How does one avoid the last man on earth??

tca

14th March 2007, 07:31 AM

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

oh yay :O

Aeon

14th March 2007, 05:16 PM

I nearly fell out of my chair when i read mine .....:O:O:O PMSL

http://is1.okcupid.com/_img/layout/tests/okctest_badges/RGSMf.gif

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif

Your exact opposite:
The Priss
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBLDf_thumb.gif
Deliberate (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=2&o=3&h=172#)Brutal (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=2&o=3&h=172#)Love (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=2&o=3&h=172#)Dreamer (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=2&o=3&h=172#)

VikesWookie

14th March 2007, 05:28 PM

damn link wont work for me, must know I'm married and be locking me out...

i'm having the same problem Vinnie...

Santo

14th March 2007, 05:40 PM

i'm having the same problem Vinnie...

the link has oddthought in it, get rid of that first part and you can access it.

NovaCaine

14th March 2007, 05:41 PM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture17> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm) </CENTER> Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?  <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Backrubber <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> What about now? Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: <CENTER><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/vapor_graph_her.gif"></CENTER> Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

TwistedSister

14th March 2007, 05:45 PM

http://is1.okcupid.com/_img/layout/tests/okctest_badges/RBSMf.gif

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/brutus.gif

But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

SweetHoney

14th March 2007, 07:59 PM

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

dave

14th March 2007, 08:22 PM

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

about right

YetAnotherKitten

14th March 2007, 11:16 PM

hahaha *avoids dave*

RedRum

15th March 2007, 04:20 PM

Your results are in! var name = ""; if (name && name.length && name.length > 3) { document.write("" + name + ", you are..."); }

http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGSMm.gif show_other_types_if_necessary(); The Playboy
Random (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#)Gentle (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#)Sex (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#)Master (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#) (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger
http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBLDm_thumb.gif
Deliberate (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#)Brutal (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#)Love (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#)Dreamer (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSM&g=1&o=1#) It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.
http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse