JiB-O
15th March 2007, 11:28 PM
Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Want to hear three blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Hanson!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Want to hear three blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Hanson!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.