show some St patty's day love and help me out with my sitcheation

[BuddhaMasta]

alright here's the deal i just ordered a bong off the internet and it came al the way from amsterdam today, but i wasnt here to recieve it and my roommate has it in her car and wont give it to me , is there anyway i can disengage the car alarm and get into her car to get it? she has a 2006 chevy equinox, shes against mary jane and shes old, i hate her

[tftmc]

alright here's the deal i just ordered a bong off the internet and it came al the way from amsterdam today, but i wasnt here to recieve it and my roommate has it in her car and wont give it to me , is there anyway i can disengage the car alarm and get into her car to get it? she has a 2006 chevy equinox, shes against mary jane and shes old, i hate her

well, you probably stand a better chance of snatching the keys. but if you really need it, im sure you can find a chevy equinox electrical schematic on the internet. but if you can pop the hood, simply disconnect the negative from the battery.

[KidA1337]

steal her keys one day and get it while she's in the john

[BuddhaMasta]

well, you probably stand a better chance of snatching the keys. but if you really need it, im sure you can find a chevy equinox electrical schematic on the internet. but if you can pop the hood, simply disconnect the negative from the battery.

i was gonna do this but then how do i get into the car, if anyone knows any ideas then plz share i will try them this bing cost me 2 and a half bills, o and shes got the keys and the spares on lokcdown, i will try and get them when shes asleep tho, ive heard of a emergency alarm shut off button, odes any know where that is?

[thebuttnugget]

just call the cops and send her to jail unless ofcourse wut she took wus weed

[BuddhaMasta]

or heres something else i have a 2005-06 i cant remeber HHR key and lock/unlock thing, any way i can program that to open the car? again any info would be greatly appreciated

[Timoteo32]

I'd just start stealing money from her until you can buy another one and have it shipped to a friend's house :groger: Ok, not really but I think the keys are your best bet. If you can't pop the door with a coathanger the only other way i know is a baseball bat :hidey:

[HolenDahed]

all those ideas are decent but want you want is something fast acting. So heres whats you do first youre gonna need a four way then your gonna need some where to stash your bargaining chips,preferably somewhere she wont know about or somewhere she wont look.Next what you wanna do is take her front passenger side and her rear driver side tires,when she asks what happened to them tell her "Bitch you got my shit and I got yours" be sure that your bargaining chips are in a very safe place she wont know about and will allow you to deny anything if she calls five-0 at which time you can tell her look i get high i dont bother anyone and this can all be settled in a an adultlike manner if you just return my property or worse come to worse you can sell her tires recoup a portion of your funds and just cut your loses but i only advise this as a last resort being that calling the police may get your problem solved just as easy unless of course shes your landlord or decides to snitch you out to the landlord otherwise its either judge judy or get a better plan than this

[Jacx]

what the nutcase above said...!

[brodyvegas]

punch that bitch in the box and then get your shits, and if she says she gonna call cops, pimp slap that bitch back to yesterday afternoon.

[eggs]

alright here's the deal i just ordered a bong off the internet and it came al the way from amsterdam today, but i wasnt here to recieve it and my roommate has it in her car and wont give it to me , is there anyway i can disengage the car alarm and get into her car to get it? she has a 2006 chevy equinox, shes against mary jane and shes old, i hate her



whats a bong?? and just ply the trunk open

[DnD]

judging by your spelling what i think is 'situation' i think you've had enough bong smokage for one lifetime.

and just a quick question.....does your roomate also happen to be your mother?

[Dan]

judging by your spelling what i think is 'situation' i think you've had enough bong smokage for one lifetime.

and just a quick question.....does your roomate also happen to be your mother?



hahahahaha

[hoos]

all those ideas are decent but want you want is something fast acting. So heres whats you do first youre gonna need a four way then your gonna need some where to stash your bargaining chips,preferably somewhere she wont know about or somewhere she wont look.Next what you wanna do is take her front passenger side and her rear driver side tires,when she asks what happened to them tell her "Bitch you got my shit and I got yours" be sure that your bargaining chips are in a very safe place she wont know about and will allow you to deny anything if she calls five-0 at which time you can tell her look i get high i dont bother anyone and this can all be settled in a an adultlike manner if you just return my property or worse come to worse you can sell her tires recoup a portion of your funds and just cut your loses but i only advise this as a last resort being that calling the police may get your problem solved just as easy unless of course shes your landlord or decides to snitch you out to the landlord otherwise its either judge judy or get a better plan than this

If you don't take this idea, you should not get your bong back. lol that was hilarious.

[BuddhaMasta]

thanks i got it, i called onstar and asnwered there security questions, and no shes not my mother, altho i live with my mom, shes in hawaii right now tho

[TJ60]

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