Buckled And Kitty Enterprises Extend Their Deepest Apologies:(

[kitty]

A year ago..Kitty and Buckled Enterprises took over the dopewars world with their revolutionary dating machine. The dopewars world realized that there was more to this than just pimping out their junks, and increasing their stamina...They realized that there was love to be found in this happy medium called a forum.:grin: People soon started falling in love with the first person to pm them in game...thoughts of having e-babies and e-marriages were soon in the heads of all the members..

Kitty and Buckled Enterprises would like to apologize to all the forum members..After much testing, we have found a glitch in the program. These feelings of love that were supposed to be installed in the members has backfired. The original intention was that the member was supposed to fall in love with ONE person and stay that way....not move from member to member:glare:

Because of this new found glitch in the system, Kitty and Buckled Enterprises will now be offering counseling for all the people that feel that they have been used, manipulated or just plain old had their heart broken by some manipulative, skanky whore asshole etc...

We extend our deepest apologies and hope to rectify this matter:hidey:

[Beli]

goodness! all this time ihave been waiting patiently for my forum hook up. i want to be first in line for the couseling.

[s4l]

lmfao

[kitty]

goodness! all this time ihave been waiting patiently for my forum hook up. i want to be first in line for the couseling.

Beli, you are better off that you didnt get matched up..Just remember that the asshole you were matched with would probably have traveled the world already..He probably would have gone to visit the cold climates with ICE, and the warm climates with FIRE, and then gone to visit the zoo with me(kitty) and then visited all the other girls....

You are much better off just falling in love with me..I would never hurt you:D

[vixen]

I was paired with thisguychris....

[tca]

I forget who i got last time

i remember getting dellie once :D

so kitty, you seem hostile in your second post? :P

[DnD]

I believe i was paired with Eryn. Now where oh where has my lover gone?

[Beli]

/me goes to fall in love with kitty :)

[kitty]

I was paired with thisguychris....

The system seemed to match thisguychris with everyone, which would be why you havent had much contact with him. To correct this system error, We created the program SpokaneChick. I hope that this has remedied the problem, but you are still welcome to counseling.

[Santo]

uhmmm, so how does this work?

where should i sign up?

[tca]

i love rubber duckies

[kitty]

I forget who i got last time

i remember getting dellie once :D

so kitty, you seem hostile in your second post? :P

Jesse...We do apologize that you have gotten so many matches that you cant even seem to remember them all anymore. This is probably a good thing for you. If you cant remember them all, then you are less likely to feel the heartache.:) If at some point, you start to remember all of your past forum loves, and need someone to talk to..then just remember that we are here..you can reach us 24/7 @ 1-800-UAWHORE.

[Todd]

Beli, you are better off that you didnt get matched up..Just remember that the asshole you were matched with would probably have traveled the world already..He probably would have gone to visit the cold climates with ICE, and the warm climates with FIRE, and then gone to visit the zoo with me(kitty) and then visited all the other girls....

You are much better off just falling in love with me..I would never hurt you:D

lol, retract those claws kitty :P

[kitty]

I believe i was paired with Eryn. Now where oh where has my lover gone?

she is about..eryn is a wanderer...you will see her soon

uhmmm, so how does this work?

where should i sign up?

simply tell us what is wrong santo:D

[tca]

Jesse...We do apologize that you have gotten so many matches that you cant even seem to remember them all anymore. This is probably a good thing for you. If you cant remember them all, then you are less likely to feel the heartache.:) If at some point, you start to remember all of your past forum loves, and need someone to talk to..then just remember that we are here..you can reach us 24/7 @ 1-800-UAWHORE.

Oh, i have your cell number already kerri, i don't need your landline too, thanks though :grin: :hehe:

[kitty]

Oh, i have your cell number already kerri, i don't need your landline too, thanks though :grin: :hehe:

Tip of the day: When confronted with the truth...comeback with childish remarks..it will always get a laugh out of people and draw the attention off of yourself.:flipp:

[tca]

Too right :P

[DeLeRiuM]

To whom this may concern,

I was one of your many customers to be placed for elove. I have received your letters offering counseling that is available to those affected by the glitch in your system. I want alil more than counseling. I was told this was suppose to only result in ebabies.... but after consulting with my doc several times over the last two months it seems very clear that I'm REALLY pregnant!

I would like to know what type of compensation I will be receiving for this "little" mishap?

If this situation is not resolved soon I will have to get my lawyer Beli involved.

Thank you for you time,

DeLLie

[Beli]

oh i am already involved here. i will be filing against them shortly. for all the lost elove that was never made good on.

[tca]

/me isn't responsible for any of this

[VikesWookie]

i'd like to date that delicious Honeypot... could u arrange an intimate dinner for me kitty/beli?

[Santo]

simply tell us what is wrong santo:D

Im chemically imbalanced :glare:

[fire]

i missed all the love........i want love......
ok ill tust take TJ,Chez,Duff,Ganja,Lestah,Bucky..oh i want them all..

but if i can only have 1...ill take TcA.

[NovaCaine]

i missed all the love........i want love......
ok ill tust take TJ,Chez,Duff,Ganja,Lestah,Bucky..oh i want them all..

but if i can only have 1...ill take TcA.



:argh: where is my name :argh:

[fire]

:argh: where is my name :argh:

and i need sketo too......mini, hoodlum,Poppa,Nev,my lovin teacher{he knows who he is},Xfiles and i know there are more that i would love to have....but the names are not in my head......the evil voices are tellin me to take them all..
but i do want to be fair and only take a few.........

thats why im the slut puppy from hell

lovin u all

[Beli]

i missed all the love........i want love......
ok ill tust take TJ,Chez,Duff,Ganja,Lestah,Bucky..oh i want them all..

but if i can only have 1...ill take TcA.



:argh: where is my name? :argh:

[KACK]

i'd like to date that delicious Honeypot... could u arrange an intimate dinner for me kitty/beli?

rnt u married? :glare:

[Beli]

rnt u married? :glare:

ever think that might be his wife?

[tca]

i missed all the love........i want love......
ok ill tust take TJ,Chez,Duff,Ganja,Lestah,Bucky..oh i want them all..

but if i can only have 1...ill take TcA.



why, thank you :hidey:

[KACK]

ever think that might be his wife?

i knew she looked familiar

[Beli]

so do we all get new hook ups? since the last one did work out so well :(

or do i just get kitty and the rest of you are fooked ;)