Who Cares??

[j_dogg42065]

Ok, I'm curious to know who even cares about me and my playing habits. I took 7 shots of vodka at my house (with tupenblatz), then went to the bar. Needless to say, I had a slight buzz. But somehow, I spent 400 bucks at the bar. I know I bought a lot of my friends shots and drinks, and i drank 7 pitchers of beer myself. But 400 bucks ain't shit, that's half my rent per month, but I make 900 a week, so money isn't an object here. But here's the fun thing....... after me and denny (tupenblatz) left the bar, we went to my buddy's house. He had 2 kegs. Me and my bro went there and got straight FUCKED UP. I couldn't hardly walk. But he was messin around with some chick and he slapped her. I don't know if it was fun and games or if it was a dick head move. But I hit him so fucking hard that his eyes rolled back in his head and he didn't get up for 15-20 minutes. I traiin everyday for MMA fighting, but he's army trained. And I knocked his big ass out. I feel bad for it, but I can't let ANYONE hit a girl in my presence. But this is all besides the point. The point of hte story is, I got pulled over less than a half an hour ago. I guess i got clocked at 152 in a 70 (on the interstate). But it just so happened to be a cop that i know. My liscense is has been suspended since i've been 18 (almost 4 yrs ago), but he was like "mr foreman, how much have you had to drink??" and i said "patterson, i'm hammered. i8 just got in a fight with my brother and i feel bad about it so i'm going home'...

and that's when he saw my 9 milli glock tucked between my passenger seat and my center console. Needless to say, he jerked my ass out of my car and cuffed me. I'm known around here to have illegal guns, and i think that's why i got torn out of my car. But I've quit my gun running shit an all that, and i had a permit to conceal, and he didn't really say much after that (the glock didn't have a shell in the chamber), so i was legit. But I he asked me how much i hjad to drink, and i told him was plastered. But he gave me a ticket for suspended liscnese, expired liscense plates, and doing 72 in a 70 (which i'm lucky as fuck for cuz i was BALLIN). But he told me that with my background with guns, if my LEGAL gun had a shell in the chamber, I would have fucked up my parole and would have been gone for a while. I'm not even allowed to be driving a car, be around guns or 'leathal weapons", or be drinking, but the cop was my buddy, so i got off lucky as fuck. But I just wanted to share my night with everyone. I'm sure nobody cares, but I'm just stoked i didn't get arrested fot al the charges i could have gotten!

[Ganjadude For Prez!]

man that sucks to hear bro

what you did for the girl i commend, i would have done the same thing

the drinking and driving thing, i wont lie ive done it but im also iucky cause i almost flipped my jeep i wont do it anymore

we dont need another hero in the game, we already have a gangsta jeff (rip) we dont need to add another one, take it easy man

[Abbath]

It's always good to be freinds with cops, but somtimes they even have to do the right thing, which as bad as it may be, at least he doesnt seem like a curropt fuck like alot of them are these days.

[Shanna]

ur an jack ass thats how i feel about ur "NIGHT". grow the fuck up. booze and guns dont mix. i wish they did lock ur stupid ass up. one less idiot on the streets.u could have killed someone on tha highway... driving when u could hardly stand up??thats real fucking responsible.. and how can u afford to buy guns but you cant afford to get ur license strait? fuck being a hero for that bitch fuck ur brothers abusive ass.. what the fuck is ur problem? i hope u dont think this shit is cool. next time it might not be the cop you know.and i hope they beat ur ass and throw away the key.:nono: :fing: :push: :pound: :argh: :withstupid: :wifey:

[zayin]

ouch, i bet that stings a little

[One Hit]

keep flaming to appropriate section please berger.

[Icey]

If you want to go say something, anylize your own life! the guy was just tryin to share an intrestin night and you want to bash him, sorry just because you sad with your own life does not mean you can come on here and make fun of someone! obviusly your life is boring and sucks so please leave us real life people the fuck alone!:) thanks you and go fuck yourself:)

[swiss miss]

shanna said what any responsible 'real-life' people would say - i dont want to hear about someone boasting that they got away with a whole host of felonies, that to me is not an interesting night.

and so to frankly answer the question: not me

[Timoteo32]

I'd have to say I'm in the camp with the ladies. Josh that shit is pretty fucked up. Getting hit with suspended liscense again should suck but you gotta realize YOU'RE LUCKY. Next time you could kill someone or get stopped by a cop you don't know. Then you'll be making a liscense plate to replace that expired one. Don't be a fool. Nobody with a brain wants to end up in jail, no matter how tough they think they are.

[Grendel]

Great! Another person that belongs behind bars that isn't...

[the squid of despair]

keep flaming to appropriate section please berger.


You can fuck right off.

This assholes needs to be told this shit. He should be locked up for a very long time if he thinks this kind of lifestyle is a great way to live. I can't wait until the day you are doing 150 down the freeway and wrap your ass around a pole.

If you want to go say something, anylize your own life! the guy was just tryin to share an intrestin night and you want to bash him, sorry just because you sad with your own life does not mean you can come on here and make fun of someone! obviusly your life is boring and sucks so please leave us real life people the fuck alone!:) thanks you and go fuck yourself:)

Are you kidding me? Sounds like you should be locked up with him.

[kitty]

I agree..you guys are absolutely pathetic.It scares me to think of raising children that will have to go out into the world and deal with idiots that think this kind of behavior is ok. I sincerely hope that you are just some computer geek that is lying to make his life seem more interesting cuz it's sad to think that you can have this kind of life and actually brag about it:(

[VikesWookie]

so let me get this straight... ur on parole and have a conceal and carry permit? doing 152 in a 70 completely drunk and ur buddy let u off w/ a warning and allowed u to drive away?
let me guess... u had a key of yayo in ur trunk as well and was really on ur way to make a deal? u think ur buddy turned over his dashboard cam tape and relevant paperwork after all this? he slapped cuffs on u? u realize they have administrative procedures? i doubt ur buddy risks his whole career by letting u drive away... my guess is this is BS

[the squid of despair]

What city do you live in jdogg?

[Santo]

fantasyville im guessing.

[Reprah]

There are a lot of hormones flying about in here.

[YetAnotherKitten]

I care. Please start loving yourself and the rest the world.

please?

[TJ60]

So what kind of crooked cops let KNOWN felons/gun runners get away with drinking and driving, Reckless driving, and admitted assault? Like wookie said they have procedures to follow. The first one was calling in ur tags and why he stopped u. Last time i checked Felons or people on parole weren't even allowed to own a firearm let alone a concealed weapon permit. What kind of car do u have? an vette? lambo? enzo? and what do u do making $900 a week?

Why do you people think the only way to be cool is to do stupid shit like that anyways? To be called a hero none the less is far beyond any reason of thought, for all he know he just could have blindsided his brother because he wanted the chick. He was drunk can u really trust what he says he saw after 7 shots of vodka, 7 pitchers of beer, and 2 kegs?

[Xenocide920]

fantasyville im guessing.

more like drunkville. could've been so wasted he dreamed it or something. i doubt an idiot like him would even HAVE a car that could reach 150 mph. that's faster than most cars, unless you were rich.

[Rec2daw]

ok i have cops who are close personal friends and even they can't just pull me over and not do something granted most the time they pull me over and give me verbal warnings or somehtin along the lines of that but they still have procedure to follow and guess what bud at 150 in a 65 first they wouldn't let ya go cause your goin down for reckless endangerment. With a suspended lisence and driving drunk and being on parole or w/e your ass would have been put away for a pretty little time no matter if he's your buddy or not no cop would willingly throw away thier career for a friend. soo umm interesting story and all but i would doubt if any of it was true

[ruffnready]

thank our(Scots) lucky stars your in America,no disrespect to all you law abiding Americans i feel sorry for you`s, but fuck havin cunts like that roaming our streets,we at least know our kids are safe(a) ,,ruff

[Calienta]

Based on the violence Naz tells me about, and how Glasgow was named the most dangerous civilized European city .. I beg to differ :hidey:

[Red Dragon]

That wasn't worth it. You may have found that night exciting but the thing is if somebody could have hit you at an intersection and if you were that drunk - you go to jail not them. one of my friends was drunk sitting at a redlight and got hit from behind, he was wasted but didn't commit any driving errors that I noticed from the car next to them. When the cops came they arrested him and didn't do anything to the person that caused the accident except give them a ticket. He is still locked down today.

[Shanna]

so let me get this straight... ur on parole and have a conceal and carry permit? doing 152 in a 70 completely drunk and ur buddy let u off w/ a warning and allowed u to drive away?
let me guess... u had a key of yayo in ur trunk as well and was really on ur way to make a deal? u think ur buddy turned over his dashboard cam tape and relevant paperwork after all this? he slapped cuffs on u? u realize they have administrative procedures? i doubt ur buddy risks his whole career by letting u drive away... my guess is this is BS
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ok yes i went a bit over bord with my potty mouth but im sure we all knew i had good intentions of telling him how stupid he was.. i also agree and think this story is a bunch of bullshit. :cheeky:

[KidA1337]

it's great to know that this site has alot of criminals
atleast im know now that im not the only one

[ruffnready]

Based on the violence Naz tells me about, and how Glasgow was named the most dangerous civilized European city .. I beg to differ :hidey: pmsl couple of street fights aint nothing though is it,ye glasgow`s bad but only cause it`s full oh jakies though :hehe: ,,ruff

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

I call BULLSHIT!!!!!!

[Mr._Pink]

i can honestly say as one criminal to another shit hapens and just be glad you got away

[tca]

Based on the violence Naz tells me about, and how Glasgow was named the most dangerous civilized European city .. I beg to differ :hidey:

Fist fights are not drunk idiots with pistols n cars

All the same, i call bullshit too

[Nazkyn]

Fist fights lol!?

Glasgow is the worst city in the Western world for knife crime... that's a 'wee' bit worse then fist fights.

Nice sig baby :D

[tca]

Ok, so knives, WOW

still not as bad as said elements of story

next?

[Nazkyn]

Ok, so knives, WOW

still not as bad as said elements of story

next?

I was never arguing that.

[tca]

Then why nitpick?

[Nazkyn]

Fist fights are not drunk idiots with pistols n cars

All the same, i call bullshit too

No comment lol.

[tca]

good boy (f)

[the squid of despair]

i can honestly say as one criminal to another shit hapens and just be glad you got away

All of the hardcore criminals work a Little Caesars in Oklahoma.

[DnD]

i bet you our Nunuvut, with a meager population of 18,000 has a higher violent crime rate per capita then Glasgow.

[Calienta]

Domestic and sexual assaults Cam - not knife fights that lead to people dying.

[tca]

oh no, cos domestic and sexual assaults are just SO much better :rolleyes:

[Calienta]

What's your problem Jesse ? :P You seem to enjoy stalking Darren and I around and making little comments that don't contribute AT all unless the point is to make you look like a kid :P

[swiss miss]

What's your problem Jesse ? :P You seem to enjoy stalking Darren and I around and making little comments that don't contribute AT all unless the point is to make you look like a kid :P


rachel did you forget that jesse is the spam queen and is duty bound to post in every thread whatever the content to continue his reign?? :P

[Calienta]

No lol ... Though I seemed to have forgotten his unfortunate habit of following us around and trying to make us look stupid :P

[DnD]

i looked up the statistics before, those small towns have much higher rates of violent crimes (and homicides) per capita because of the lower population as a denominator.

also, knife fights, although dangerous, aren't as deadly as you would think. i used to hang out with a bunch of rotten hoodlems in my younger days and i remember several of my aquaintences getting stabbed in various places on their person, and they all lived with a few scars.

anyways, my point is, this shit happens every place where there are people. doesn't matter if it's fists, knives, glasgow, windsor, or nunuvit...it's all stupid anyway.

take care folks!

[Calienta]

Yep I agree with you Cam. I'm surprised about Nunavut though. I knew they had a really high suicide rate but didn't know about the homicides.

[the squid of despair]

Anyone else notice that our hero hasn't been back to defend himself? Hopefuly he got locked up.

[tca]

No lol ... Though I seemed to have forgotten his unfortunate habit of following us around and trying to make us look stupid :P

Oh, i don't need to try ;)

edit - but oh do hurry n reply quickly, cos i need another good chuckle before i goto bed

[TJ60]

Last Activity: 05-16-2007 11:25 AM

[tca]

thanks for that craig :S

i hold out hope for a reply here yet, or another class wind up thread ruined :argh:

[JaiJai]

Tca, why do u keep antagonizing Naz and Cali?

oooH let me guess, Naz got the girl and you're green with jealousy (H)

:dunno:

[Santo]

or the other way around?? :dunno:

[Aeon]

who? ..

[JaiJai]

or the other way around?? :dunno:



Ohhh yea.. I think TCA did have a crush on Naz at one time :giggle:

[tca]

Tca, why do u keep antagonizing Naz and Cali?

oooH let me guess, Naz got the girl and you're green with jealousy (H)

:dunno:

:hehe: well i was trying to stir that outta calienta or naz, but whatever works

wind up complete, adios fuckers :grin:

[JaiJai]

Uhm...If that's your form of foreplay, I don't think Naz is gonna be seduced, sorry.


Point made (Y)

Cya Fuckhead :grin:

[tca]

no, its called winding people up by purposely following them? :rolleyes:

whatever, say what ya'all want, this should be interesting :popcorn:

[JaiJai]

Awwww is Tca getting wound up.. here have some of Tim's yogi tea :cheeky:

[tca]

Wound up? Lmao, don't make me laugh

i haven't been happier all week

[JaiJai]

i haven't been happier all week



See! Yogi tea works miracles (Y) :)

[tca]

No, had nothing to do with yogi tea, it has to do that today has been one of the best days for along time

[Aeon]

Why don't you tell us more about it? :D

[DnD]

i think deliberately winding people up is kind of immature....but on the other hand, i also find it ammusing. :grin:

[Dymond]

ur an jack ass thats how i feel about ur "NIGHT". grow the fuck up. booze and guns dont mix. i wish they did lock ur stupid ass up. one less idiot on the streets.u could have killed someone on tha highway... driving when u could hardly stand up??thats real fucking responsible.. and how can u afford to buy guns but you cant afford to get ur license strait? fuck being a hero for that bitch fuck ur brothers abusive ass.. what the fuck is ur problem? i hope u dont think this shit is cool. next time it might not be the cop you know.and i hope they beat ur ass and throw away the key.:nono: :fing: :push: :pound: :argh: :withstupid: :wifey:


LOL God I love this woman!

[tca]

Why don't you tell us more about it? :D

Since thread is already hijacked, yes, why don't i :)

Well, i woke up at 9am, bummed around for about 15 minutes while waking up, then masturbated :P thennnnnnnnn came on here n talked to kristy all day, oh i went mud ratting at 1pm, thats great fun n i missed it so much :D then my brother n his woman came out n i got to see my nephew, then i got to start drinking, then i went to the pub n had fun there, then went to the club..............then came home n drank until 6am n went to bed

was a fun fun day :P

i think deliberately winding people up is kind of immature....but on the other hand, i also find it ammusing. :grin:

Very immature, but like you said, so amusing ;)