It's All About Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[kitty]

Hi my name is Kerri:D

I am 26:O gonna be 27 in 2 days:eh: and I'm a Gemini.:cheeky:

I am in happily in love with an awesome man and omg he's great in bed:D:D:D (did i say he's great in bed?):heat::chawlie: The poor man is just starting to realize what he’s gotten himself into:P

I am an attention whore:D I like it that way:D I like to have fun on the forum and rather than poke my nose into threads and bring them down when people are having fun, I prefer to be goofy. Which of course makes everything all about me, but really it is all about me :D our expert says so:) :wank:

Oh lets not forget that I am a brat...If it's not going my way then expect a tantrum. It's all part of my charm.(a)

anyways, I like cheese, oooh and pepperoni. I could happily live off those 2 items without anything else:D I love my iced coffees..french vanilla xtra cream and splenda, but only from Dunkin Donuts. Oh lets not forget the diet pepsi:)

I like rainy days. I prefer to spend them in bed cuddled under the blankies with the windows cracked. I love sleeping naked with just my feet outside the blankets. Bubble baths with a good book are one of my favorite activities. I always have my phone with me. I am always either talking to someone or texting one of my forum buddies.

I love talking to Carlos and Resa and Alco. They are my buddies and share my sense of humor. (do you need a definition of that word to know what it is?) Timmy is always good for a nice chat also and secretly loves this attention strumpets behavior;) anyways, I am getting off topic here..don’t want to talk about others too much…

I’ll make sure to be back later to continue talking about myself:roll:

[Dymond]

Wow that was really informative.. I would suggest you take bachelor #3

[s4l]

/me puts this thread forward for deletion

[kitty]

/me puts this thread forward for deletion

Under what basis jake?:D It's in open house. It is on topic. So why?:eh:

[YetAnotherKitten]

/me puts this thread forward for deletion

We have to wait til a mod comes and does it "accidentally"

Besides, I'm curious to maybe figure out what she's on about.....:cheeky:

[Aeon]

your boring!

[s4l]

Under what basis jake?:D It's in open house. It is on topic. So why?:eh:

idk :D

(f)

[kitty]

idk :D

(f)

Did you get any scrapes hopping up on Dy's bandwagon? or are you used to it by now?:eh:

[Aeon]

idk :D

(f)

then shhush child shhuush :zip:

[YetAnotherKitten]

your boring!

She's saving the good stuff for later?

[Ridgeback]

I wasn't mentioned by my stalker :O

kitty doesn't love me anymore :cry:

[kitty]

I wasn't mentioned by my stalker :O

kitty doesn't love me anymore :cry:

Well my love...I was told that I bore people so I didnt want to ramble on (f)

[s4l]

Did you get any scrapes hopping up on Dy's bandwagon? or are you used to it by now?:eh:
:| :Cry:
then shhush child shhuush :zip:

:fing: (f)

[vixen]

I wasn't mentioned by my stalker :O

kitty doesn't love me anymore :cry:

Don't worry I don't get love anymore either....

[Santo]

:fing:

Want to rethink that little twat?

[YetAnotherKitten]

I can't believe this thread made it to two pages... Are you all really as bored as I am??

/me waits for school in sadness...

[Santo]

And it might make it to 3 :Bsmile:

[Kloaked Spirit]

Taking it to A/I/W. The reasoning is obvious.

[Santo]

grudges??? :hehe:

i kid i kid

[Kloaked Spirit]

You say grudges, I say massive administrative corruption against "the enemy." Whichever one works for you.

[Santo]

Boils down to the same eh?

back to the cage :whip:

[kitty]

OOOH and there's plenty of room in that cage now eh?:D:D:D:D

[Jacx]

seeing as people just don't get it let me explain for the turds.

Its a about me thread...aka talk about yourselves u muppets!

p.s. kitty im a dictator so fuck off you white trash hoe!

[Santo]

I thought it was all about kitty you turd :rolleyes:

*edit*

Besides it made it to AIW so go fuck yourself elsewhere you don't belong here, we don't like your kind in here, run run little kid.

[Jacx]

edit...maybe it is about her...fuck it I don't care.

fuck u kitty u skank, santo ur as bad, we dont like ur kind too, fucking cuban twat, and u ks can suck my wee willy winkle!!!

[Santo]

edit...maybe it is about her...fuck it I don't care.

fuck u kitty u skank, santo ur as bad, we dont like ur kind too, fucking cuban twat, and u ks can suck my wee willy winkle!!!

I emphazised the most important and truthful part of your post.

[kitty]

edit...maybe it is about her...fuck it I don't care.

fuck u kitty u skank, santo ur as bad, we dont like ur kind too, fucking cuban twat, and u ks can suck my wee willy winkle!!!

you better shut your mouth b4 I make your woman come do it for you:glare:

[Aeon]

You say grudges, I say massive administrative corruption against "the enemy." Whichever one works for you.


both have a nice ring...

[JaiJai]

Yea but it's MY WEE WILLY WINKY ... So back off KS you two timing corrupt enemy and go find YOUR OWN!!! :glare:

/me hands you all a pair of tweezers (a)

[Santo]

Yea but it's MY WEE WILLY WINKY ... So back off KS you two timing corrupt enemy and go find YOUR OWN!!! :glare:

/me hands you a pair of tweezers (a)


And by you, she means Jacx.....

[JaiJai]

The Tweeze Team:


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/tweesa/TheTweezeTeam.jpg


:hehe: :rofl: :giggle: :grin:


:run:

[Santo]

Mine is the farthest seen, its all an optic illusion :argh:


but this makes me wonder, how does Resa know all this..... :glare:

cam hoe!

[Jacx]

Mine is the farthest seen, its all an optic illusion :argh:


but this makes me wonder, how does Resa know all this..... :glare:

cam hoe!



:O Omg you bitch! U said u only cammed with me

and kitty....steve...budda...and another 48 elsluts in this place:glare:

[JaiJai]

Well jacx, you were working all those hours (a)

Speaking of bitches... Isn't this thread supposed to be all about Kitty? (H)

[Santo]

working = Doris???

[Eyez Neverclear]

The Tweeze Team:


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/tweesa/TheTweezeTeam.jpg


Curved, for her pleasure ;)

[kitty]

Curved, for her pleasure ;)

oh puhleeeze....who'd get pleasure out of your lil thing...curved or not :roll:

[Santo]

you?? :x

[Eyez Neverclear]

oh puhleeeze....who'd get pleasure out of your lil thing...curved or not :roll:

You swore up and down that you preferred them smaller and that you weren't just trying to make me feel better. You said that normal size penis scared you

*runs off in embarassment

[Aeon]

You swore up and down that you preferred them smaller and that you weren't just trying to make me feel better. You said that normal size penis scared you

*runs off in embarassment



oh man it's gonna take years to undo this damage
:O

[Santo]

A broken penis can't be fixed :dunno:

[Aeon]

it can still be kissed and loved

[Santo]

what about ego's?

and what good would that do?

[Aeon]

meh... deal with it princess :D

[Santo]

it's not mine that is broken :D

[kitty]

His isnt broken..just bent a bit

[Aeon]

whatever helps you sleep at night ;)

[Santo]

i could tell you all about that :x

[Aeon]

sleeping at night.. or a broken penis?

[Santo]

:rolleyes:

[kitty]

Carlos doesnt sleep:roll: he passes out drunk

[Aeon]

:rolleyes:


just kidding... talk to me in spanish some more... :hehe:

[Eyez Neverclear]

Now everyone is talking about my inadequate penis :hidey:

[Santo]

So now it's all about you???

[Aeon]

Now everyone is talking about my inadequate penis :hidey:


well atleast it's so inadequate that it's worth talking about...:hehe:

[Eyez Neverclear]

So now it's all about you???

No, just my penis :glare:

[Aeon]

No, just my penis :glare:


and it's sheer inadequacy :O runs.........................

[Santo]

No, just my penis :glare:


Are you making those eyes trying to catch a glimpse then?:grin:

[Aeon]

Someone please change the name of the thread to "IT"S ALL ABOUT EYEZ"S WEEEEEEEEEE WEE WILLY"

[Eyez Neverclear]

Are you making those eyes trying to catch a glimpse then?:grin:

No I got that all out of my system when I was younger. Now I've just excepted (sort of) that its inadaquate and won't be any better til I can afford some kind of surgery to rectify my problem :hidey:

[Santo]

Get rid of the Boston kitty that might make some savings

:run:

[Aeon]

No I got that all out of my system when I was younger. Now I've just excepted (sort of) that its inadaquate and won't be any better til I can afford some kind of surgery to rectify my problem :hidey:


www.johnbobbit.com (http://www.johnbobbit.com)

[Eyez Neverclear]

Someone please change the name of the thread to "IT"S ALL ABOUT EYEZ"S WEEEEEEEEEE WEE WILLY"


Good thing I found the one girl in the world that prefers it small eh?





Aeon is really Lauraina Bobbit :O

[Aeon]

but John Bobbit had it replaced and "surgically enhanced'

[Eyez Neverclear]

but john bobbit had it replaced and "surgcially enhanced"

I'll have to find his fan club and ask him if he has a doctor he recommends:grin:

[kitty]

Enough of this madness!!! It's really huge as can be and I love it :run:


and you guys need to get back on topic...enough about charlie:argh:

[Santo]

No need to lie he has come clean.... and short and small..

[Aeon]

does it point up or down or to the side?


edit: why do i hear the song "do your balls hang low?"

[Eyez Neverclear]

No need to lie he has come clean.... and short and small..

It is short and small but I don't come clean.

[kitty]

you should see hi_ throw it over his shoulder:|

[Santo]

It is short and small but I don't come clean.

inadequate and all, do you cum?

[Eyez Neverclear]

does it point up or down or to the side?


edit: why do i hear the song "do your balls hang low?"

its starts to the right then half way down it goes back to the left. I think I have scholiosis of a different kind :hidey:

[Eyez Neverclear]

inadequate and all, do you cum?

Only if I have my prostate massaged

[Aeon]

you should see hi_ throw it over his shoulder:|

like a continental soldier..pmsl....

http://www.sptddog.com/sotp/rev4.jpg

[Santo]

Only if I have my prostate massaged


/me writes down: Buttplug for charlie's christmas gift.

[Aeon]

/me writes down: Buttplug for charlie's christmas gift.


that's what we got him last year.

[Eyez Neverclear]

/me writes down: Buttplug for charlie's christmas gift.

but plugging my butt blocks off my massages :(

[Santo]

You know the anus gives in, he will need a bigger one... :grin:


oh oh one of those that need batteries :run:

[Aeon]

but plugging my butt blocks off my massages :(


even the one with the handle?

[Eyez Neverclear]

even the one with the handle?


/me isn't familiar with those kinds and runs off to surf for one

[kitty]

lets all play a game...who am I?


Another thread wasted....*sighs*

[Santo]

and your point is??

:run:

[kitty]

and your point is??

:run:

who am I? say my name bitch!!!

[Santo]

bitch!!!!!!!!

[Aeon]

who am I? say my name bitch!!!


bitch is your name? :P

[Eyez Neverclear]

*notes that this thread has only been posted in by bitches

[Aeon]

and hoes

[Diogee old]

Too many damn pages...
damn Bitches

[Aeon]

Too many damn pages...
damn Bitches


shut up hoe

[Santo]

Too many damn pages...
damn Bitches

bitch please....

[Diogee old]

eat shit and die, CUNT!

[Santo]

oh boy are we creative [/sarcasm]

[Eyez Neverclear]

cunts die if they eat shit? are you serious. poor things, thats not fair at all :O

[Diogee old]

Creative, Fuck being creative.

[Diogee old]

cunts die if they eat shit? are you serious. poor things, thats not fair at all :O

well try it and tell us your results

[Eyez Neverclear]

well try it and tell us your results


I can't because I can't keep my eyes off your B games reset sig. I'm entranced and I'm not even in B games this round

[Dymond]

wow..I didn't even make it to 6 pages of this..

Couldn't read anymore without feeling like a little piece of me was dying..

but carry on..

[Santo]

Do us all a favor and make it more than just a little piece....

[Dymond]

yeah but what I've heard 'little' is all you have..I'm so sorry..

[Santo]

You obviosly have been talking to the wrong people ;)

[TJ60]

You obviosly have been talking to the wrong people ;)

when did Rosie Palm and the 5 maidens ever talk?

[Dymond]

*sign language*

[Santo]

Where is SW when you need him *sigh*

but enoough nice stuff, fuck you two and die a terrible and painful death, i hope your coprse get discrated too :dunno:

[TJ60]

Where is SW when you need him *sigh*

but enoough nice stuff, fuck you two and die a terrible and painful death, i hope your coprse get discrated too :dunno:

How about u quit ripping out pages from Moonblood's book:glare: oh thats right....oh yea thats right u live in mexico...knockoff artists

[Aeon]

cunts die if they eat shit? are you serious. poor things, thats not fair at all :O


:O

Cunts retreat!

We have been beaten by the assholes!!!

[Aiyana]

:popcorn: OMG this has got to be the best thread I have seen in a LONG time!!!:hehe: ( no matter how small it seems to be:glare: )


besides size don't matter it is how you use it(a) ( this is a lie woman say so grown men don't cry like little boys)



:simon: Oooops wheres the beef:glare: :hehe: :roflmao: