Pirate Hooker Scag With AIDS Infested Monkey

[the squid of despair]

You know, your name fits you very well. You try pull this bullshit all the time and I'm sick of it. I guess it's for the best, since I hear you have trouble keeping your legs closed in the first place. I can't believe I had even considered sex with you after the horror stories I heard.

You're just a pathetic drunk who hates her life and will never better yourself. Why do you feel the need to this shit? Does it make you feel bigger and better? Does it get you off in some strage way? Please let us all know, you fucked up bitch.

[tca]

We all appreciate its your time of the month, but why not take your rambling nonsense elsewhere?

[Aeon]

You know, your name fits you very well. You try pull this bullshit all the time and I'm sick of it. I guess it's for the best, since I hear you have trouble keeping your legs closed in the first place. I can't believe I had even considered sex with you after the horror stories I heard.

You're just a pathetic drunk who hates her life and will never better yourself. Why do you feel the need to this shit? Does it make you feel bigger and better? Does it get you off in some strage way? Please let us all know, you fucked up bitch.


You told me I was the only one you talked to that way!!!
i'm hurt.:$

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

WTF??!?!?! Did you just call me a scag? Better go back to urbandictionary.com little boy cause you can do a hell of a lot better than that.


I'm sorry that i offended you when I laughed at the size of your manhood, but trust me...I've seen deaf, dumb, and blind midgets with cocks bigger than yours. Doesn't help that you had to slip me a roofie to get in my pants.......I guess it's the only way you're getting any ass these days with a wee willy like that.

Oh wait...you did bag that 50-year old cougar one night.....

*edit*
Oh yeah....and i let the monkey take a shit under your couch!!!

[Aeon]

Hurt seriously hurt.

[YetAnotherKitten]

*edit*
this is totally not real.

[the squid of despair]

WTF??!?!?! Did you just call me a scag? Better go back to urbandictionary.com little boy cause you can do a hell of a lot better than that.


I'm sorry that i offended you when I laughed at the size of your manhood, but trust me...I've seen deaf, dumb, and blind midgets with cocks bigger than yours. Doesn't help that you had to slip me a roofie to get in my pants.......I guess it's the only way you're getting any ass these days with a wee willy like that.

Oh wait...you did bag that 50-year old cougar one night.....

*edit*
Oh yeah....and i let the monkey take a shit under your couch!!!

Please, like you'd deny ME! Maybe next time you won't get so funcking drunk and you'll be able to remember clearly. Maybe if you aren't too busy throwing up next time, you'll get a chance.

I find it funny that a near pre-historic relic, such as yourself, would ever deny me. I know it makes you sad to know that the only action you can get is that horny 21-25 year old who is just looking for a quick piece of ass. You're that quick piece of ass and I actually do get sick thinking about what I almost did.

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

TOO drunk to remember?? Sorry sweetie, but you've got it all wrong. After I finished throwing up in your bathroom (from the sheer horror of seeing that vienna sausage you call your manhood) you were passed out on the couch with your studly friend's giant load of jizz dripping down your chin.

I got the hell outta there as quick as I could.....

[the squid of despair]

TOO drunk to remember?? Sorry sweetie, but you've got it all wrong. After I finished throwing up in your bathroom (from the sheer horror of seeing that vienna sausage you call your manhood) you were passed out on the couch with your studly friend's giant load of jizz dripping down your chin.

I got the hell outta there as quick as I could.....

I know it sucks to be publicly hummiliated on a forum, but let's not resort to childish lies.

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Lies?? Fuck you!! Shall we call Chris to confirm my story????

And why should I be embarrassed? You were the one with a hard on ;)

[the squid of despair]

Thanks for proving my story lush, Chris wasn't even there. When will you realise you have a problem? Do we need to have an intervention? What is it gonna take? Maybe it will all be clear the morning you wake up and don't immediatly have a drink. It's a problem when you have a kettle on and tonic with your corn flakes in the morning.

You need serious help.

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

I do NOT drink kettle One for breakfast!

It's Belvedere and corn flakes......FFS get your story straight.


And Aeon just PM'd me copies of your drunken text messages to her. So who is the lush now? I had no idea that you like to lick the crust between her toes and call her pappi....you sicko.

[Aeon]

Not to mention all the recorded phone convo's where "Hooker" was 3rd party and Squid never knew..

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Well I guess the cat is out of the bag now.....

I didn't think we were gonna tell him about that AM! :eh:

[the squid of despair]

Fortunatly for me, I can fight my battles one on one. I see you need all the help you can get. So your back up is a drug addict from Canada who struggles to hold mediocre (at best) jobs and relies on her family and prostitution to feed her kid?

Let's not change the focus of this thread though, you've failed at life.

[Aeon]

Fortunatly for me, I can fight my battles one on one. I see you need all the help you can get. So your back up is a drug addict from Canada who struggles to hold mediocre (at best) jobs and relies on her family and prostitution to feed her kid?

Let's not change the focus of this thread though, you've failed at life.


Nope the dirty talk will not save you now... you wanna play with 2 women but... you say we are attacking you when we find out about eachother.. Suck it up princess you brought this on yourself.

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Failed at life?

Ironic coming from an angst-filled child whoose only sexual pleasure in life is to come on the internet and pick on women.


Well that and German scat porn.

[Dymond]

this is pretty good.. Popcorn anyone?

[the squid of despair]

Failed at life?

Ironic coming from an angst-filled child whoose only sexual pleasure in life is to come on the internet and pick on women.


Well that and German scat porn.

Pick on women? Let me guess, you're poor and defenseless but you want equal rights. You want to be treated equal, but cry when a man picks on your poor little self. Get over it, I don't treat people as men and women, I treat them as people. Woman aren't safe from my wrath.

EDIT:

There's nothing wrong with German scat porn...

[Santo]

this is pretty good.. Popcorn anyone?


A slut and a queer is your idea of fun?? :hehe:

You should see mexican soap`tv shows.....

Pick on women? Let me guess, you're poor and defenseless but you want equal rights. You want to be treated equal, but cry when a man picks on your poor little self. Get over it, I don't treat people as men and women, I treat them as people. Woman aren't safe from my wrath.

EDIT:

There's nothing wrong with German scat porn...


neither are they safe from your ill infected little wee wee

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Pick on women? Let me guess, you're poor and defenseless but you want equal rights. You want to be treated equal, but cry when a man picks on your poor little self. Get over it, I don't treat people as men and women, I treat them as people. Woman aren't safe from my wrath.

EDIT:

There's nothing wrong with German scat porn...

I always knew you were an equal-opportunist. I guess that explains why I saw your pic on the gay escort service website.

But $50??? Come on....you're worth more than that!!!




*play nicely now kids....the grown up has to go back to work*

[Santo]

I always knew you were an equal-opportunist. I guess that explains why I saw your pic on the gay escort service website.

But $50??? Come on....you're worth more than that!!!


Get some glasses slut, 50 cents......


I mean smelly hooker.

[Dymond]

Santo I was watching one last night.. Didn't understand much but I knew it wasn't good when they hubby opened the closet and there was shirtless guy in it..

[Santo]

Santo I was watching one last night.. Didn't understand much but I knew it wasn't good when they hubby opened the closet and there was shirtless guy in it..


That and Grey's Anatomy, you are traveling down a road with no coming back.

[Dymond]

Well I won't argue my Grey's Anatomy addiction but the soap opera was just cause I had stopped there while my wife was talking to me.. Then we see the guy pop out of the closet and both laughed..

[Santo]

they all say that....

Havo you got your prostate check yet?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Wow, I go back to work and this thread turns into a hen party between Dy and Santo.

Grow some balls!!!! :argh: :argh: :argh:



:peace:

[Aiyana]

damn i miss all the good stuff...I have no clue what is going on but so far it seems good.




....passes DY some micro pop:cheeky:

[F8SentMe]

WOW scat porn yuk!!!!!:roflmao:

[the squid of despair]

I love how this bitch can just laugh at this thread. Nothing but jokes when I'm fucking serious, you got a problem and I may need to help you fix it. We'll see who laughs soon, you've pushed me too far.

[Santo]

I love how this bitch can just laugh at this thread. Nothing but jokes when I'm fucking serious, you got a problem and I may need to help you fix it. We'll see who laughs soon, you've pushed me too far.


If there is a cliff involved it wasn't far enough :rolleyes:


and hooker, don't hate us just because Dy pulls out of your smelly cartel.

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

I love how this bitch can just laugh at this thread. Nothing but jokes when I'm fucking serious, you got a problem and I may need to help you fix it. We'll see who laughs soon, you've pushed me too far.

Whatever squidly. You're all talk and we all know it. You know where I live......you gotta problem?? Come and settle it FFS, otherwise you can shut the fuck up and go back to that rat hole you call a home.

AND SANTO.....It's the monkey!!!! I swear....he's the one who smells :hidey:

[Spork!!!]

keep posting you freckers, this thread is piss funny. ;)

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Sorry Spork.


Looks like Squidly has run out of mouth diarrhea.

[Aeon]

Sorry Spork.


Looks like Squidly has run out of mouth diarrhea.


Rest assured, he's full of it tho..

[Dymond]

Did you know the Pirate hired ninjas to kill me for pulling out of Cool Hand? Luckily I was a full on genin and kicked some ass!! I used the Sexy Maija Jutsu!

[Uganja]

This is fan fucking tastic. Keep it going bitches :)




(Guaranteed i could fuck you both though if i so wished.
Therefore making me the man, and you 2 mere pawns in the game of my life.)

[Santo]

Rest assured, he's full of it tho..


that goes without saying

:glare:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Seriously Sean.....stop calling my phone and hanging up. It's really immature. YOu think I can't hear your thick heavy obese breath panting on the other end?

And Hansen...In your dreams pretty boy! (although sex with you might fulfill my lesbian fantasies)

[the squid of despair]

Seriously Sean.....stop calling my phone and hanging up. It's really immature. YOu think I can't hear your thick heavy obese breath panting on the other end?



You flatter yourself. Like I said before, I'm tired of you and the shit you pull all of the time. Someone really needs to put you in your place (and I don't just mean a forum check). I'm sure someone will help you with this sooner than later, just look at Brittany Hart...

[YetAnotherKitten]

I don't think this is funny anymore.

[Santo]

I don't think this is funny anymore.


This was never meant to be funny :glare:

And squid you come across as even a smaller little man than the previous reflections of your tiny slef lead me to believe...

[Asshole]

This was never meant to be funny :glare:

And squid you come across as even a smaller little man than the previous reflections of your tiny slef lead me to believe...

Why on earth are you getting involved taco bell? this was an argument between hooker and squid boy, they live in California they have enough Mexican problems without you interfering with their rough love..


3 on 1 is seriously unfair i know you follow aeon like a homeless mans dog but seriously grow up, get back to your mcjob and make some tortillas your constant slathering over aeon is getting sickening




Aeon and the hooker seem to be hunting as a pack of late.. that's just hawt...

[Shanna]

is this shit for real?
god damn u bitches cant be serious!!!!

holy shit
real life drama dirty laundry aired the fuck out!!!
wow:S

[Santo]

Why on earth are you getting involved taco bell? this was an argument between hooker and squid boy, they live in California they have enough Mexican problems without you interfering with their rough love..


3 on 1 is seriously unfair i know you follow aeon like a homeless mans dog but seriously grow up, get back to your mcjob and make some tortillas your constant slathering over aeon is getting sickening




Aeon and the hooker seem to be hunting as a pack of late.. that's just hawt...


Just lovely to see your ugly face come up, you like the taste of my cum so much you have to pop your filthy mouth every single time eh?

[YetAnotherKitten]

Reported reported reported!

[Santo]

pfff, don't bother Lisa, it's sad to see that the all mighty flamer that Asshole is suppose to be is reduced to a poor alcoholic kid with obvious lack of attention who's smartest remarks have to fall under very unwitted racial slur, and what it's even wrst is that he finds repeating himself over and over and that seems to fullfil his sad little life. Let him be, it's all he really has, i wouldn't want him to open his eyes to the mediocracy of his life and try to find an easy way out.

[YetAnotherKitten]

too late.

if its any consolation I also reported squid for a possible death threat. That is nothing to fucking joke about. I don't know what this is about I'm not gonna pretend that I agree with it.

[Asshole]

I think its pretty sad lisa if you cant see this is all just a joke between the pirate and the squid, its also aiw, if your gonna waste mod time by reporting comments in here you dont like you better not click the link


as for santo i was going for a friendly flame but it seems your getting too touchy in your old age.. oh wait, i guess the aeon remake hit a nerve?

and for the record its not your cum that tastes sweet, its the victory and its oh so easily attainable, but ive proved that against you more than once right? and all you do each time is continually spout off about how the

"oh-so-mighty" Asshole has fallen from grace, you werent even here when flaming was at its best, you havent been here long full stop, time to stop playing with the adults kiddo, go back to the sandbox

[Santo]

Past times are long gone, but hey, you see and read what you want, that little brain of yours plays tricks sometimes...

[Spork!!!]

wow, the Operator's cartel discussion must be lively. ;)