kitty
24th June 2006, 11:48 PM
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many
of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, "would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in
the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches." :w00t2:
of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, "would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in
the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches." :w00t2: