Slaanneesh
2nd July 2007, 10:07 AM
OK... last night i had a car. today i don't. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am willing to offer an amnesty to the little twokkers who decided to take a joyride in MY CAR. this amnesty will last until noon tommorow.
It'll work like this.
1. you bring me my car.
2. you get out of car.
3. i walk over and shake you by the hand.
4. i congratulate you on your unabashed cheek.
5. i get in car.
6. i drive away.
(See i can be civil)
Or
1. i contact the police and me peeps.
2. you better hope police get you before i hunt you down.
3. i find you!
4. i cause you stupidly liberal amounts of pain and discomfort (blunt metal objects loom into my mind. maybe some lemon juice for any cuts.)
5. i fart in your face.
6. many peeps jump on you with (hopefully) hobnailed boots on.
7. i take back my car. (and anything else i can see as compensation)
8. i fart in your face again. (Maybe piss on you a little bit too)
9. we dump you in small rubber boat at least 50 miles from the coast.
10. we give you a small barbecue, blunt knife and cooking utensils.
11. hopefully when your really hungry one of you eats the other.
12. i write a oscar winning film based on these events.
13. i make stupid amounts of cash.
14. i visit you in prison and laugh.
15. when you get released we start again at 4 (maybe add some animal rape in there to spice it up a little)(i'm thinking of using a horse. they're huge!!)
Although case one sounds easier i am hoping you choose the 2nd!!.
Either ring me now or get running. (makes it more sporting)
kindest regards
ps.. I will no longer be holding these little amnesties and as such if i catch anyone else stealing from me i'm gonna go third world on their ass and have a go at hacking of a hand.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I am willing to offer an amnesty to the little twokkers who decided to take a joyride in MY CAR. this amnesty will last until noon tommorow.
It'll work like this.
1. you bring me my car.
2. you get out of car.
3. i walk over and shake you by the hand.
4. i congratulate you on your unabashed cheek.
5. i get in car.
6. i drive away.
(See i can be civil)
Or
1. i contact the police and me peeps.
2. you better hope police get you before i hunt you down.
3. i find you!
4. i cause you stupidly liberal amounts of pain and discomfort (blunt metal objects loom into my mind. maybe some lemon juice for any cuts.)
5. i fart in your face.
6. many peeps jump on you with (hopefully) hobnailed boots on.
7. i take back my car. (and anything else i can see as compensation)
8. i fart in your face again. (Maybe piss on you a little bit too)
9. we dump you in small rubber boat at least 50 miles from the coast.
10. we give you a small barbecue, blunt knife and cooking utensils.
11. hopefully when your really hungry one of you eats the other.
12. i write a oscar winning film based on these events.
13. i make stupid amounts of cash.
14. i visit you in prison and laugh.
15. when you get released we start again at 4 (maybe add some animal rape in there to spice it up a little)(i'm thinking of using a horse. they're huge!!)
Although case one sounds easier i am hoping you choose the 2nd!!.
Either ring me now or get running. (makes it more sporting)
kindest regards
ps.. I will no longer be holding these little amnesties and as such if i catch anyone else stealing from me i'm gonna go third world on their ass and have a go at hacking of a hand.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.