Wanking.......

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

It does not cause blindness. Nor does it cause hairy palms.

It is alot of fun though. I'm doing it right now. :grin:

I thought I might share this information to help educate others of the lies that have been associated with masturbation.


You're welcome.

[Alc0]

/me joins the wanking crew

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

May also be referred to as:
Jacking off, jerking off, beating off, beating the snake, milkling the snake, milking the cyclops, wagging the tail, yanking the chain, rubbing one out, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, spanking the monkey, homework, Jizzatation, turning Japanese, ........just to name a few

[Zeus]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9550/wankingbigmi0.jpg

[Shiro Ishii]

i like jacking off

[Buckledmac]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9550/wankingbigmi0.jpg

fair play, that doods got skills

[F8SentMe]

Meh, you guys are alone at least us girls have B.O.B. A girl's real best friend...:hehe:

[I Got Priors]

Meh, you guys are alone at least us girls have B.O.B. A girl's real best friend...:hehe:


:confused: Is this something I should know about??? If it is could you fill me in on what B.O.B. is? :eh:

[Aeon]

battery operated boyfriend. :D

[Dymond]

Bring own Batteries LOL

[tca]

It does not cause blindness. Nor does it cause hairy palms.

It is alot of fun though. I'm doing it right now. :grin:


First part is quite true, copious amounts of it on the other hand can be quite detrimental to your schlong. ;)

Second part is quite true, more fun if you go a week or so then have one.

[Melbourne Made]

May also be referred to as:
Jacking off, jerking off, beating off, beating the snake, milkling the snake, milking the cyclops, wagging the tail, yanking the chain, rubbing one out, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, spanking the monkey, homework, Jizzatation, turning Japanese, ........just to name a few


Havin A Bat lmao

[herojuana]

i learnt german for 5 years in school, and just about all i remember from it now is 'batten mein schlangen' which means beat my snake lol

[tca]

lol

whacking is my favourite :P

like, brb, gon tae have a whack lol

i've actually said that on msn :hidey: ask ice lol

[Uganja]

Can't beat a Danger wank.



Get your lil man standing to attention, once you start the process, shout for your mum and dad (requires you to still be living at home).... and see if you can finish off before they arrive in your bedroom.

[Dymond]

Its good to see you guys comfortable in your masterbation LOL

[TJ60]

rubbing one out

[I Got Priors]

battery operated boyfriend. :D


:hidey: Ooops..should have known that one. Being married for 15 years..I should definitely know that one. :S

[F8SentMe]

Bring own Batteries LOL

That's a given batteries aren't free haha...... I suggest invest in rechargable ones

[swiss miss]

That's a given batteries aren't free haha...... I suggest invest in rechargable ones

shall us bondage girls get a share club and take over duracell??? ;) :P :hehe:

[F8SentMe]

shall us bondage girls get a share club and take over duracell??? ;) :P :hehe:

LOL I own 23 shares im making myself rich!!

[Dymond]

Don't they make some with AC adapters?? LOL

[Exploding Sockpuppet]

:confused: .....could you fill me in on what B.O.B. is? :eh:


Fill you in on B.O.B?
or fill you up with B.O.B?

[Shanna]

LOL I own 23 shares im making myself rich!!

why the hell wasnt i told about the shares? :zip:

[Taste of Britain]

:O f8 in the wanking thread :O



b r b

:cheeky:

[F8SentMe]

:O f8 in the wanking thread :O



b r b

:cheeky:

LOL I just got it haha I miss my TOB:hehe: