TJ60
18th August 2007, 11:30 AM
A man, returning home a day early from a business
trip, got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight. While en route
to his home, he asked the
cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected
his wife was having an
affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and
cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights,
yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The
husband put a gun to the
naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been
very generous! I lied when
I told you I inherited money. He paid for the
Hummer I bought for you. He
paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your
New York Giant's season
tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He
paid for our country club
membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband
slowly lowered the gun. He
looked over at the cab driver and said, "What
would you do?"
The cabby replied; "I'd cover him up with that
blanket before he catches a cold.
trip, got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight. While en route
to his home, he asked the
cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected
his wife was having an
affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and
cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights,
yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The
husband put a gun to the
naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been
very generous! I lied when
I told you I inherited money. He paid for the
Hummer I bought for you. He
paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your
New York Giant's season
tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He
paid for our country club
membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband
slowly lowered the gun. He
looked over at the cab driver and said, "What
would you do?"
The cabby replied; "I'd cover him up with that
blanket before he catches a cold.