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Colander
27th June 2006, 10:07 AM
i was waiting on this elderly couple at work the other day, and as im standing there, taking their order, i noticed an off odour about them. i though to myself, its just the smell of old people, but sure enough the man got up to the washroom with a piss stain all down his pants, and the seat was soaked thoroughly lol they still stayed to eat and left a decent tip, but how embarrassing!
BRR
27th June 2006, 10:31 AM
D&D..
thatguy
27th June 2006, 01:25 PM
not to me but i have a second-hand story...

i have a younger brother that used to work at a grocery store. one day he was headed out to the parking lot to retrieve shopping carts when he saw an older man walking toward the store. before reaching the entrance, the man stopped, lifted his right foot, and started shaking his leg. out of his pant leg rolled a handful of poop nuggets. after depositing the poop nuggets on the ground, the man casually walked into the store as if nothing happened.
YetAnotherKitten
27th June 2006, 01:28 PM
D&D..


deja vu!!
RobCheadle
27th June 2006, 06:43 PM
LMAO Colz. I used to frequent this pub near work and every day this old lady would come in and order a barley wine. Sit down at one of the tables and piss herself.

Every day!

The landlady ended up barring her.
Uganja
27th June 2006, 07:23 PM
Don't know about you guys.. but all this talk about piss makes me want a golden shower...
DnD
27th June 2006, 11:55 PM
that has happened to me! :w00t2:
Colander
28th June 2006, 01:01 PM
that has happened to me! :w00t2:


what a coincidence:Shutit:
tca
28th June 2006, 08:24 PM
not to me but i have a second-hand story...

i have a younger brother that used to work at a grocery store. one day he was headed out to the parking lot to retrieve shopping carts when he saw an older man walking toward the store. before reaching the entrance, the man stopped, lifted his right foot, and started shaking his leg. out of his pant leg rolled a handful of poop nuggets. after depositing the poop nuggets on the ground, the man casually walked into the store as if nothing happened.

dude!!

LMFAO that's fuckling funny ROFL

dirty, but funny lmfao
Smash Bros
28th June 2006, 08:29 PM
when i worked at Go Lo i was told by my boss that like a week before i started an elderly guy came in and shat his pants, he went through the whole shop and wiped his arse with every peice of clothing he could find.