Forum Rec. Thread

[TJ60]

1st one goes to Pirate Hooker with a Monkey (aka) Maija



so lets start with a few questions then let ur Roast begin:grin:


1) When did u first get the net at home?

2) What was some of the first websites u went to?

3) Why did ur parents put a J in ur name?

4) Have u always been a cali girl?

5) Who were your first friends on the forum?

6) Which Forum do u prefer, post sb forum or non sb forum?

7) Who is in your "CLIQUE"?

8) Who is your Favorite Male Forum Character?

9) Female character?

10) Favorite Mod?

11) Who is the person on the forum u love to hate?


Now everybody feel free to let Pirate know how u really feel about her....THIS IS AIW!!!

[Santo]

Why does the stinky bitch gets to start?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

you can do better than that. Come on, think of all the ammunition i give you.....

Drunk cum guzzling whore? Now THAT'S a good flame....

[Santo]

Talk when spoken to bitch now go make me a sammich....


:run:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

I thought you ate tacos.....

[the squid of despair]

I thought you ate tacos.....


Can you shut your face and answer the questions...

[Santo]

She needs a couple more hours to get her buzz going to be able to make any kind of sense.....


:cheeky:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

1st one goes to Pirate Hooker with a Monkey (aka) Maija



so lets start with a few questions then let ur Roast begin:grin:


1) When did u first get the net at home? 1993 beyatches!! That's right, I was downloading pr0n at 12 KBPS while the rest of you were still in diapers

2) What was some of the first websites u went to?A forum. Go figure.

3) Why did ur parents put a J in ur name?Three words: THEY WERE HIGH!

4) Have u always been a cali girl?Born and raised. Like, ya know?

5) Who were your first friends on the forum?Dave and I shared a hatred of SpiZun when I first arrived. Cereal Killer and TIG were my first friends, and Phuquit my first enemy. Some guy named Veritas taught me how to cheat in the game (multis) and Divine Supremacy was my first cartel besides Cool Hand. In the early days, it was only me, Vix, Kat, Spiz, Miemio, Hobbles, and Miss A.....the rest were stinky boys.

6) Which Forum do u prefer, post sb forum or non sb forum? non-sb: but only because there seemed to be more posting, and what's the point of the SB if SoWarped isn't around to post disgusting pics in it?

7) Who is in your "CLIQUE"? Odd Thomas. But it's not a clique, it's an evil conspiracy.

8) Who is your Favorite Male Forum Character? Anna Molly

9) Female character? Resa and Jay

10) Favorite Mod? :dancey:

11) Who is the person on the forum u love to hate? All of you whingy whiney drunk good for nothing low IQ white trash taco eating trivia sucking bastards


Now everybody feel free to let Pirate know how u really feel about her....THIS IS AIW!!!


:grin: :grin: Flame away. Make me proud!

[the squid of despair]

:grin: :grin: Flame away. Make me proud!

You're fat...

[Santo]

You're fat...


your queer, but no one is counting....

[TJ60]

buckle is ur favorite mod:@ NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

You're fat...
And you're bald.

Too easy.....try again.

buckle is ur favorite mod:@ NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

Get your own smiley and i'll pick you!!!!!

[Santo]

buckle is ur favorite mod:@ NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!


your queer too... now wonder you make such a lovely couple with the squid.:grin:



And that was not an hour in any planet :glare:

[TJ60]

I had a smiley long before buckle :jock60:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

I never knew you had yellow skin :|

[holy shit]

hmm seeing i have never had the priviledge of talking to ya girl i will pick the i would pay 5 bux to hit it.... lol regardless congrats on the first make me a porn star thread... opps i meant forum star thread... hehe


jk i can't seem to grip with flaming someone i do not know... tc

[VikesWookie]

5 bucks? sure... maybe even dinner and a movie! ;)

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

hmm seeing i have never had the priviledge of talking to ya girl i will pick the i would pay 5 bux to hit it....

From the guy with a dancing piece of poo in his avatar....I'll take that as a compliment!

5 bucks? sure... maybe even dinner and a movie! ;)


The $5 fee includes a taco from Santo and a large Coke. The monkey costs extra....

[the squid of despair]

The monkey costs extra....

How much extra?

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

For you my dear? Free!!


Anyone else......send me a private message and we'll negotiate :grin:

[Dymond]

I got nothing.. hard to flame people you actually like...

[Jacx]

Shes a bitch, a witch and she smells of piss!

Seriously Pirate, why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma...i mean come on as much as i would love to insult you calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Btw All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo, shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

[Dymond]

Shes a bitch, a witch and she smells of piss!

Seriously Pirate, why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma...i mean come on as much as i would love to insult you calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Btw All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo, shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

LOL that was good Jacx.. slip into something more comfortable.. still chuckling..

[Theo]

I have no idea who you are, but for 5 bucks, i say cheap kind of hooker

[PiNkPaNtHeR22432323]

i'm not much for flaming... but i'll say 3 words...



cool hand sucks! :P jp you know i love you.. havent talked to you in forever and havent played with u guys in forever.. r u still around

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

Shes a bitch, a witch and she smells of piss!

Seriously Pirate, why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma...i mean come on as much as i would love to insult you calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Btw All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo, shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Yippee!! Finally a flame worth more than a passing glance....


Too bad it's from a goat shagging limey whoose best line is an old 80's joke about needing a license for ugliness. Are the fat mom jokes next? I've got some old VHS tapes of "What's Happening" if you need to borrow them.


Maybe you should get Resa to start writing your jokes for you.

That lovely woman is the best thing that ever happened to a Pom like you....in fact, I heard your last girlfreind was such a whore they built a carpool lane in her pu**y for all the guys waiting to get in.


:lovesgoats: :sheeplove: :sheeplove: :sheeplove:


:grin:

[JaiJai]

Maybe you should get Resa to start writing your jokes for you.

That lovely woman is the best thing that ever happened to a Pom like you


9) Who is your favorite Female character? Resa and Jay


Geez how am I supposed to roast you now? :eh:

Bitch :argh:

[Uganja]

5 bucks was a little steep in my opinion.

Why should i have to pay anyway? she'd be the grateful one, not to mention the fact i'd end up with a healthy dose of the clap even if i double bagged.

congrats on the thread, although i thought i read that it was based on forum "personality" wouldn't that require you having one in the first place?

FYI: I am just in touch with my feminine side :P

[Asshole]

your not in-touch with your feminine side jay, you carress it..

however i agree on the price 5 bucks for a one legged hook handed pirate prostitute with an eyepatch on is a tad steep.. i wonder if she has wooden teeth!?!

[Alf uckem]

asshole your as funny as aids

[Smokie]

lmao simons animation, i remember that :$

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

however i agree on the price 5 bucks for a one legged hook handed pirate prostitute with an eyepatch on is a tad steep.. i wonder if she has wooden teeth!?!

Did you not read the fine print? the $5 includes a taco and a Coke....courtesy of Santo

Or you can go to that 6-toed veitnamese ho you usually frequent with the superfluous nipple and the flaming case of herpes......


asshole your as funny as aids

AIDS joke are OK now. They've been green-lighted by Hollywood....AIDS and the Holocaust are now fine comedic material....:hehe:

[Asshole]

asshole your as funny as aids

I wasent trying to be funny :S

[RedRum]

im left out of every thing

[TJ60]

im left out of every thing

maybe u will be chosen for next month:hehe: