Ask DeLLie

[DeLeRiuM]

That's right an advice column. Ask Ask Ask away... I'm here to help.

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Why am I still up at 5:20 AM? How can I fix this problem?

EDIT: Is this even a problem?

[Nickything]

Can I help Killaho?

[Kloaked Spirit]

Why does my red dot cover up your non-red dot on googlemap?

[Jacx]

can u fix the SB?:drownin:

[vixen]

why is everybody so quick to rush to irrational judgements?

[Nickything]

By letting me stalk you?

Well I thought I could maybe do some recce work for you and the general mundane aspects of stalking that a Master Stalker such as yourself shouldn't have to bother yourself with.

[DeLeRiuM]

Can I stalk you?:ph34r:

Why of course, but only on tuesdays.

Why am I still up at 5:20 AM? How can I fix this problem?

EDIT: Is this even a problem?

You are up be cause you have a deep rooted problem of missing being breast feed in the middle of the night, go make yourself some warm milk and call me in the morning.

Can I help Killaho?

There is no hope for him, but you can shed your top while he peeps in your window if you really want to help.

[MG]

Why haven't I amounted to anything?

[Zulu Warrior]

'rock-n roll doctor, you're on the air'

uhhh, i just swallowed these pills..

*labored-breathing*

..uhhhhhhh, do you know wat they were?

[Kloaked Spirit]

How come Dellie isn't answering these questions with the expediency that we've come to demand of others?

[Nickything]

Too busy thinking about tops being shed I expect :P

[DeLeRiuM]

Why does my red dot cover up your non-red dot on googlemap?

Because your ego causes your blip to be on top.

can u fix the SB?:drownin:

Yes but only if you explain the problem in detail and use the word goat as every third word.

[kitty]

ok dellie... I have a friend that I thought I was really close with and we spent alot of time talking to each other sharing all kinds of stuff. We used to talk all the time. Now for some reason he seems to be avoiding me every chance he gets. I feel like I'm bothering him, so I'm not even going to bother trying to talk to him anymore.....What do you think I did to make him start acting so cold towards me lately?:blank:

[DeLeRiuM]

why is everybody so quick to rush to irrational judgements?

Well all expect the worst from everyone... TRUST is what we need here people!

Why haven't I amounted to anything?

Because you are stuck in dead end thinking, try "mounting" something then "amounting" to something!

[MG]

Because you are stuck in dead end thinking, try "mounting" something then "amounting" to something!

**mounts Killaho**

Edit - It works!! Thanks Dellie ::):

[DeLeRiuM]

'rock-n roll doctor, you're on the air'

uhhh, i just swallowed these pills..

*labored-breathing*

..uhhhhhhh, do you know wat they were?

THey weren't pills they were buttons proceed the the nearest hospital or just shove your finger down your throat.


How come Dellie isn't answering these questions with the expediency that we've come to demand of others?

Because she must keep up while also keep her five cyber windows going at the same time :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :ice:

[kitty]

THey weren't pills they were buttons proceed the the nearest hospital or just shove your finger down your throat.




Because she must keep up while also keep her five cyber windows going at the same time :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :ice:

you're cybering in 5 windows?:bye: I thought i was the only one:unsure:

[Nickything]

What's the worst that could happen apart ftom being force fed some Dr Peppers?

[DeLeRiuM]

What's this funny feeling in my pants?

That would be urination.

ok dellie... I have a friend that I thought I was really close with and we spent alot of time talking to each other sharing all kinds of stuff. We used to talk all the time. Now for some reason he seems to be avoiding me every chance he gets. I feel like I'm bothering him, so I'm not even going to bother trying to talk to him anymore.....What do you think I did to make him start acting so cold towards me lately?:blank:

You didn't do anything persay I believe you must send him warm coals to melt his icy demeaner. Oh and wait him out, he will coming running when he realizes he misses you.

Why won't thisguychris call me after last night? He said he loved me and everything, now I just feel like a used piece of meat.

He washed the piece of paper your number was on in his pants pocket, he will profess his love to you again soon do not fret.

you're cybering in 5 windows?:bye: I thought i was the only one:unsure:

You are correct, Kitty on msn, Kitty on yahoo, Kitty on Aim, Kitty on ICQ, and Kitty in pm :ice: :ice: :ice:

What's the worst that could happen apart ftom being force fed some Dr Peppers?

Spontanious Combustion!

[Zulu Warrior]

You didn't do anything persay

:w00t2: she called her persay!

[vixen]

this reminds me a lot of the rex mundi thread from the old forum
<moment of silence for the original DW forum>

[BRR]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/rexmundi1/rex-mundi-logo-glow.gif :dunno:

[vixen]

BRR you RAWK!~

[cookedup]

why did michael jackson sell neverland ranch?

[BRR]

why did michael jackson sell neverland ranch?

because neverland ranch is almost 17 years old. far to old a place for MJ to hang around.

[DeLeRiuM]

why did michael jackson sell neverland ranch?
because neverland ranch is almost 17 years old. far to old a place for MJ to hang around.

Couldn't have said it better myself thank brr :orign:

[tca]

why does belly button lint intrest me?

[Smash Bros]

why is tca hanging around my belly button :|

[Nickything]

Oi! Who stole my belly button fluff collection?

<stares accusingly at TCA>

[tca]

*walks off whistling, before stuffing fluff collection in his pants and running out the door*

[DnD]

are you doing fortunes too del?

[RobCheadle]

Why are Mondays so shit?

[YetAnotherKitten]

dellie why does my roomates cat poop on my bed and pee on all my stuff and how can i get her to stop!!??

[DeLeRiuM]

why does belly button lint intrest me?

Cause it's fluffy! Who doesn't love fluff?!?

why is tca hanging around my belly button :|

Because its a talking belly button that spits out cottoncandy fluff balls!

Oi! Who stole my belly button fluff collection?

<stares accusingly at TCA>

I do believe you "misplaced" it in TCA's pants.

[Aeon]

Wanna make out? :w00t2:

[DeLeRiuM]

are you doing fortunes too del?

Sure why not I'm a multi-talented girl.

Why are Mondays so shit?

Because they bring you back to reality about how dull life is.

Where is DeL?

Right here! *points at herself*

dellie why does my roomates cat poop on my bed and pee on all my stuff and how can i get her to stop!!??

It wants its liter box changed with a different type of liter, and as for why... it figures your a kitten you should understand what it wants so it shows you.

Wanna make out? :w00t2:

Well of course I do! Wanna send me all your violent femme songs I have been trying to find good dl's of it al month

[Dymond]

Dave's helpful suggestion for Del..get rid of Limewire and get a good torrent software. Time to take your downloading to the next level. I know I have seen full Violent Femme compilations out there on the torrent sites

*Goes back to Tech forum*

[DeLeRiuM]

Dave's helpful suggestion for Del..get rid of Limewire and get a good torrent software. Time to take your downloading to the next level. I know I have seen full Violent Femme compilations out there on the torrent sites

*Goes back to Tech forum*

I've tried torrentspy n mininova and all they got is crap versions

[kitty]

per the suggestion of D&D i'm asking you do I really need a reason to hate someone or can I just hate someone for no reason?

[DeLeRiuM]

Why can't I get rid of women? It seems like I always need to keep them around.

Large breast implants, after that you will notice you will need less woman around.

per the suggestion of D&D i'm asking you do I really need a reason to hate someone or can I just hate someone for no reason?

Actually yes whether you are concious of the reason or not its there.

[Santo]

Why didn't you like my ice cream?

[DeLeRiuM]

Actually I don't keep the breast is they are fake, I really don't need any saleen(sp), so I just toss those out. I guess I need more a suggestion on how I can save space, I mean my refrigerator and freezer are both already packed and I can only eat so much a day. My basement is filling quick as well, I just feel so attached to all my ladies.

Might I suggest renting out a storage units? They make em now so you can have em dropped off and left at your house...

[DeLeRiuM]

Why didn't you like my ice cream?

Acutally it wasn't your ice cream I didn't like I was complaining about the missing SB.

Excellent suggestion. Do they come refrigerated.

Dry ice baby Dry ice.

[DnD]

why does kitty hate us so?

[DeLeRiuM]

why does kitty hate us so?

It's not that simple its that she hates to love us. :smartass:

[kitty]

I DO NOT! http://forum.oddthought.com//imagehosting/upload/16644a36bc7707f6.gif

[DeLeRiuM]

I DO NOT! http://forum.oddthought.com//imagehosting/upload/16644a36bc7707f6.gif

Well I know you love to love me but as for the rest :ice: :ice: :ice: