Deal Breakers

[Beli]

so you are out on a date and ________ occurs. then you NEVER want to see this person again.
for example you go out on a date with a guy..he asks you out... then at the end of the meal... he pulls the.. OMG i don't have my wallet :$

or.. you are out on a date with a super hot girl. dinner and dancing. everything goes smoothly. you kiss and make out a little. then she confesses.. 6 months ago she was a man. (hiya Steff (f) )

or..sitting at the dinner table you notice people around you asking to move tables. soon the smell hits you.... your date hasn't showered in a very long time. EWWWWW!!!

next....

[Uganja]

so you are out on a date and Sex occurs. then you NEVER want to see this person again.

:vickie:

[dave]

lol jay.

or if she goes to cross her legs and it smells like ur down brighton peir

[HellRaiser]

Oh, Oh, Oh, ( Raises Hand) Pick me, Pick Me, Pick Me, I got 2 lol.

so you are out on a date and she says, I Don't Put Out Till I Really Know You (Or Months) occurs. then you NEVER want to see this person again.

:S

so you are out on a date and she says, I Don't Swallow or Spit occurs. then you NEVER want to see this person again.

:O

[Melbourne Made]

You Sick Puppy's

[HellRaiser]

You Sick Puppy's

No, were just healthy sexually charged beings with an appetite for pleasures of the flesh. :hehe:

[Melbourne Made]

Good :hidey: WTF!?!

[Beli]

so i see that the guys basically think that they are getting laid on every date :S

a few more... not sexually related... :glare:

*the person is way to picky. everything they order is special and not on the menu. constantly sending stuff back to the kitchen.

*crooked teeth or massive buck teeth

*burps or farts a lot in public



i had to ask for some help coming up with these. i haven't been on a date with a possible deal breaker in over 12 years :(

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

*crooked teeth or massive buck teeth



Quoted for emphasis!

Another deal breaker.....

Talks incessantly about the "ex"

Brings a friend on your date

Wears a necklace of any kind

Tells you he's in AA

[SweetHoney]

...and he informs you of all his sexual conquests as if you will become a notch on his belt buckle...IF you make the grade.

...they breathe dragon breath at you.

...the first kiss is "wrong".

...the chemistry is "obviously" not there.

...they are boring.

...they don't like animals or children.

...they invite you to a ceremonial gathering whereby you will be the sacrifice.

(THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES)

[I Got Priors]

One of my deal breakers...

~if he admits to being bisexual.

[RedRum]

*her estergen pills falls out of her purse and you see she piching a tent. :simon:

[Pirate Hooker with Monkey]

More deal breakers....


he has more than two cats (creepy)

he stops by his mom's house everyday after work

he orders a drink with an umbrella in it

he doesn't tip the waitress

he gets drunk and asks you to drive, lol.

[Stinger]

so you are out on a date and
eructing or flatulating loudly throughout the meal in a fine dining establishment
occurs. then you NEVER want to see this person again.


I'm not sure the night wouldn't be done before dinner was...the hell with anything beyond it. A lot of other real great examples here too folks. Anyone speaking from experience? *curious*

[Beli]

oh.. i forgot what i actually did :$ but he still asked me out again.

went to a night club with this really nice guy.. and promptly fell alseep next to the dj booth. oh his shoulder but still.. how awful.