Jacx and JaiJai's dog snoring problem

[TJ60]

Resa and Jacx have a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, Resa goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells resa to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles, and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right !" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed that night, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
Resa tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dogs testicles...

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring !!! Resa is amazed !!!

Later that night, Jacx returns home drunk from being at the pub drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed and begins snoring loudly.
Resa thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around Jacx's testicles.

Amazingly, it also works on him !!! Resa sleeps soundly.
Jacx wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the Bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances down and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were...... Or what we did... But, by God... We took First and Second place!!!

[~Justpeachyy~]

LOL :popcorn:

[hoos]

that might be the funniest joke i've read in a while.

[odd th0mas]

lol, it's good but it's a spinoff from an irish song called "the scottsman". that alone would prolly fire up the jacxster!


Well a Scottsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no long keep his feet
And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
He stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

About the thime two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
"See yon sleeping Scottsman, so strong a handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They krept up on the sleeping Scottsman quite as could be
They lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh

They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scotts kilt did lift and show

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Around the bonnie star the scotts kilt did lift and show

Now the Scottsman woke to natures call and stumbled for the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
"Lad, I don't know where you;ve been, but I see you've won first prize"

Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize

[EAGLE]

Resa and Jacx have a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, Resa goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells resa to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles, and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right !" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed that night, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
Resa tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dogs testicles...

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring !!! Resa is amazed !!!

Later that night, Jacx returns home drunk from being at the pub drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed and begins snoring loudly.
Resa thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around Jacx's testicles.

Amazingly, it also works on him !!! Resa sleeps soundly.
Jacx wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the Bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances down and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were...... Or what we did... But, by God... We took First and Second place!!!

my dog snores i have to wake him up so i can go to sleep

[TJ60]

/me waits to see if eagle gets bitten when he tries to tie a ribbon on his dogs nuts:hehe:

[EAGLE]

/me waits to see if eagle gets bitten when he tries to tie a ribbon on his dogs nuts:hehe:


he'd lose those nut fast if he bit..lol