What's your favorite Dane Cook joke

[glamgurl36]

I figured we could use one of these threads...what is your favorite dane cook joke?

Mine is when he talk about "the wall" (walgreens) and he talks about standing in line..funniest bit ever! so true..

post your favs..

[Grendel]

Who?

[Uganja]

mike jones

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

who the fuck is dane cook?

[Spork!!!]

is he like the muppet's swedish chef?

[Stinger]

Famous for his SuFi (Super Finger)...my oldest LOVES him. *sigh*
http://www.danecook.com/
I find him a bit rough...probably suit a lot of this forum's users though.

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

/me smacks sh with a duhhhh stick.. we all know who he is we just playing around making our own comedy...plus dude aint funny and he is a moron...


dude aint famous at all so dont say he is

[Grendel]

Actually Tung, I was being serious! I didn't, and still don't, know who he is!!

On second thoughts... You were right, I was just kidding around that I didn't know him.

[Colonel Sanders]

Your not an American if you do not like the Cook.

I never laughed so hard in my life listening to a few of his CD's. Plus, IMO, he has one of those faces, where he can make funny looking, yet subtle facial expressions....similar to what Ryan Reynolds can do.

[curlybogtrotter]

Who? :eh:

[Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream]

Your not an American if you do not like the Cook.

I never laughed so hard in my life listening to a few of his CD's. Plus, IMO, he has one of those faces, where he can make funny looking, yet subtle facial expressions....similar to what Ryan Reynolds can do.

not even gonna respond to this one....guess fighting in desert storm doesnt make me an american if i dont like some douchebag retard of a comic

[Colonel Sanders]

el oh el.

You need to chill, thats a phrase and it's been tossed around with Dane Cook plenty.

Desert Storm. Whoopy. That war and this one is about as American as McDonalds, nothing to be proud of.

[TJ60]

the movie critics at the movie theater is my favorite....THAT MOVIE IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME!! crams popcorn

[Stinger]

/me smacks sh with a duhhhh stick.. we all know who he is we just playing around making our own comedy...plus dude aint funny and he is a moron...


dude aint famous at all so dont say he is



Smacks Tung back with the "duh stick". I didn't say I liked the guy. Duh. I said my kid did. Duh. Also said that a lot of this forum's users would likely find it to their liking. Duh. "Famous" used loosely...SuFi is about all he amounts to in MY book. Duh.

Thanks for your service to our great nation...SERIOUSLY...smart ass. *wink*

[PunkRock]

Dane Cook Is Mint, He Is An American Comedian. Download Some Of His Stuff Off http://www.piratebay.net Search Dane Cook. He Is Fucking Mint.

[PunkRock]

Oh And I Like The One Where He Talks About A B/E. He Just Breaks Down the Door, Then Goes. [Watch It If You Want http://www.youtube.com Search Dane Cook B/E